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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-05-21 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-05-21 Pub. Date: 2016-05-21
Image Number: 143337
Caption: I took Lionel to his second baseball game the other day. We hadn't been to a Candorville Chokers game in two years. Back then, two Choker dogs, cokes and fries cost me $38. Last night it cost me $48. Back then, all the players were like 10 years younger than I was. But now they are all like 15 years younger. Having a kid speeds up the aging process. Baseball still around?
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-10 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-10 Pub. Date: 2015-11-10
Image Number: 135007
Caption: I went out with this book agent last week and told him some stories about work. Then he tried to get me to write a novel based on it. Awesome! I've written three, you know. If you need any advice, just come to me. I could walk you through it. Share my expertise. Writing a novel is a long, hard process. Takes about six months to a year. I'll guide you through it, 'cause you're my best friend and I love you. I finished it last week. I hate you with a passion.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-07 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-07 Pub. Date: 2015-11-07
Image Number: 134726
Caption: Processing … Processing … Installing software update that'll consume so many system resources that your two-year-old phone will slow to a crawl and you'll have no choice but to upgrade to the new phone. What was that? Um … I mean … "processing … " (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-10-01).
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-02 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-02 Pub. Date: 2015-11-02
Image Number: 134721
Caption: Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. Turns out processed meat causes cancer. I've heard that. Makes sense meat's at the root of all our problems. After all, if nature intended us to eat meat, we wouldn't have to cook it. Valid point. Ima Buvitall @imabuvitall. That's what the anti-meatists want us to think, anyway. If nature DIDN'T want us eating meat, it wouldn't have made us smart enough to invent cooking.. I need a burger right @#$% now.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-03-20 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-03-20 Pub. Date: 2015-03-20
Image Number: 124248
Caption: Where do babieth come fwom? Well, it's simple, son. You've heard of men? Uh huh. And women? Uh huh. Well, when men and women have relations, each of them contributes 23 chromosomes that combine to form a diploid cell that becomes a blastocyst, which undergoes a multi-phase gestation until it's ready to leave the womb. Babies come from the hospital. Oh.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-30 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-30 Pub. Date: 2014-11-30
Image Number: 118798
Caption: Sometimes I wish my mom and all my ancestors had decided to have kids much later in life. What? Why? A few years ago, I read that a Harvard research team discovered a way to reverse the aging process in mice. That could lead to a cure for aging - a cure for death itself - just a few decades from now. If just my last ten generations of ancestors had waited till their forties to have kids, I wouldn't have been born till the year 2080, or so. If they'd each just kept it zipped for two measly decades, it's possible I'd get to be immortal. My own ancestors have condemned me to death. How thoughtless of them. Oh no ... I already have a son ... I've perpetuated the cycle of violence.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-08 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-08 Pub. Date: 2014-11-08
Image Number: 118500
Caption: When you think about it, AMERICAN CHEESE is very appropriately named. It comes in several different colors, and it's almost always "processed cheese food" instead of authentic cheese. The only thing that'd make it MORE American is if it paid way more for its cellphone bill than European cheese did. Hey, I LIKE American cheese! It also has a very low melting point.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-06 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-06 Pub. Date: 2013-10-06
Image Number: 101948
Caption: Hello, you've reached Wells Fraggo Bank. Ryan speaking. How may I hinder you today? I have a question. I need to transfer money from my savings to my checking … … But when I try, it tells me I've exceeded the maximum number of online transfers for the month. You guys never told me there was any maximum number of online transfers. It says if I transfer money, I may or may not be hit with an excess transaction fee. But it doesn't tell me what that fee is. So my question is: what else are you guys not telling me? I'm sorry, can you repeat that? I was busy processing your excess phone call fee.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-01 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-01 Pub. Date: 2013-10-01
Image Number: 102216
Caption: Processing … Processing … Installing software update that'll consume so many system resources that your two-year-old phone will slow to a crawl and you'll have no choice but to upgrade to the new phone. What was that? Um … I mean … "processing … "
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-08-18 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-08-18 Pub. Date: 2011-08-18
Image Number: 64452
Caption: Man evolved over 6 million years because we had to adapt to our environment. Then we conquered the environment and removed ourselves from the evolutionary process. Now we're evolving artificially. For instance, using Google is like having a super-powered memory. I'll repeat myself on mo' time: Before you blogged about famine in the horn of Africa, did you know what countries was in there?
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-07-24 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-07-24 Pub. Date: 2011-07-24
Image Number: 63532
Caption: What's this, Clyde? Your rehab list. My what? 12 steps to stop being a nerd. "(1) Admit that watching Star-Track reruns is throwin' salt in my game. (2) Do everything C-Dog say to do." That's only two steps. Well yeh … just repeat step two ten mo' times. First of all, it's Star "Trek." Come to think of it, I'm not even sure we need step one.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-08-02 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-08-02 Pub. Date: 2010-08-02
Image Number: 50404
Caption: What is your creative process? First Stephen King, then Lemont Brown. WIT! HUMOR. INSIGHT. I can answer that! That's easy! That's … WIT HUMOR INSIGHT AMAZING STORY CHARM. That's … INSIGHT AMAZING CHARM BRILLIANCE GRA … MORE WIT!!!
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-06-16 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-06-16 Pub. Date: 2010-06-16
Image Number: 48467
Caption: Calling Lemont Brown. Hello? Lemont, it's Loafer Meeks, your attorney. After the process servers all vanished, I decided to serve the subpoena to your ex-fiancιe myself. She's chained me in the basement and I'm about to die an agonizing, gruesome death. Send help! Hahaha, just kidding ... This is Lemont's voice mail! Leave a message. Beep.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-02 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-02 Pub. Date: 2010-03-02
Image Number: 44611
Caption: I've sent three process servers - three good friends - to deliver a subpoena to Roxanne. They all disappeared without a trace. "If it turns out she's gruesomely murdered your friends, could we use that against her in court? "I hope your friends are ok." I hope your friends are ok. Thank you. That said ...
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-03-01 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-03-01 Pub. Date: 2010-03-01
Image Number: 44610
Caption: Explain why you haven't subpoenaed Roxanne yet. I want custody of my son! The Law Guy. Well, there was the storm. And then the court was closed for the holiday. Made it hard to get the subpoena. Then there're the three process servers who disappeared without a trace trying to deliver it. ... See, I'd have led with that last one.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-02-19 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-02-19 Pub. Date: 2010-02-19
Image Number: 44140
Caption: So, when's the first step in winning custody of my son? The Law Guy. Already underway. As soon as the process server manages to deliver the summons, we'll be made of win. "Made of win"? My nephew taught me that. I'd be more comfortable if my lawyer used, y'know ... LAWYER TALK. Your attitude is so fail.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-12-30 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-12-30 Pub. Date: 2009-12-30
Image Number: 42484
Caption: You came to me months ago for therapy. The love of your life had just found another man. You were engaged to an "evil" woman. Your career was disintegrating. You felt lost. Alone. Powerless against the dangers that encircled your hopeless world. You snapped. Your brain constructed an elaborate fantasy to process it all. You're imagining you're lost in Mexico, surrounded by wolves and demons. I"M YOUR LIFELINE, LEMONT! WAKE UP! WAKE UP AND HEAL! Sorry, can you repeat all that? I was twittering.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-11-15 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-11-15 Pub. Date: 2009-11-15
Image Number: 40745
Caption: When I was four, I learned about osmosis. I don't know how. It just sort of came to me.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-11-24 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-11-24 Pub. Date: 2008-11-24
Image Number: 28297
Caption: You owe me $2, Clyde. Ain't my fault. You knew I couldn't afford to pay back that loan. You should be ashamed of y'self for takin' advantage of me. Tell you what, borrow $2 right quick, loan 'em to me, and I'll use that to pay you back. (A) That's not how the Fed's economic bailout plan works. (B) WHERE'D YOU GO?!
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-12 process 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-12 Pub. Date: 2008-03-12
Image Number: 22272
Caption: You can't be a superdelegate! You've got to call the Democratic Party! You've got to tell them they made a mistake! Chill, Big L. I know this a big responsibility. I take this serious as can be. NO matter who voters choose, I have to override they ign'ant behinds an' pick whoever promise to make me ambassador to Hawaii. It's a solemn duty. What country is this?
     
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