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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-22 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-22 Pub. Date: 2016-08-22
Image Number: 147844
Caption: Pod People. Single-use pods are all the rage. Who has time to pour detergent anymore? Laundry Ballz. Doctors have been pleading for an end to detergent pods, since children like to eat them. Podcorp. "Give me convenience or give me death!" Oh, what's a little pulmonary edema to a toddler? Check out our new toilet bowl disinfect shaped like a lollipop! Meanwhile, enough plastic Keurig coffee cups are sold each year to encircle the earth ten times. In the early 2000s, humans created what is known as The Keurig Layer. Remember, no product is too small to be excessively packaged! Cheese Puff Pods. Individually-wrapped puffs!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-23 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-23 Pub. Date: 2016-05-23
Image Number: 143818
Caption: Canned Patriotism. Uh-oh. Budweiser is changing its name to America for the summer. US. America. E Pluribus Unum. Actually owned by foreign company. How far we've fallen - from grand experiment to brand experiment. It's like the Bush years all over again. Yeah, I'll have some Freedom Fries and an America. Comin' right up! Menu. If Budweiser is America, does that mean America is Budweiser? I pledge allegiance to the can of the United States of America ... and to the keggers for which it stands ... Of course, it wouldn't be the first inferior product to claim to represent the country ... Make America Great Again.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-08 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-08 Pub. Date: 2014-09-08
Image Number: 116358
Caption: Phone Phunnies. What would make the new iPhone 6 REALLY worth standing in line all night for? Makes the world outside the phone as pretty and well-designed as an Apple product. Before. After. Has "cure Ebola" app. Enables you to email yourself as an attachment to another iPhone. No problem. I'll just send myself over! Talks people who can't afford it into buying an Android. Seriously, you should take the savings and pay down your debt. In fact, maybe we just need an honesty app. I can't solver all your problems. I'm just a phone.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-08-25 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-08-25 Pub. Date: 2014-08-25
Image Number: 115724
Caption: If cops treated bankers the way Ferguson cops treat black people. Bar d' Fern. What're you boys up to? Shouldn't you be home with your wives and kids? He posed an imminent threat to my 401k! The shooting was justified because we had video of him conspiring to defraud investors. Our strategy: Betting against our own financial products. A real thug. Clear the area! But it's speech! $ Vote me. Tear gas.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-04 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-05 Pub. Date: 2013-02-04
Image Number: 93238
Caption: Licensed to Share. Facebook and its photo-sharing app instagram have been asking some users for their driver's licenses in order to access their accounts. Impudent human with a pen name! You can ONLY be Archibald Schmuckfink! How much more intrusive can they get? Please upload two (2) dental x-rays, your baby footprints, a DNA sequence, and the contents of your diary. A forensics team will arrive at your home shortly. Please remain where you are. Instagram users will need to complete a survey to share photos. Do you like tacos? How many do you eat per week? Would you ever use an e-coupon to buy a taco? What do you think of Mexican people? Oh, you are Mexican. Actually, we knew that. Complaints about the new policies are dismissed by the company. With out many nostalgic photo filters, you can easily imagine a time before everything you did was tracked and sold to marketers!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-27 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-28 Pub. Date: 2012-08-27
Image Number: 86901
Caption: A court has ruled that graphic warning labels on cigarettes violate corporate free speech. Tobacco smoke can harm your children. Llama. Because a deadly product marketed by multinationals is just like a citizen petitioning the government. Yes, we must protect cigarettes' freedom of expression, lest we wind up like Russia. All-tobacco punk band "nicotine riot" jailed for protest. The struggle for cigarette liberties dates back to the founding butts! Minuteman Lights. Give me the ability to kill people or give me death! Australia and Britain may allow the graphic warnings, but as a judge Janice Rogers Brown
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-25 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-25 Pub. Date: 2012-06-25
Image Number: 86663
Caption: MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE-ITY. These days, there's no shortage of businesspeople who think they know how to run a college. Here's an idea: Let's run this place like a CORPORATION! Wealthy donor and board member. So, it's only fair to ask … What if CORPORATIONS were run like CLASSROOMS? IT's agreed: We're firing the CEO and replacing him with the world authority on Balzac. Executive Bardroom. Today we unveil a new product: Long-lasting KIERKE-GUARD DEODORANT. KIERKE-GUARD. With extra weight-of-existence protection! Undoubtedly, protests would ensue. What a frenzied mob! Oh, nothing a little Masterpiece Theatre can't fix! Nerds Out! Bag the Bards.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86621
Caption: Slowpoke. Consumer Comix Presents LET THEM EAT SLIME. Hi there! I'm here from the meat industry to discuss our filler product made from connective tissue and scraps treated with ammonia. Some call it "pink slime." We prefer "lean beef trimmings."* *Actual term. Don't think of it as incredibly low-grade cow-related by-product. Think of it a "what's for lunch" - if you're eating USDA SCHOOL LUNCHES, that is! They're about to buy 7 million pounds of the stuff, God bless 'em! Don't worry! A George Bush Sr. - appointed USDA officer - and former president of the National Cattlemen's Association - once deem it safe. So relax ... And get our new cookbook! The Institute For Increasingly Abstract Notions of Meat presents The Scrappy Chef. Cooking With "Pink Gold." Your family will love these classic dishes from Tendon Tacos to Ligament Lasagna to my personal favorite, Grandma's Ammonia-Treated Meat-Like Balls! Mmm-mmm!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-31 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-31 Pub. Date: 2012-01-31
Image Number: 89014
Caption: Slowpoke. Politics 101 with Professor P. Today's lesson: "It's the system, stupid." People who don't get the Occupy Wall Street movement accuse protesters of "hating the rich." You got a problem with success? We are the 99%. These people turn criticism of a political system into a personal attack. No, I just think you should pay a higher tax rate than your secretary. hater! Let's try an exercise in thinking like them! I don't want my child playing with this lead paint-covered toy from China. We should regulate these products better! Oh, so you hate Chinese people! See how easy it is? Okay class, now you try it! "Babies should not be fed to zoo crocodiles." What do you have against reptiles? Very good!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-24 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-24 Pub. Date: 2012-01-24
Image Number: 89013
Caption: Slowpoke. Pop Culture Periscope presents: Consumer Nudism. "naked" branding is all the rage these days, with lots of products celebrating back-to-nature minimalism. "Barefoot" running shoes. Naked fruit juice. North Face "better than naked" jacket. Soon … naked pets become fashionable. The music industry jumps on board ... Beethoven's 5th naked Performed as God intended by the London Philharmonic. And everyone wants a car from Flintstone Motorworks ... "Feel the road." Yabba dabba neo-primitivism! There's all-nude birthing, for a truly natural experience. Less-is-more menus: Urban Lunchster Cafe. Regular grilled cheese ... $6. Naked grilled cheese ... $10. Just the Velveeta!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-01 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-01 Pub. Date: 2012-01-01
Image Number: 86594
Caption: Slowpoke. What's wrong, Mr. P? I can't decide which I identify with: The nostalgic, timeless aura of Coke, or the energetic, youth-oriented themes of Pepsi. Santa Clause or Beyonce? That is the question. You could go the spiritual route with this tea. It promises "the enlightenment of a thousand tea-betan monks." I'm afraid I prefer my beverages dharma-free. Buddha Brand Tea. Now sox more Zen! From the makers of Sno-Koans. Surely there must be SOME marketing niche you fall into. I am simply too complex to be pigeonholed. Manly Man Fancy pear halves. Rowdy Lesbian brand cupcakes. Upwardly Mobile mustard. Sale Items. Er ... On second thought, I stand corrected. Repressed Suit-Wearing Pointy-Headed Man Cheese.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-12-20 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-12-20 Pub. Date: 2011-12-20
Image Number: 89018
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins Go Gift Shopping 2011. It's going to be hard to top the Englebert Humperdinck retrospective we got for Auntie Perkins last year. Let's go in here! The 1% Chef. The 1% Chef. The only kitchen products not made in China. Look! Here's a saucepan hand-forged by rustic peasant women in Provence! $4,000. Das egg. And a $500 egg separator made from decommissioned German tanks! The Data Mine Electronics. All products now embedded with carrier IQ spyware! As seen on your Smartphone. Acme Biometrics. How about this place? I find their customer service a bit intrusive. The Holiday Minimalist. "It's the thought that counts." This year, give a conceptual gift: an empty box. Gift. Gift. Let's just go with fruitcake!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-23 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-23 Pub. Date: 2011-10-23
Image Number: 89001
Caption: Slowpoke. Killer Kleen. Researchers at the University of Washington recently found that dryer exhaust from scented laundry products contain several hazardous chemicals, including two carcinogens. It seems Americans' concept of "cleanliness" often involves making the world dirtier. Take that, leaf! Fecal matter. Allergens. Mold. Dust. Exhaust. Reeeeeee! Apparently if its invisible, it doesn't count. The fire makes my trash go away! (Still happens in some places). Yes, we have our priorities ass-backwards - literally. Pollution-eating forests. Butt Puff. Ultra-plush t.p. Ohh my!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-09-05 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-09-05 Pub. Date: 2010-09-05
Image Number: 89894
Caption: Slowpoke. A Volatile Situation. Doing internet research on things to buy for a new apartment, I began to wonder: is everything toxic? "Many carpets release volatile organic compounds, adding to indoor air pollution. Hmm … It's easy to become completely paranoid. Omigod. I should've used soybean paint! And this guy says my memory foam mattress is killing me! Is my pillow off-gassing? Clacka-clacka! Apparently if I were serious, I'd buy an all-natural mattress handcrafted by local hipsters.* Wads of organic cotton. Inert Bedding Co. *Actually exists! Or I could take a more Michael Jacksonesque approach to life ... Hey, look! It's Bubble Girl! I hope this plastic is BPA-Free!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-11 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-07-11 Pub. Date: 2010-07-11
Image Number: 90127
Caption: Slowpoke. Unemployment Solved! Senate Candidate Sharron Angle (R-NV) says unemployment benefits are spoiling workers. Economic Advice. 5 cents. They should just go out and get entry-level jobs! DUH! The Fruit Loop is in. Never mind that there are currently five job seekers for every opening. The obvious solution? Hire five workers for each position. May we take your order? $1.45/hr each. Of course, they'll only have 1/5 the purchasing power of a whole employee ... But they'll get by! Fractional TV Sale! SO-SO BUY. Your affordable partial-product superstore. Free 1/5 remote with purchase. And the idea will spread ... Here in Greece, we have ZERO unemployment! Welcome to the Acropolis! I'm Demetri, your tour guide!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-04 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-07-04 Pub. Date: 2010-07-04
Image Number: 90126
Caption: Slowpoke. Good evening. With me tonight is Priscilla Prunehorn, incoming president of the Pan-global Uglification Society. Welcome, Priscilla. Thank you. So what are your plans for P.U.S.? Well, I'm concerned about recent development: stylish brushed-steel appliance are everywhere, Apple keeps designing attractive products, and heavily-pocketed cargo pants are on the wane. How are you fighting back? We've introduced the UGLIFONE, which is shaped like a cheerleading troll. Also, we're using the bad economy to revive a classic aesthetic abomination: the above ground pool. Hideous eyesores indeed! Any closing thoughts? Just remember that ugliness is everywhere, from the most monstrous Winnebago to the discarded head of a Shrek doll lying in the street. That's beautiful. DAMN it!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-01-01 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-01-01 Pub. Date: 2010-01-01
Image Number: 86601
Caption: Slowpoke. The FDA recently unveiled new graphic warning labels for cigarettes. But why stop there? Here are a few more deserving products. LLAMA. John Boehner. WARNING: Staring too long at my fluorescent orange skin may sear your retinas. Frozen Entrees. Kinda Italian. Microwaveable Insta-pasta. Serving Suggestion. WARNING:. WARNING: May cause you to wonder why you couldn't even muster the effort to boil noodles, leading to existential despair. Contemporary Indie Rock. The Quiet Little Baby Foxes. Songs To Wear Sweaters To. WARNING:. WARNING: May cause loss of verve, inability to "get down." Any bill extending the Bush tax cuts for top incomes. House Bill 1142. The Dumbest Generation. Thanks a lot, A-holes. WARNING:. WARNING: may cause descendants to wrote books belittling you.
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-10-05 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-10-05 Pub. Date: 2009-10-05
Image Number: 90709
Caption: Slowpoke. The Evolution of Momvertising. 1881, England: The first "mom" brand appears. Mother's Bustles. Made by an actual mother. 1890's, Industrial revolution: Appearance of first pseudo-mom. Mom's Digestive Biscuits. Sir Hunt Huntley, Esq. Proprietor. 1961: Mrs. Butterworth's syrup is first product to come in a mom-shaped container. Mrs. Butterworth's. And now we have the targeted advertising CLONE MOMS of the internet! Tulsa Mom lost 50 lbs. in just 2 weeks! Yonkers Mom lost 50 lbs. in just 2 weeks! THE SAME MOM Wherever you go!
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-03-23 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-03-23 Pub. Date: 2009-03-23
Image Number: 91008
Caption: Slowpoke. Deep in an alternate universe is a society in which life is lived solely through electronic gadgets. Do you Stink? The iStink will tell you! Text 4375982 to vote for Jones. Keep our bots tax free. One day, a company unveiled a groundbreaking invention. We've developed a portable wireless reading device that operates without power! Zamanoz.com. Digital clappers. Clap Clap! Clap. Clap. Clap! We think customers will appreciate the simple elegance of the ZAMANOZ BINDLE. TM. The Bindle quickly catches on. I can drop it an it won't break! WHAM! There's no downloading! No one wants to steal it! It's the greatest technology ever! It's success leads to another new product. By simply moving this pigmented stick against a thin sheet of material, one can compose text with a keyboard! Hello, world! OOH! AHH! Clap. Clap!
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 product 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86605
Caption: Slowpoke. 2019: It had to happen eventually. The New York Times. ALL FOOD RECALLED. President Palin to Address Nation. FDA is Powerless. Depression Continues For 11th Year. Cannibalism on the Rise. The culprit: This single industrial complex that provides the country's ENTIRE FOOD SUPPLY. They bought off inspectors for years. The first thing this reporter sees upon entry is a pile of snouts in a pool of Astroglide. The government has issued instructional pamphlets to the hungry masses. So You Have Nothing to Eat. HOW TO SHOOT A SQUIRREL. 1. Obtain a firearm. It's easy in the U.S.! 2. Locate a squirrel. 3. Point firearm at squirrel. Note: Shoot your neighbors only as a last resort. Here's a man digging for edible roots in the woods. Sir, do you think we need to improve food safety? What are you? Some kind of socialist? Do you think I'll die if I eat this?
     
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