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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-09-11 personal life 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-09-11 Pub. Date: 2014-09-11
Image Number: 116186
Caption: I've never been happier about the fact that I don’t own my own home. Home Depot may have just been targeted by credit-card hackers. If I were a home owner, I'd shop at Home Depot all the time. My credit card info would've been stolen, and identity thieves would have ruined my life. I've got nothing to worry about unless they start hacking TRANSIENTS DEPOT. Whatever makes you feel better, dude.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-08-20 personal life 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-08-20 Pub. Date: 2014-08-20
Image Number: 115241
Caption: Robin Williams visits Lemont's dream. Stars die all the time, just like the rest of us. But this one hurts more than usual. I think it's because you, more than any other star, made ME feel BIG. There was always a sadness behind your eyes. And whenever I saw you explode with life despite that, it was like you were fighting sadness and conquering it, and that made me feel like "THIS is what it means to be human." To be honest, sometimes that was just what it meant to earn a living. Hey, don't stop being my metaphor.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-14 personal life 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-14 Pub. Date: 2013-07-14
Image Number: 98738
Caption: I'm so tired of Facebook. Everyone's always posting about their lives. At first it was cool; you could find out about your friend's lives without having to even ask them. But after a while, the "I didn't ask them" part started to make it seem creepy. Am I the only one who remembers when friends used to actually greet each other before talking about themselves? When did "toe transplant went well" become the new "hi"? You're too young to be this crotchety.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-31 personal life 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-31 Pub. Date: 2013-03-31
Image Number: 94740
Caption: I feel like a pizza. Not sure what I want on it, though. Long as it got pepperoni, I don't care, dawg. I didn’t say you were getting any of it. Some things is better left unsaid. Are you gonna pay me for half of it? I think you got that backwards, Big L. What? You know how many calories they is in a whole pepperoni pizza? About 2,400. Now say you wanna burn off half them calories. Do you know how much any OTHER personal trainer would charge you for that? You're not getting half my pizza, Clyde. Not eating calories is the same as burning calories. Thug 4 Life.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-01-11 personal life 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-01-11 Pub. Date: 2012-01-11
Image Number: 75070
Caption: I'm highly educated. I'm a hard worker. I've had a job - sometimes four at once - ever since I was 13. I'll find a job any day now. I've never had to use unemployment insurance in my life and I never will. Never! Daddy, I'm hungwee. Hello, you've reached the state unemployment office.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-10-19 personal life 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-10-19 Pub. Date: 2010-10-19
Image Number: 53246
Caption: Who cares if your "long-lost love" from college Facebooked you? What are Susan? On one hand, you got Susan a fine -$%# girl who been there for you all your life … even though you a nerd. On the other hand, you got Sasha Mitchell, a chick you ain't see in sixteen years an' don't know spit about. Is that my watch? Focus, son. Focus!
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-13 personal life 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-13 Pub. Date: 2008-09-13
Image Number: 26605
Caption: Mumblello? You'll never retire. Wha- who is th- You're in debt. You have no savings. You will spend your final years in abject poverty. @#$% wake-up calls. Luckily, your life expectancy is only 70.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-09-19 personal life 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-09-19 Pub. Date: 2007-09-19
Image Number: 18620
Caption: Federal Agent Murph visits Lemont. This invasion of privacy is outrageous! It's none of your business that I'm marrying the mother of my child! My life is none of your business! I demand to see the files you have on me! I demand to know how you got all that detailed information! I read it on your blog. Oh... well... Hey, thanks for reading.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-03-10 personal life 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-03-10 Pub. Date: 2007-03-10
Image Number: 16333
Caption: 1992 Sale! Democrat Bill Clinton cheated on his wife. Hey, his personal life's none of our business. Of course it is! We can't elect such an immoral person! Sale! 2007 Republican Rudy Giuliani married his own cousin. Hey, his personal life's none of our business.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-08-06 personal life 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-08-06 Pub. Date: 2006-08-06
Image Number: 14296
Caption: Dr. Noodle Couple Sessions Today My husband's a CEO. Ever since corporations took over the government through their armies of lobbyists and their control of the media, he's been… Yes, Mrs. Fitzhugh? Full of himself. Out of touch. Distant. Pish tosh, woman. There's nothing wrong with our marriage. He won't even, well... snuggle at night. How would that benefit the shareholders? Cancel my next five appointments. Did you hear yourself, Ebenezer? That's "Mr. Fitzhugh."
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-01-25 personal life 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-01-26 Pub. Date: 2006-01-25
Image Number: 12823
Caption: If I don't do something with my life now, I'll be stuck flipping burgers forever. I'll end up broke, alone and forgotten. I know you won't believe this, Susan, but after all these years I've decided you're right. I'm finally going to stop wasting time, and do whatever it takes to make my dreams come true. What? I'm waiting for the punchline.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-10-22 personal life 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-10-22 Pub. Date: 2005-10-22
Image Number: 11967
Caption: In other news, the log President Bush nominated to the supreme court has made it through confirmation hearings. The log refused to answer questions about abortion, euthanasia, torture, or it's own personal history. Senators complained that all their questions went unanswered. Nevertheless, all republican senators and 22 democrats have signaled they will vote to confirm the log. In other news, Tom Cruise is pregnant.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-04-24 personal life 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-04-25 Pub. Date: 2005-04-24
Image Number: 10284
Caption: Why Susan, you've dyed your hair blonde. That's right, Lemont. And if you don't like it you can blame society……
     
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