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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-07-29 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-07-29 Pub. Date: 2019-07-29
Image Number: 178846
Caption: Warning Signs. The Supreme Court splits along party lines to allow partisan gerrymandering. One white Republican, one vote - as the farmers intended! Russian hackers were in a position to delete or change voter data* in 2016, but the GOP won't fund necessary election security. I'm feeling very secure! *NY Times. Trump picks a conspiracy theorist today to be Director of National Intelligence. Russia colluded with the Democrats. Obviously. Ratcliffe. And the pundit class sounds the alarm! Will the existence of Democrats alienate swing voters in 2020?
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-02-25 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-02-25 Pub. Date: 2019-02-25
Image Number: 176550
Caption: Trump's pick to lead a new climate change panel actually said this: The demonization of carbon dioxide is just like the demonization of the poor Jews under Hitler. William Happer. Not a climatologist. Yes, climate scientists are engaged in a ruthless campaign of Atmospheric cleansing. Ve must eliminate ze dirty molecules! Nassa. Co2: Our enemy. These gasocidal monsters support carbon capture - concentration camps for CO2! Enjoy the scrubbers. Fortunately, our brave carbon liberators are winning the war. Our boys have already captured the EPA! Fun fact: At this point, our best-case climate scenario likely involves the equivalent of many Holocausts - Vox, 2/24/19.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-01-21 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-01-21 Pub. Date: 2019-01-21
Image Number: 175999
Caption: Sharp Advice. Seems some were offended by Gillette's recent ad against bullying and harassment. Stop picking on bullies! MAGA. Opposing bullies used to be uncontroversial. But now … Hello, I would prefer not to be beaten up. Warning: Radical feminist agenda alert. Unfortunately, you can't win through reason. Sexual harassment and bullying are wrong. Boys will be boys! At least we're clear what that means. Why do you paint me as a monster who says boys will be boys? Because you just said that? Why do you hate men?
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-11-27 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-11-27 Pub. Date: 2017-11-27
Image Number: 165663
Caption: Trump is … Forever? President come and go, but they pick judges for lifetime appointments - and Trump is picking them in his image. 2009 - 2017: Republicans block Obama from appointing federal judges. Vacant. They also refuse to vote on his supreme court nominee. Ha-ha! 2017: An ultra-right extremist gets the stolen supreme court seat. R's quickly start filling over 100 openings on the federal bench. Under discussion: Adding more seats to stack the courts even further. And if another supreme court seat opens up: Eventually, political tides turn, YAY! Health care and breathable air! But he's still everywhere. No. No. No. No.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-23 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-23 Pub. Date: 2017-01-23
Image Number: 153885
Caption: Trump's appointees are stickin' it to the elites! Rex Tillerson - Secretary of State. Exxon & Sons. I just run a friendly neighborhood business! Pennies. Steven Mnuchin - Secretary of the Treasury. Oh gosh, can't believe I forgot to disclose my offshore hedge fund and $100 million in assets! Goldman Sachs. Andrew Puzder - Secretary of Labor. As a CEO opposed to minimum wage increases, I understand people like you! Betsy Devos - Secretary of Education. Beware of grizzlies! I want every child to have the chance to be a billionaire heiress to a multi-level marketing schemed fortune! Amway Catalog.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-12-19 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-12-19 Pub. Date: 2016-12-19
Image Number: 152541
Caption: The Republican Guide to Screwing the Working Class. 1. Destroy the economy. 2. Block everything the incoming Democratic president tries to do. I'm Mr. Bipartisan! Please work with me. No. 3. Sit back while the media ignores obstruction, people blame "do-nothing government." They all suck. Washington gridlock ... 4. In radical move, refuse president his Supreme Court pick. Sorry, you might actually help the little people. 5. Cackle with glee while the left directs most of its outrage at Dems for not doing enough. So much more fun to fight my own! Attack Republicans? Bo-ring! 6. Field "outsider" candidates who run against "the establishment." The system is rigged by elites! 7. After election, immediately appoint wealthy elites who make system more rigged than ever. Drool. To gut: Bank regulations. Labor laws. Social Security. Medicare. Affordable Care Act.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-25 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-25 Pub. Date: 2015-03-25
Image Number: 124880
Caption: I still didn't feel the need to talk with anyone about it. I hardly thought about Carl. For all I knew, he had forgotten about me. As I found out 33 years after the rape, this was not the case. Mid-2000s. It was a Saturday or Sunday afternoon late in December. My family and I had just returned from grocery shopping. I was picking up oranges that had spilled on the floor when the phone rang. I answered. Strangely, I immediately recognized the voice. Do you know who this is? It's Carl from college! It suddenly felt like three days had passes since the rape, not three decades. Yes, what do you want? ? (This is a long form cartoon. To see next panels, use "Image Number" box at left and enter 124881.)
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-05-26 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-05-27 Pub. Date: 2014-05-26
Image Number: 111979
Caption: Solar Tax Quacks. Irony alert: The Koch Brothers and anti-tax activist Grover Norquist are trying to pass new taxes on solar panels. You're a "freerider on the system!" Yes, people who invest in solar equipment are not better than lazy plants. Welfare flora. Photosynthesis is just another word for mooching off the sun. Of course, this makes the Koch Brothers T-Rex teat suckers.* Slurp! Slurp! *We know they weren't mammals, but couldn't resist. Pick you doomsday scenario! It may be too late to repair the earth. It may be too late to repair the utility business model! Fossils for fossil fuel.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-03-24 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-03-25 Pub. Date: 2014-03-24
Image Number: 109383
Caption: Obama's Surgeon General pick is in jeopardy because the NRA objects to his support of basic gun safety measures. Guns don't kill people - safety laws do! All future nominees must pass an interview with the NRA. The LACK of guns in America is a public health crisis. Not enough conviction. Next! As Surgeon General, I'd develop a Gun Guide Pyramid and set a recommended daily allowance of ammo. Good, good. Make me Surgeon General or I'll shoot you. I think we have a winner.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-20 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-20 Pub. Date: 2012-11-20
Image Number: 90261
Caption: Romney on why he lost the election: Free contraceptives were very big with young, college-aged women. Yes, an army of baby-proofed sluts propelled Obama to victory. Smack! Slurp! Oh baby. Please! Not in the voting booth! Funny how all this "free" stuff only appears if you pay for health insurance. I'm here to pick up my birth control. Uninsured? That'll be $76. Maybe we should put it into terms Republicans can understand. Are you enjoying your free rosemary and butterpear exfoliation mask? Um, I did pay $25,000 in membership dues. The Uppermost Crust Club Spa.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-24 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-24 Pub. Date: 2011-10-24
Image Number: 89606
Caption: Slowpoke. Year of the Mombies. The "Protect Life Act," recently introduced in congress, says doctors can let a pregnant woman die if saving her life kills the fetus. Blastocyst = life. Fully-grown woman: Expendable fetus-mobile! But if pregnant women don't count among the living ... technically that makes them undead. Baby ... want ... Chunky ... Monkey ... Pick ... les ... Which raises important legal questions, such as: Do undead baby-incubator zombies need to pay taxes? Report all W-2 income UNLESS you are but a vessel for an actual human being. And clearly pregnancy tests will be required at the polls so that only living women vote: I'm afraid you'll have to pee on the stick, ma'am, before you can proceed to the voting booth.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-28 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-28 Pub. Date: 2011-05-28
Image Number: 89278
Caption: Slowpoke. The latest debt ceiling demands. Demand #41: Republican members of congress shall be constantly supplied with M&Ms. Obama must personally pick out all the green ones. Sigh. Demand #126: Everything must be named after Reagan. So, where are you from? Regan City, Reagan. Me too! Did you got to Reagan High? Yep! Go Gippers! Reagan Blvd. Demand #383c: The White House must admit to a fake scandal of our choosing. Yes, I maintained a harem of pygmy goats in the Lincoln bedroom. I'm very sorry. August 2. Okay, we've supplied the M&Ms, named everything Reagan, and I've confessed to bestiality. Very good. Here's our new list of demands ...
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-07 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-07 Pub. Date: 2011-05-07
Image Number: 89290
Caption: Slowpoke. The President's advisers plot election strategy. Here's how we win in 2012: We pick a message that appeals to Democrats, Republicans, Tea Partiers, Progressives, Libertarians, LaRouchies, Flat-Earthers, and Neo-Primitive Anarchists. Clinton triangulated. We're going to OCTANGULATE. Researchers manage to find a point of octopartisan agreement. My fellow Americans, no "star wars" prequels were made during my first term, and none will be made during my second! Mainstream news outlets applaud the non-controversial stance. TIME. Bringing the nation together. Consensus at last. Back at Campaign HQ ... How are we doing? Well, unemployment is still incredibly high, and the country's infrastructure is falling apart, but your poll numbers are holding steady. So we're set to roll out the pro-puppy message next week.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-03-29 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-03-29 Pub. Date: 2010-03-29
Image Number: 90113
Caption: Slowpoke. The Story of Repubzel. By the Brothers VeryGrimm. REPUBZEL! REPUBZEL! Let down your hair! I seek your hand in reforming health care for the village! Hell no! Two weeks later. REPUBZEL! REPUBZEL! I have spent the day picking the most perfect flowers in the forest for you! If you'll just let down your - Sit on it and spin, donkey boy! Four months later. REPUBZEL! REPUBZEL! With each election, my love grows only stronger! I have brought you a dozen honey hams. Just let - Not a chance, putz! One year later. REPUBZEL! REPUBZEL! I cannot live without you, so I shall kill myself now. Jeez, it took you long enough. STAB!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-07-20 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-07-20 Pub. Date: 2009-07-20
Image Number: 90702
Caption: Slowpoke. Is you child an industrious busybody? An overscheduled victim of the pre-pubescent rat race? This summer, send 'em to … Camp Slack. Our Founder. At Camp slack, lack of activity is strictly enforced. YOU! Knock off that boat building. And you - stop trying to start a fire! campers are issued one guidebook - The Essential Calvin and Hobbes - Which they may read at their leisure. Today's Schedule. Nothing. Camp Slack has been around for son ling, some of our former campers now send their kids. Um ... My parents haven't come to pick me up. But of course!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-04-20 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-04-20 Pub. Date: 2009-04-20
Image Number: 91012
Caption: Slowpoke. Maladies of the Information Age. Googlitis - Frustration that one's immediate surroundings are not instantly searchable*. Dam the third dimension. *Yet. Archivaholism. My name is Jill, and I have an archiving problem. I hope you don’t mind that I'm making an mp3 of this discussion for posterity. Archivaholics Anonymous. Compulsive News Binging. Refresh! Refresh! The Daily Luxembourgian. Refresh! Refresh! Refresh! The Cape Horn Trumpeter. Refresh! Refresh! Endless Babbleblog. Need ... More ... News ... Metamania. My site reviews the best sites that filter sites that pick up RSS feeds from sites about gourd pottery. My site rates sites like yours!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-13 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-13 Pub. Date: 2008-10-13
Image Number: 91256
Caption: Slowpoke. Midway through his speech, McCain becomes mysteriously possessed with the spirit of an ACTUAL maverick! My friends, if you want real change in Washington - URK! Oh, who the hell am I kidding? My campaign is run my lobbyists and the same slimebags who ran Bush's! Palin's speech was written by a former BUSH SPEECHWRITER, for cripes' sake! Of course I picked her as a ploy to win over Hillary supporters. And yes, that was a big, honking insult to their intelligence! Does anyone really think a woman who denies humans cause global warming, supports abstinence-only "education" and book banning, is literally in bed with BP, and demands absolute political loyalty ... Is any DIFFERENT from the clowns currently in charge?! HA! In short, my party blows. I regret the 90% of the time that I voted with Bush. And - URK! As I was saying, Washington is broken and we're gonna fix it. And just as mysteriously, the possession ended.
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-06 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-06 Pub. Date: 2008-10-06
Image Number: 91255
Caption: Slowpoke. Slowpoke at the DNC Part II. My seat at Mile High Stadium overlooked the makeshift TV studios. Even when I'm at an event in person, I can't get away from Wolf Blitzer. CNN. A speaker form Indiana named Barney Smith got the biggest laugh of the evening when he said: We need a President who puts Barney Smith before Smith Barney! Although, considering the amount of Wall Street money flowing into Obama's campaign in addition to small donors, I wonder how this would play out in reality. During Obama's speech, the crowd was so quiet (between lines of thunderous applause) that I worried my camera's electronic beeping would ruin the moment for others. How to switch the sound off ... ? Aw, screw it! Bleep! Today it was revealed that McCain has picked Sarah Palin, and anti-choice woman, as his running mate. It's a classic Clarence Thomas-style maneuver by the GOP, which makes me think of Al Gore's line from last night. Some of the best marketers have the worst products.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 pick 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92350
Caption: Slowpoke. "She like how he blogs, her texts turn him on." reads a new Calvin Klein ad aimed at "Technosexuals." Now others have picked up on the trend … Looking to get your geek on while you get your freak on? Then come on down to Drooly Julie's TECHNOSEXUAL Pleasure Palace. We've got: STATUS MESSAGE SHIRTS. These digital marvels project availability to potential suitors! Hubba hubba! drooly1 Ready to Rumble! drooly1 Offline. THE iPHONE Eros TM. Comes with a one-touch booty call feature that makes your honey's phone play ribald ringtones! Booty Button. Pink Satin. Leopard Print. Studded Leather. Let's Get It On ... L33T PORN FOR ULTRA-GEEKS. 5U513 d035 51L1c0n V4LL3Y. Woot! BLUETOOTH BIBRATORS let you wirelessly program up to 18 different setting from your computer! Intellibuzzer 5000. 1. Gentle Hum. 2. Random Flurries. 3. Seismic Blast. ... AND EMOTICONDOMS! TM. "Let's get goofy." "Patriotic salute."
     
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