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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-12-27 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-12-27 Pub. Date: 2018-12-27
Image Number: 175655
Caption: Starve the Beast. Hey, American consumers! Did you know your hard-earned dollars are funding corporate waste? They are? CEO's now make 361 times the average worker. Doesn't sound very lean, mean, and efficient to me! Drawn to scale. CEO toe. Worker. Expense accounts! Private jets! First-class travel! High-priced motivational speakers! Corporate retreats! All of it thick slabs of pork paid for by you! Funny how I don't bump into many schoolteachers here ... Time to trim the fat, don't you think? As I like to say, I don't want to abolish bloated, corrupt corporations ... I just want to shrink them down to the size where I can drown them in a bathtub.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-27 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-27 Pub. Date: 2018-03-27
Image Number: 169936
Caption: Privacy Breakthrough. We, the world's top cybersecurity experts, propose an alternative to Facebook. It's called the private Russia-proof information & news transitter. This miraculous technology allows you to browse with zero data collection. No one knows which articles I read because I click on them with my mind. The Analog Times. Freed from tyrannical algorithms, you may actually discover non-viral stories. Huh, here's an article about forced arbitration undermining our justice system. Why did no one share this with me? Best of all, P.R.I.N.T. makes enemies of democracy very angry. Curses! Foiled by tree pulp! No what will happen to oligarch-funded psychological warfare? Cambridge Analytica. No data.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-09 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-09 Pub. Date: 2015-11-09
Image Number: 135153
Caption: Thanks to a Supreme Court ruling, companies have quietly added language to contracts the effectively ends people's right to sue. Fine print no one has time to read. We may elect to resolve claim by arbitration. Our justice system is being replaced with a private, corporate-friendly alternative. The people judging these cases are often friends of the company! Eh, if it's not about goofy politicians or sex, I don't care. What if ordinary citizens were given the legal powers corporations now have? Before you hire me, you must sign this agreement to appear in a secret court judged by my homies. Our fine print would be awesome. Disputes: The fat cats at Globoplundimaxx agree to reimburse me for any erroneous charges x 1,000 plus $1 million to my mom for her judging services, plus a bowl of M&M's with the green ones removed under penalty of ... Damn arbitration clauses!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-03-31 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-01 Pub. Date: 2014-03-31
Image Number: 109725
Caption: Obamacare Tax Credits 101 with Professor P. Many people are viewing Affordable Care Act subsidies through a familiar old lend. Handouts! Health Care Welfare Queen! Hello! Do you make more than $250,000/year? No, but - Then your taxes aren't paying for subsidies. In fact, the ACA reduces the deficit. But my premiums went up! Many people's have gone down, but let's look at who subsidized yours before. Dropped by insurance co. when she got sick. Paid inflated premiums for a preexisting condition. Forced into bankruptcy after reaching benefit cap. Talk about taking handouts from your neighbors! But Paul Ryan said! Of course, you ARE still subsidizing private jets ...
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-17 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-17 Pub. Date: 2013-06-17
Image Number: 98368
Caption: Surveillance Bait. National Security Agency. "We see what you did there." We understand people are angry about our data collection methods. So we're changing the way we do things. Privacy now! Introducing a new company: SPOOKLE. Spookle. Offering everything from a search engine to a lightning fast browser! Upload your adorable cat videos - or calls for a holy war - to SNOOPTUBE! SnoopTube. Sign up for a free spookmail account! Snooptube, that sounds sketch - hey, check out this video of a rapping penguin! Yeah, I don't trust them not to - wow, this browser is really fast! It at first you don't succeed, spy spy again!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-04-15 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-04-16 Pub. Date: 2013-04-15
Image Number: 95944
Caption: The Gentrification Cycle. Working-class minorities displaced by hipsters. Artisanal Cupcake and Hookah Bar. Bodega. Out of business. I maldita sea! Hipsters displaced by techies. Hacker hut. Chaos Puppy. Live music venue. For lease. Yuppie scum! Techies displaced by bankers. Bucks & Worthington. Private wealth management. sniddle.com. Office space for rent. Corporate suit! Bankers displaced by international oligarchs who don't bother to actually live there. Sold $60 million. Don't ask who. Keep out. Hrumph!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-30 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-30 Pub. Date: 2011-11-30
Image Number: 89007
Caption: Slowpoke. Starve the Beast. Hey, American consumers! Did you know your hard-earned dollars are funding corporate waste? They are? CEOs now make 343 times the average worker. Doesn't sound very lean, mean, and efficient to me! Drawn to scale. CEO toe. Worker. Expense accounts! Private jets! First-class travel! High-priced motivational speakers! Corporate retreats! All of it thick slabs of pork paid for by you! Funny how I don't bump into any schoolteachers here ... Time to trim the fat, don't you think? As I like to say, I don't want to abolish bloated, corrupt corporations ... I just want to shrink them down to the size where I can drown them in the bathtub.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-31 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-31 Pub. Date: 2011-10-31
Image Number: 89607
Caption: Slowpoke. True: Police departments are starting to buy small aerial drones for surveillance. Could aerial cops be far behind? Drop the beer now! Wh-what the hells is that? Soon, businesses jump on the bandwagon … Did you notice that Fluff-eaze fabric softener is on a 2-for-1 special? Yes, I did. Buff. Meaty Man ... And a right-to-bear-drones movement starts up ... The Founding Fathers believed in my freedom to own a predator drone equipped with hellfire missiles! Boosh! Woo-hoo! But the sudden preponderance of predators frightens some children ... Boom! Boom! It's okay, Tommy. They only kill kids in Pakistan and Afghanistan ... Usually.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-30 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-30 Pub. Date: 2011-10-30
Image Number: 89002
Caption: Slowpoke. Red White & Blue Light Special. Instead of, say, taxing billionaires, the U.S. is considering selling off government assets to raise money. Here's a peek at items to be offered. Fracking rights to Mt. Rushmore. Gerald Ford's mysteriously-awesome record collection. Ohio Players. Property of Jerry F. Com Funk Shun. Found in the White House basement. Who knew the former prez like to go to Funkytown? Pentagon rented out for private parties. Hallways ideal for roller derbies. Presidential sperm bank. Have a baby with real Commander-in-Chief DNA.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-06-11 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-06-11 Pub. Date: 2011-06-11
Image Number: 89277
Caption: Slowpoke. The GOP refuses to compromise on the debt ceiling. Give me tax breaks on private jets or give me death! What other threats might be next? Health care for poor children axed until passage of a plastic surgery tax credit. Koff! I must keep my face wrinkle-free, dahling, or America will lose jobs! No more money for air traffic control until billionaire playboys can write off their joyrides into space. Wheee! Ka-boom! Look at all the chaos the democrats have caused! Funding for the coroner's office stops until the local country club can employ slave labor. I hope this standoff ends soon! I have to pay for a caddy and there are corpses all over the course!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-12-27 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-12-27 Pub. Date: 2010-12-27
Image Number: 89603
Caption: Slowpoke. Drive to work in your own private car. Poot! Spend the day in your individual cube. December. Unwind in front of the television. Is your dog gassy? New! K9 Gas-x. America: Never speak to another human being again! Sigh.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86637
Caption: Slowpoke. Choose your own HEALTH INSURANCE ADVENTURE! Unemployed. Self-Employed. Crap Job, No Benefits. @#*!. Traditional Salaried Job. Amalgamated Consolidated Systems. Injured by runaway forklift, unable to work. Job outsourced to Mumbai. Time to buy your own! Welcome to Life Is Us, Inc. Apply Now! And let our family take care of yours. You have a plantar wart. Over 40? A Normal Person? You're young and Godlike in your physical perfection. Keep Job. Makin' Mad Benjamins! Insane Monthly Premium. Denied. Uh-oh! Pre-existing condition! State "High Risk" pool ridiculously expensive. Uninsured. You lose, sucka! ... But Broke. Attempt to treat yourself. D.I.Y. MD. The End. Congratulations! You have health insurance, just like the politicians, lobbyists, and executives opposed to a national health plan. But wait! You develop gangrene; plan finds a loophole, denies coverage. The system works great!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86639
Caption: Slowpoke. Did you know 3/4 of people who go bankrupt from medical bills had health insurance? Don’t let your plan stiff you … … Get HEALTH INSURANCE INSURANCE! Attractive salesladies are standing by! Blue Cross Blue Shield! tm. How can I help you? Actual customer testimonial: I used to get panic attacks worrying about losing my coverage. Now that my insurance is insured, I can relax! Actually, we exclude panic attacks. You do? ... But we can offer you HEALTH INSURANCE INSURANCE INSURANCE! Attractive salesladies are standing by! Press 1 for health insurance insurance, 2 for health insurance insurance insurance, 3 for health insurance insurance insurance insurance, 4 for ...
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 private 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86640
Caption: Slowpoke. Name that Plan! THE PUBLIC OPTION - It sounds like a restroom. Confidential to the Obama administration: That's a tough sell. Why not the PATRIOT PLAN? (Duh!) My fellow Americans, right now the FRENCH are healthier than we are, at a lower cost per person. Are we really going to let PIERRE beat us? Hell NO! Patriot Plan. Or the PC-vs-MAC approach? I'm a private insurance company. I'm a young, hip, citizen owned alternative! Or when all else fails, go macho with TOUGHCARE. A strong America needs healthy people! No more of this half-assed WUSS coverage! TOUGHCARE - the plan with BAWLS!
     
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