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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-10-06 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-10-06 Pub. Date: 2017-10-06
Image Number: 163578
Caption: The Croupier. Place your bets … NRA. Live. Die. Wounded. Disabled. Your age at death. 9 15 21 35 51 62 71. Stay round. Accident. Police shooting. Insanity.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-09-20 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-09-20 Pub. Date: 2017-09-20
Image Number: 163074
Caption: We're comin' to the place I love … when no one knows what they're fighting for, and the whole thing is a confusing, hideous mess, and the killing goes on for years. Great … I'm tellin' you, just great … War. The Vietnam War. PBS.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-07-29 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-07-29 Pub. Date: 2017-07-29
Image Number: 161051
Caption: From Seemingly Nowhere, Mr. Scaramucci Shows Up. Nice place ya got here, Reince boy, be a shame if somethin' ever happened to it. Mr. Priebus. Rinse - good work. The Donald.
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-25 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-25 Pub. Date: 2017-06-25
Image Number: 159862
Caption: Russian and US Warplanes Flying Dangerously Close to Each other Over Syria and Other Places … World War Three! Yes! War. Mom.
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-28 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-28 Pub. Date: 2017-05-28
Image Number: 158593
Caption: No caption (President Donald Trump and the First Lady Melania Trump take milk baths in bathtubs placed far away from each other).
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-22 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-22 Pub. Date: 2017-03-22
Image Number: 156188
Caption: Trump Gang and the Republicans. Nice place ya got here, Congressman … be a shame if anything happened to it. Vote for … Visitors book. GOP Health Care. Yes. No.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-21 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-21 Pub. Date: 2016-10-21
Image Number: 150181
Caption: Vegas. Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen, place your bets … Courts. Senate. House. Governors. Red. Trump. Blue. Clinton.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-24 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-24 Pub. Date: 2016-05-24
Image Number: 143833
Caption: Place Your Bets. Ignorance. Thugs. Racism. Hate. Money. Mud. Lies. Insults. Bull. Smut. Cruelty. Crap. Idiocy. Nonsense.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-04-17 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-04-17 Pub. Date: 2016-04-17
Image Number: 142284
Caption: Don't worry we count the votes. New York Democratic Party. Vote here. What the hell it can't hurt. With respect to Thomas Nast. Polls. Me. Him.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-02-08 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-02-08 Pub. Date: 2016-02-08
Image Number: 139111
Caption: Madeline Albright and Gloria Steinem Scold Young Women for Bernie. Don't you know what happens to women who don't support other women? They go to a special place in hell Google.com "special place in hell" "any boys there?"
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-25 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-25 Pub. Date: 2015-10-25
Image Number: 134512
Caption: GOP candidates Pataki, Graham, Jindal and Christie go trick or treating. We're not getting and candy or anything ... Maybe we better go in disguises. I could go as Carly. Perhaps our friend Christie has the right idea. Hey! You don't open hoop I'll send my boys over. I know where you live. I'll come in there and mess you up. I'll beat you like a rented traffic cone. Nice place you got here. Be a shame if anything happened to it. Hey!
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-21 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-21 Pub. Date: 2015-05-21
Image Number: 128843
Caption: Well, you just be thankful you don't live in some awful place like Syria or Iraq, where gangs of heavily armed crazy people go around waging battles in public places Oh, wait, or Texas.
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-08 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-08 Pub. Date: 2014-09-08
Image Number: 116356
Caption: McCain and Graham. I'll tell you what I'd do if I was president! I'd drop every bomb we have on them dam' towelheads. I'd invade with the Marines, I'd gas their cities, I'd nuke 'em back to the stone age. I'd blow the place to hell and back, I'd Oooh, I love it when you get really mad. And your eyes shine, and your face gets all pink ...
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-22 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-22 Pub. Date: 2013-05-22
Image Number: 97355
Caption: Want to Dodge US Taxes? See the Good Old Honest Irish Government. Double or nothin' for your hat? Apple. Irish rules. Ask me about a nice safe place to hide yer money. Sure and they'll never find you here! Tim Cook.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-05-07 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-05-07 Pub. Date: 2013-05-07
Image Number: 96841
Caption: The Great Gasbag. Rush Limbaugh Said To Be Bad for Business at Cumulus Radio. So come with me, my loyal listeners, to a place yet to be defined where we can say anything we want, insult women, trash racial groups, sneer at the president, dump on the poor, and twist the truth. You're my kind of people! Happy meal.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-20 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-20 Pub. Date: 2012-11-20
Image Number: 90269
Caption: New Tasty Treats to Replace the Lost Twinkies! New Stinkies! Just like the Twinkies that never went bad, except these have no preservatives so they go bad almost immediately. Contains sugar, and some sort of yellow moldable compound. Corn may be involved. Sugar flavored. Stinkies. Cream-filled extrusion. Real organic odors. No preservatives! For that natural smell. Stinkies. Contains sugar, yellow material. Wink-winks and Nudge-Nudges! Wow, it's a Little Debbie all growed up. Wink-winks are pure white. Nudge-nudges are sort of fudge colored. A social lesson in each pack. Made of sugar colored sugar and brown colored sugar. Say no more. Wink-winks. Nudge-nudges. No more Ho-ho's these days. New Uh-Ohs! Dad gets laid off down at the mud mine the last thing he wants in his lunch box is a snack that laughs at him. Tasty cupcakes that say - hey, loser, we understand. And they taste that way, too. Uh-ohs. Great for Kids! Little Dippie Mini Donutz. Named after Little Debbie's not-so-bright sister, the who - well, never mind. Sugary snack globs covered with sugar, with a rich sugar taste that will remind you of sugar. And note the new funny spelling! You'll go nutty for donutz. Little Dippie. Direct from New York! Don-Dons! Inspired by the famous real estate and television personality. Don-Dons are topped with shredded cocoanut. Pigeons love 'em! Don-Dons. Formerly Ding-Dongs. Cocoanut topping. Wonder Stuff. Handy around the house 12 ways! Soaks up spills. Replace oil filters. Keep loose patio tiles in place. Temporary tooth filling. Stops drafts under doors. Start charcoal fires. Stop charcoal fires. Real bread taste! Real bread shade! And that old favorite Wonder Bread (crossed out) stuff. More nutritious that a roll of paper towels, and more absorbent! Baked using natural materials fairly near a field of wheat.
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-25 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-25 Pub. Date: 2012-08-25
Image Number: 86883
Caption: "Good Evening. My Name is Ann Coulter and I'll be Your Waitress " Don't worry, dear, this is a good place. All the staff are republicans ,,, Reserved: Mr. Akin. It is my pleasure to kill you,
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-03-07 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-03-07 Pub. Date: 2012-03-07
Image Number: 77471
Caption: Meanwhile in Syria. President Assad will see you as soon as we get the place mopped up UN.
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-03-06 place 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-03-06 Pub. Date: 2012-03-06
Image Number: 77345
Caption: Chess With Netanyahu. BOOM! We attack Iran, blow the place to smithereens! Then Egypt tries to attack us, vavoom! We blow them up and force them into the sea! Then ka-plowee! We take out Syria! And then Iraq tried to invade! But we force them back, Rat-tat-tat-tat! Screeeee! Bop! Pow! Ok ... your move.
     
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