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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-24 |
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2018-02-24 |
| Image Number: |
168482 |
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I'm glad you ended it with that older wealthy woman. Thanks, mom. You know, money will never make you happy. You're right. I finally did the math and knew I had to bail. Wait -- You did the math? Dustin, isn't that a little crass? Not about her money, mom ... I realized when I turn 70, she'll be 85.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-23 |
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2018-02-23 |
| Image Number: |
168481 |
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Dude, isn't this where you met Louise? Yeah … but that's over. Over? Yeah … it was all about her and her wants and wishes. It got to the point where she acted like I wasn't even there. Man, that must've been horrible. I'm Louise. Can I buy you a drink?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-22 |
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2018-02-22 |
| Image Number: |
168480 |
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The woman I'm seeing earns way more than I do. I'm afraid she doesn’t respect me. I wouldn't worry … Embrace it. Think about Oprah and Stedman. Totally. Stedman knows where I'm coming from. Stedman.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-21 |
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2018-02-21 |
| Image Number: |
168479 |
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You don't mind driving, do you? Not at all. Porsche. I expect my boyfriend to be a chauffeur, a butler and a masseur. Wow … and Simone thinks I can't hold down one job.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-20 |
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2018-02-20 |
| Image Number: |
168478 |
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I need to powder my nose. I'll be right back. Sure thing. Watch out for that one, Dustin. She just wants a boy toy for a little you-know-what. I wish I was twenty years younger.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-19 |
| Image Number: |
168477 |
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I'm Louise. Can I buy you a drink? Sure. I'm Dustin. Let's have two glasses of this '82 Chardonnay. Whoa. Expensive. I'm at a place in life where I can afford older wine … and younger men.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-16 |
| Image Number: |
168237 |
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I don't think you should be depressed because you're single. I'm single. So you and I are kind of in the same boat. You are trying to make me feel better, right?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-14 |
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2018-02-14 |
| Image Number: |
168235 |
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Happy Valentine's Day! I'm not calling it that. Oh. Should I call it Singles Awareness Day? I'm not calling it that either. Michael Strahan still hasn't called? I'm calling it Wednesday.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-01 |
| Image Number: |
167707 |
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So you're taking yourself off the market? I never date this close to Valentine's Day. It's an expensive holiday … and single guys get a pass. Wait. You'd miss out on a chance at true love … to save money on flowers and chocolates? Makes some sense. Just as easy to fall in love in March.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-12-17 |
| Image Number: |
165541 |
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Here's a depressing demographic trend. Apparently, the number of gray divorces is up and climbing. "Gray divorces"? Among couples after 20 years of marriage or more. That is sad. The theory is that after their children move out, couples often find they have little left holding them together. 'Til death do we part. Tink.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-12-08 |
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2017-12-08 |
| Image Number: |
165546 |
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No, thank you. But I'm just so tired of polite rejection. If I may ask, what's wrong with me? You don't have a job, you live with your parents and you dress like it's laundry day. Wow … I already miss polite rejection.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-11 |
| Image Number: |
164474 |
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Everyone I know has a boyfriend. But none of the boys at school really listen to me. They're all so self-absorbed. I can't wait to get to college. I'll bet guys get more thoughtful as they age. Huh? I had hair in college.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-12 |
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2017-08-12 |
| Image Number: |
161124 |
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What did you do in your game yesterday? Strike out. Strike out. Walk. What did you and Fitch do last night? Same thing.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-15 |
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2017-07-15 |
| Image Number: |
160044 |
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This shrub is starting to droop. We could plant something else. What? You would do that? After all these years? Throw out the sagging mature plant for some new young thing? I thought you were working in the yard with mom. I didn't know what I was getting into.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-01 |
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2017-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
159509 |
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How did it go with Dominique? Not well. She made a couple of cracks about my car. Seriously? Yeah … and she said the restaurant was a little "lowbrow." Ugh … she sounds completely shallow and superficial. I know. It's pathetic. But she's unbelievably hot.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-18 |
| Image Number: |
158659 |
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Dude, you've been working on your car for two full days. It's not work, man. This is a labor of love. Well, maybe you two should get a garage.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-06 |
| Image Number: |
156266 |
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Inquiring minds want to know -- How are things going with Emily? I'm getting mixed signals. Tonight she said she wanted to hold me and never let go … unless she gets a text message. Whoa -- so it's serious.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-15 |
| Image Number: |
155441 |
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Do you think one day I'll marry a woman who's way out of my league the way dad did with you? Dustin, that's a terrible thing to say! The goal is to marry your best friend.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
155440 |
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So thirty minutes after filling out a four-question dating profile, I was having lunch with some girl named Amber. We had nothing in common and I'm out $80 for the service plus $35 for lunch. I think it was a scam. I doubt she even used her real name. Amber? Sounds real to me. She said her last name is "Lager."
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-03-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-03-13 |
| Image Number: |
155439 |
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So, on a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your looks? I'd say I'm a solid 8.5. Jiffy Date. Splendid! You'll be perfect for Amber. She's looking for a guy with a great sense of humor.
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