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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
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Rudy Park |
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2019-01-19 |
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2019-01-19 |
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175858 |
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I'm swimming for East Germany. Bring it, tax man! I am Elon Musk! Hear me roar. The café on steroids (specifically: Sadie-Cohen spiked milkshakes).
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-01-17 |
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2019-01-17 |
Image Number: |
175856 |
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I can't believe you're doping the girls on the basketball team with Sadie Cohen spit. What of it? Everyone uses performance enhancing drugs. It's the price of competing in the modern world. But this is terribly powerful stuff. Think about the side effects. I'm going to smash your i-Pod over your own face. Momma.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-01-16 |
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2019-01-16 |
Image Number: |
175855 |
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Armstrong is doping the girls on Team Caffeine with Sadie Cohen saliva? Slips it into their cocoa. The team hasn't lost in months. They're monsters. Do you realize what this means? Well I suppose I do grasp the full implications. We should bet on the team. I've contacted a bookie.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-01-15 |
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2019-01-15 |
Image Number: |
175854 |
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Armstrong is giving performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the café's basketball squad. Steroids? Far more powerful and dangerous. Yowza. Sadie Cohen saliva. The spittle of champions.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-01-12 |
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2019-01-12 |
Image Number: |
175763 |
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You gave performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the Team Caffeine Hoops Squad?! Mumble. How could you do that? How could you use artificial substances to make them stronger, faster and better athletes? How could you not give me any of the juice? And thus, driven by competitive zeal, society spun out of control. P.S. - To be continued. Next week: A shocking secret!
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-01-11 |
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2019-01-11 |
Image Number: |
175762 |
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You gave performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the Team Caffeine Basketball Squad?! I surely did not. I absolutely did not give any steroids to the girls on the team. What's with the quote marks? They surround words that can be legally disputed. Very creepy. Nothing improper happened.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2019-01-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-10 |
Image Number: |
175761 |
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The girls on the Team Caffeine Basketball Squad have doubled in size. They're 8-year-old-giants. It's all natural, I swear it. Holy Roger Clemens! Better lawyer up.
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Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
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2014-04-25 |
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2014-04-25 |
Image Number: |
110515 |
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Coffee, jerk! What's the matter? Sadie discovered flaming, i.e. hostile and insulting interaction among internet users. It's been incredible. Who can sleep when you've got endless opportunity to make people feel like crud about themselves?! I also need prescription drugs and steroids. Flaming out. |
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