Boycott Christmas! The Christmas Resistance Movement. The greedy capitalist oppressors are using guilt to manipulate consumers into purchasing mass-produced "gifts" for their friends and loved ones! They want you to believe love itself is a commodity which can be exchanged for commercial products! While there are an infinite number of other ways to express love, and 364 other days to give gifts, they insist you must buy things for Christmas--whole industries depend on it! This year, don't play along! Don't buy Christmas presents! Don't buy Christmas cards! Don't buy Christmas decorations! Don't feel guilty! Boycott Christmas. Sabotage commerce.
Nobody understands you! No one appreciates your genius! You try to make the world a better place, and what do you get? Rejection! Persecution! Ridicule! Insults!! But you'll show them! You'll show them all! With the Nina's Adventures Do-It-Yourself Martyr Complex! Instructions: 1. Cut out parts. 2. Tape cross to back (advanced martyrs may use stapler). 3. Hang albatross from neck. 4. Place halo above head. 5. Affix hair to shirt.
George, I love you. No you don't. Yes, I do! You're my favorite monster in the whole world. That's a lie. No! I care about you very deeply. Ha! Please believe me, George! I love you! I really do!! Liar, liarâ€¦pant's on fire. Sniff! See!