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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-29 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-29 Pub. Date: 2019-05-29
Image Number: 177795
Caption: Guess who walked into the offices of Fitzhugh, Fitzhugh & Fitzhugh today? The national security adviser. He said Military-Industrial Death Empire Corp is looking for help marketing their new product, Iran War. This is a big coup for us. McMahon, Tate & Stephens has been handling their advertising ever since the Spanish-American War. Congratulations.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-05-25 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-05-25 Pub. Date: 2019-05-25
Image Number: 177721
Caption: Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking You get what you pay for. Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in word or in deed?
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-22 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-22 Pub. Date: 2017-07-22
Image Number: 160506
Caption: You know why most political comic strips are leftist? Tell me. Sponsorship. There's no product-placement allowed. So there's no financial incentive to sell out to the big corporations. So political strips are free to talk about how Mansanto loves us. How big pharma over-loves us. How the oil industry is loves us, etc. Because one of those corporate friends can advertise in comic strips. But they advertise in newspapers, right? Doesn't matter. Editors and publishers don't ever read the comics.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-05-05 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-05-05 Pub. Date: 2017-05-05
Image Number: 157549
Caption: I can't watch Lionel for you tonight, Big L. I got things to do. People to set straight. Thunder to bring. Punks to put in check. They don't know who they messin' with. But they gonna learn tonight. This is why I never go with you to return defective products. You can't tell me Target ain't know they toaster busted.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-29 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-29 Pub. Date: 2015-08-29
Image Number: 131718
Caption: Monopoly Cable, Ryan speaking. How may I hinder you? You dropped CBS. 10% of the shows I watched were on CBS. Since you're giving me 10% less product, I will be paying you 10% less money. Ok sir, that sounds reasonable. Coincidentally, we were about to raise your rates by 10%, so let's call it even.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-24 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-24 Pub. Date: 2013-08-24
Image Number: 100556
Caption: Monopoly Cable, Ryan speaking. How may I hinder you? You dropped CBS. 10% of the shows I watched were on CBS. Since you're giving me 10% less product, I will be paying you 10% less money. Ok sir, that sounds reasonable. Coincidentally, we were about to raise your rates by 10%, so let's call it even.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-05-28 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-05-28 Pub. Date: 2012-05-28
Image Number: 81462
Caption: Invested in Facebook. Please $ help $. Will advise you not to invest in companies that don't make any products. $5.00
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-17 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-17 Pub. Date: 2011-09-17
Image Number: 65649
Caption: Dear Lemont Brown, Thank you for signing up for our vague product or service ... which you've never heard of or, indeed, signed up for. We've enclosed a form, and as soon as you sign and return it they you'll have actually signed up for our service and that'll retroactively justify this letter. Sincerely, The name of someone who won't ever answer your phone calls and may not actually exist. Don't bother reading the fine print; because we are so vague, we don't really have to clarify anything in the fine print.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-06 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-06 Pub. Date: 2011-07-06
Image Number: 62943
Caption: Lemont Brown interviews President Obama's "Evolving position on gay marriage." President Obama's the product of an interracial marriage ... ... which was illegal in almost half the country when he was born. How could he, of all people, think government has the right to stop two people from marrying? Stop that. Strong "civil union" am good enough. Separate from "marriage" ... but equal.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-01 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-01 Pub. Date: 2009-12-01
Image Number: 41430
Caption: "I don't know how you tracked me down, Senor Lemont, but it's true: I am 'El Chacal,' leader of the most barbaric Mexican drug cartel. There is no mystery, here, little journalist. All the carnage and disappearances in La Ciudad Juarez are part of our drug war. I would like to thank our sponsors: the greed of local officials whose pockets we line, and the misguided American 'War on Drugs' that makes our product so incredibly valuable." He really said all that? Either that or "Prepare to die, dog-man." Worst translator, ever.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-20 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-20 Pub. Date: 2008-12-20
Image Number: 28822
Caption: Christmas Trees $25. Sustainable-farmed, grass-fed, free-range, organic Christmas trees $150. Guilt works.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-26 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-26 Pub. Date: 2008-06-26
Image Number: 24480
Caption: Go away, little goil. But Daddy, you're not too old! So your "Michelle Obama called 'Whitey'" product flopped. You just need to spice it up with some modern lingo so it'll be believable! Nobody says "Whitey" anymore, Daddy. Sure dey do! It's a classic, like ****, ****, and ****! Um... nobody says that stuff anymore either, Daddy. ****!
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-25 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-25 Pub. Date: 2008-06-25
Image Number: 24479
Caption: You dingbat! Where's my dinner?! I'm leavin' you, Arch. WHAT?! Nobody was buyin' my "Obama's wife called people 'Whitey'" product, so the boss fired me! It ain't my fault, Edith! The Archie I married woulda walked into that factory and said, "You can't fire me, I been manufacturing fear since before you was born!" Edith, my stomach is growlin' here. Goodbye... stranger.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-24 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-24 Pub. Date: 2008-06-24
Image Number: 24478
Caption: Aaarchie, what are you doing home. It's only 2 o'clock! They laid me off, Edith. Didn't like my latest whatchacall… invention. But I thought your "Michelle Obama called White people 'Whitey'" invention was brilliant, Arch. That, Edith is 'cause you are what they call "obsolete." What's "obsolete"? That's French for "dingbat."
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-06-23 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-06-23 Pub. Date: 2008-06-23
Image Number: 24477
Caption: Meanwhile, across town… Fear, Inc. Whaddaya mean yer layin' me off? You're just too old, Archie. Take your last product, for instance… BARACK OBAMA'S WIFE CALLED WHITE PEOPLE "WHITEY." My best creation yet! It's a big fat lie that our nincompoops out there'll eat right up. Yes, but... "Whitey"? That's so 1970s. Zip it, meathead!
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-05-04 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-05-04 Pub. Date: 2008-05-04
Image Number: 23130
Caption: I'm the product of a broken home… …but I grew up watching "The Cosby Show," and it was almost like I was part of that perfect family. I grew up a loner, but I watched 'A Different World,' and it was almost like I had lots of cool friends. My government grew corrupt and cynical, but I watched "The West Wing," and it was almost like I had honest leaders who looked out for me. 9/11 scared me, but I watched "24" and felt safe from terror. I see. You're afraid your entire world is an illusion? ...And I don't know what to watch for that.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-02-07 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-02-07 Pub. Date: 2008-02-07
Image Number: 21593
Caption: Any moment, the economy's going to turn around, and you'll have me to thank. I spent the rest of that $600 check the government sent me. Bought a computer, some trousers, and toys for my kid. Just wait, my increased demand is going to lead to more jobs any second now. Meanwhile, in China... Ship to: U.S.A.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-01-26 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-01-26 Pub. Date: 2007-01-26
Image Number: 15918
Caption: So, what happened when you confronted Clyde about selling drugs? It wasn't exactly what we thought, Susan. Huh? He said he was selling a product to lift people's spirits. Stuff nobody wanted to be seen buying. Yeh, whatchgot, whatchagot? Tsk, "Best of Broadway," @#$%. I got some "Lion King." I got "Grease." you got any "Chorus Line" up in there?
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-01-23 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-01-23 Pub. Date: 2007-01-23
Image Number: 15865
Caption: What the --- Don't tell me you're selling --- Sometimes people need a little somethin' to pick up they spirits, Big L. Some cats drink alcohol. Some get happed up on Skittles. Some get a fix o' Doritos ev'ry day. It ain't good for 'em. But life is short. If you can help someone find some happiness, well ... It's truly a thing to be proud of. Fool, you can't rationalize selling Dr---. Shhh! Somebody gon' hear you!
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-01-22 product 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-01-22 Pub. Date: 2007-01-22
Image Number: 15864
Caption: If there was this, y'know … thing that was destructive to the community … this thing that you know makes bruthas soft and stupid when they use it … would it be wrong to sell it to 'em if you knew you'd make big $$$? YES!!! Yeah, I think it's a gray area too, dawg.
     
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