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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-25 |
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2019-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
180485 |
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What was it that attracted you to Earl in the first place, Opal? I liked the fact that he was the silent type. He didn't talk a lot. He let me do most of the talking. I assumed that meant he was listening. He wasn't.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-29 |
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2019-10-29 |
| Image Number: |
180042 |
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Opal, I know I'm not perfect, so tell me how I can be a better husband. Well, for one thing, I'd appreciate a little more help around the house. Okay, good point. I'll try to do that. Great! What can I do to be a better wife? Nothing. You're perfect just as you are. Hey! That's not fair!!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-08 |
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2019-09-08 |
| Image Number: |
179304 |
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Opal, would you mind ironing this shirt? No, I don't mind, Earl. But I'd think a man of your age would be able to iron his own shirt. I mean your pal Clyde does his own laundry, cooks his own meals, cleans his own house … What would you do if I were not longer around? I'd probably move in with Clyde.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2019-08-11 |
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2019-08-11 |
| Image Number: |
178927 |
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We don't spend enough time together. What are you talking about? We're together 24 hours a day! That's quantity time. I'm talking about quality time! Don't you know what quality time is? Quality Fabrics. Oh crud. It's coming back to me!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2019-07-02 |
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2019-07-02 |
| Image Number: |
178278 |
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Remember how I said if I die first I don't want you to remarry? Yes. Well, I've changed my mind. That wasn't fair of me. I don't want you to be alone. I just have one request. Oh? Don't do it for love this time. Do it for money.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2019-05-05 |
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2019-05-05 |
| Image Number: |
177403 |
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Whop! What was that for? That was for fifty years of leaving the toilet seat up. Wow. That's what I call a bargain.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2019-05-04 |
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2019-05-04 |
| Image Number: |
177409 |
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How was shopping? Oh, I'm so excited! I found these flesh-colored pads to protect my nose from the bridge of my glasses! I've looked at several stores and haven't been able to find them anywhere. Living with me must be pretty boring if you get this excited over nose pads.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-08 |
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2019-03-08 |
| Image Number: |
176437 |
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Ugh! I keep getting friend requests from scuzzy-looking old men. Apparently I have reached the age where people expect me to be bored, lonely, and looking for a boyfriend. Tell them you've already got a scuzzy-looking old man.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-14 |
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2019-02-14 |
| Image Number: |
176083 |
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I wrote you a little poem for Valentine's Day. Do you want to hear it? Do I have a choice? No. Roses are red. I like spaghetti. Especially with meatballs. When will it be ready?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2019-01-12 |
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2019-01-12 |
| Image Number: |
175617 |
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Grampa said you're mad at him but you won't tell him why. Oh, he did, did he? He probably thinks I'm mad at him because he has a guilty conscience. And I just let him think I'm mad at him so he'll shape up. I don't think I'll ever get married. It's too complicated.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-11 |
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2019-01-11 |
| Image Number: |
175616 |
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Sometimes gramma gets mad at grampa. How come? Who knows? She always thinks I should know why, but I usually don't. It could be any number of things. Why don't you ask her? Ha! What's a good one, son!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-10 |
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2019-01-10 |
| Image Number: |
175615 |
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Are you mad at me? What do you think? You're acting like you are, but I don't know why. If you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you. Just my luck! I flunked out of mind reading.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2018-12-21 |
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2018-12-21 |
| Image Number: |
175312 |
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Mom, I know you'd like me to give you another grandchild. I love you, but it's not my ob to make you happy. It's dad's job. That's right. You can baby me all you want.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2018-12-08 |
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2018-12-08 |
| Image Number: |
175100 |
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Pearl, can I ask you something? Of course, Opal. Have you ever really forgiven me for stealing Earl away from you all those years ago? Ladies … Ooooh, yeah! I think you've suffered enough.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2018-12-05 |
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2018-12-05 |
| Image Number: |
175097 |
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Aunt Pearl, that would've been cute if you had married my dad, you would have been Earl and Pearl. Yes, I know, I was going to give our children rhyming names, too: Burl, Merle, Shirl and Verle. It was right after I mentioned that that he broke up with me. he said rhyming children's names made him want to hurl. sob.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2018-12-04 |
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2018-12-04 |
| Image Number: |
175096 |
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Aunt Pearl, my mom told me that you and my dad used to date. Is that true? Yes, dear. Many years ago. But then he dumped me for your mother. So I guess you've never forgiven him for that. Oh, I've forgiven him. I just make him miserable now for the fun of it.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-03 |
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2018-12-03 |
| Image Number: |
175095 |
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Some of you have asked why there is such bad blood between Earl and his sister-in-law. For the rest of the week we're rerunning the backstory. What's with the bad feelings between Dad and Aunt Pearl? Basically, they can't stand each other. Really? Have there always been bad feelings between them? Oh, not al all. They used to get along really well back when they were dating.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-04 |
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2018-07-04 |
| Image Number: |
172511 |
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Are you staring at me again? It's creepy. Stop it. Sorry, I was looking at you and thinking what a lucky man I am to be married to a wonderful woman like you. Really" Aww - well, okay then. and wondering what you're going to fix me for dinner. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-11 |
| Image Number: |
172088 |
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Click! Who was that on the phone? Just some pest control company looking for business. I told them I only have one pest in the house and I'm going to keep him.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-08 |
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2018-06-08 |
| Image Number: |
171976 |
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When you've been married as long as we have, there's no such thing as awkward silences. We can for hours and hours without saying a word to each other. You cabbage rolls make me gassy. And sometimes even that's not enough.
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