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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-22 product safety 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-22 Pub. Date: 2016-08-22
Image Number: 147844
Caption: Pod People. Single-use pods are all the rage. Who has time to pour detergent anymore? Laundry Ballz. Doctors have been pleading for an end to detergent pods, since children like to eat them. Podcorp. "Give me convenience or give me death!" Oh, what's a little pulmonary edema to a toddler? Check out our new toilet bowl disinfect shaped like a lollipop! Meanwhile, enough plastic Keurig coffee cups are sold each year to encircle the earth ten times. In the early 2000s, humans created what is known as The Keurig Layer. Remember, no product is too small to be excessively packaged! Cheese Puff Pods. Individually-wrapped puffs!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 product safety 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86621
Caption: Slowpoke. Consumer Comix Presents LET THEM EAT SLIME. Hi there! I'm here from the meat industry to discuss our filler product made from connective tissue and scraps treated with ammonia. Some call it "pink slime." We prefer "lean beef trimmings."* *Actual term. Don't think of it as incredibly low-grade cow-related by-product. Think of it a "what's for lunch" - if you're eating USDA SCHOOL LUNCHES, that is! They're about to buy 7 million pounds of the stuff, God bless 'em! Don't worry! A George Bush Sr. - appointed USDA officer - and former president of the National Cattlemen's Association - once deem it safe. So relax ... And get our new cookbook! The Institute For Increasingly Abstract Notions of Meat presents The Scrappy Chef. Cooking With "Pink Gold." Your family will love these classic dishes from Tendon Tacos to Ligament Lasagna to my personal favorite, Grandma's Ammonia-Treated Meat-Like Balls! Mmm-mmm!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-09-05 product safety 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-09-05 Pub. Date: 2010-09-05
Image Number: 89894
Caption: Slowpoke. A Volatile Situation. Doing internet research on things to buy for a new apartment, I began to wonder: is everything toxic? "Many carpets release volatile organic compounds, adding to indoor air pollution. Hmm … It's easy to become completely paranoid. Omigod. I should've used soybean paint! And this guy says my memory foam mattress is killing me! Is my pillow off-gassing? Clacka-clacka! Apparently if I were serious, I'd buy an all-natural mattress handcrafted by local hipsters.* Wads of organic cotton. Inert Bedding Co. *Actually exists! Or I could take a more Michael Jacksonesque approach to life ... Hey, look! It's Bubble Girl! I hope this plastic is BPA-Free!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 product safety 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86605
Caption: Slowpoke. 2019: It had to happen eventually. The New York Times. ALL FOOD RECALLED. President Palin to Address Nation. FDA is Powerless. Depression Continues For 11th Year. Cannibalism on the Rise. The culprit: This single industrial complex that provides the country's ENTIRE FOOD SUPPLY. They bought off inspectors for years. The first thing this reporter sees upon entry is a pile of snouts in a pool of Astroglide. The government has issued instructional pamphlets to the hungry masses. So You Have Nothing to Eat. HOW TO SHOOT A SQUIRREL. 1. Obtain a firearm. It's easy in the U.S.! 2. Locate a squirrel. 3. Point firearm at squirrel. Note: Shoot your neighbors only as a last resort. Here's a man digging for edible roots in the woods. Sir, do you think we need to improve food safety? What are you? Some kind of socialist? Do you think I'll die if I eat this?
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 product safety 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 86607
Caption: Slowpoke. Perhaps you've seen this email that's been floating around the internet. To all the kids who survived the 1930s-70s: We slept in cribs covered in lead paint … We rode our bikes without helmets … We rode in cars without seat belts, booster seats, or airbags ... Yet these generations produced some of the greatest risk-takers and inventors ever! If you are one of them, CONGRATULATIONS! Share this with others who grew up before the LAWYERS and GOVERNMENT regulated so much of our lives. YEAH! Kids today are sissies! We at Slowpoke would like to add these examples. As a kid, my grandma worked 23 hour days in the knicker factory and slept in a bed made of dung. I'm sure she would have HATED the way the guv'mint tells us what to do now! I've had four kids thrown from a moving vehicle! I've had five! Damn, you win! If there were no speed limit, I'da had six by now! We only give Timmy lead-painted toys from China. They build character. He just loves to suck on his truck. Wal-Mart.
     
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