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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-01 |
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2017-10-01 |
| Image Number: |
162686 |
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What do you think? What is it? They call it a "salmon ladder." The producers of American Ninja Warrior -- It's a show where contestants compete on an extremely demanding obstacle course. Once I master the salmon ladder, the rest will be easy. So what is it? A hybrid chin-up station where you pull the bar off its rungs and keep moving it up to the next set ... until you make it all the way to the top. Get it? I'll be like a salmon swimming upstream. You know, they have to do that to spawn. Thump. So I guess your mother and I shouldn't count on you for grandchildren.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-09 |
| Image Number: |
162152 |
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I'm hungry, but I should stay in bed. It's the hour for bad decisions. Nobody opens the fridge after midnight … and pulls out Brussels sprouts.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-10-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-10-14 |
| Image Number: |
149370 |
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I have an idea. Instead of giving candy to trick-or-treaters this year … what about healthy treats, like fruit? As long as you're okay spending the day after Halloween pulling ribbons of toilet paper out of our trees. You think someone will TP our house? I'll TP our house. So I'll get the standard bags of assorted candy bars. That's my girl.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-09-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-09-06 |
| Image Number: |
147980 |
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Ugh. These chip readers are the worst. Wait. Don't pull it out. Makes me nostalgic for people holding up the line to balance their checkbooks. Don't pull it out! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-05-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-05-03 |
| Image Number: |
142482 |
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The computer instantly filled in all of her billing info. It's called auto-complete, dad. You shouldn't be able to spend money with just a click. Oh, please. You should have to pull a card from a wallet … find a bright light … You're such a dinosaur … Tilt it just right so you can read the three-digit security code. A dinosaur with a bad memory. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-03-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
140252 |
| Caption: |
Going to mow the lawn, Mr. Kudlick? Probably not. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-02-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-02-07 |
| Image Number: |
138009 |
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Fitch, what's the deal? I bought our tickets online. I just have to pull up the site to access them. Theaters. We should've just paid when we got here. This way we have reserved seats. But you've been typing forever. I'm putting in my password. Dude, seriously? What is your password? Inthemoodsacramentofonzieurkelkramerstewiekermitdoogiejethrospock. The instructions said I had to have a number, a capital and ... at least eight characters. One, please. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-01-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-01-22 |
| Image Number: |
137733 |
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Back to your old clothes? Afraid so. Between your mother and my co-workers … I realized I'm just too conservative to pull off the "GQ Look." If I'm going to take fashion advice from a magazine … it'll have to be National Review. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-03 |
| Image Number: |
132825 |
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AAGGHH! Are you okay? The duct tape pulled all of the hair out of my forearm and reopened the wound. Wow, who would have thought? Maybe we should take you to the emergency room. Good idea. They have real band-aids. Although the line would be shorter at Walgreens. She's right. That's where I got the duct tape when I cut my arm. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-02 |
| Image Number: |
132824 |
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Meg may have a point, Fitch. That duct-tape homemade band-aid may be painful to pull off. It's a mand-aid, remember? A man doesn't worry about a few hairs on his forearm. Shall I demonstrate? Absolutely. I'm eager to see the man-aid removed. It's like you can't wait to fee Fitch writhe in pain. Call it manticipation. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-10-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-10-01 |
| Image Number: |
132823 |
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Look -- Fitch made a bandage out of a piece of paper towel and duct tape. It's a and-aid. How are you going to pull that off your hairy arm? I'm worried it might remove some hair. I'm worried it might remove some skin. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-07-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-07-25 |
| Image Number: |
129557 |
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Hayden, I've got to pull you. Pull me? But I've got a no-hitter going! Coach. I know. You've walked the first 12 batters. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-09-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-09-12 |
| Image Number: |
115928 |
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I was on the interstate not paying enough attention, Helen. Okay … I was going pretty fast when I realized the guy in the very next lane - that I was passing - was a cop. So he pulled you over. Right. And to be funny, I walked back to his car, put my hands on my hips and said, "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" And you're calling me because? When we got here they said I could make one phone call. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-04-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-04-07 |
| Image Number: |
109568 |
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This is unbelievable! Look at how good my driver's license photo turned out! Let's see … Wow … of course, you realize a cocky, smiling picture won't help if you get pulled over by a cop. Wait … so you didn’t smile for your driver's license photo? No way ... I tried to look innocent. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-10-20 |
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2013-10-20 |
| Image Number: |
102503 |
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Wooooooooooooo. Helen and Meg get pulled over for speeding, but never get tickets … And we all know why. I'm going for it! Whaaaah! Oh, officer, I'm sooooo sorry! Bahhwaahwaah! You have the bluest eyes. I'm going to ask you to step out of the car. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-07-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-07-05 |
| Image Number: |
98459 |
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PULL MY PORK. Give a man an outdoor grill, some charcoal and lighter fluid, and he can perform miracles. Yes, he can produce food that's burned yet somehow undercooked. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2013-03-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2013-03-20 |
| Image Number: |
94394 |
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We're going to pump you up! Feel the burn! No pain, no gain! Hold it … I think I just pulled a cliché … |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-10-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-10-12 |
| Image Number: |
88020 |
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Dad, can you spot me some money to get my brakes fixed? I suppose so. Thanks. You know, dad, you're like that little paper tab, and I'm like that tea bag. Not sure I know where this is going … You're always pulling me out of hot water. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-10-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-10-09 |
| Image Number: |
88017 |
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Hi, Helen. I'm calling on my cell phone and driving down the freeway. Maybe you should pull over while you're talking. Okay, I just did. Terrific. I'm proud of you. Thanks, but a lot of the credit goes to the motorcycle officer. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2012-08-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2012-08-03 |
| Image Number: |
84434 |
| Caption: |
So Alan Shepard hit a golf ball on the moon. That's right. If memory serves, it was a six iron. But with so little gravitational pull, the ball must have taken forever to land. Yes. Imagine trying to play eighteen holes like that. Maybe that's why there's only one flag up there. |
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