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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-19 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-19 Pub. Date: 2019-01-19
Image Number: 175858
Caption: I'm swimming for East Germany. Bring it, tax man! I am Elon Musk! Hear me roar. The café on steroids (specifically: Sadie-Cohen spiked milkshakes).
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-18 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-18 Pub. Date: 2019-01-18
Image Number: 175857
Caption: What're you looking at, loser? Not you too. Everybody is taking performance enhancing Sadie saliva to get meaner and tougher and more competitive. Shove it. Bite me! Everyone … Sell us some of the good stuff. My spit is not to be used against Mattis Reserved for the Democrats.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-17 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-17 Pub. Date: 2019-01-17
Image Number: 175856
Caption: I can't believe you're doping the girls on the basketball team with Sadie Cohen spit. What of it? Everyone uses performance enhancing drugs. It's the price of competing in the modern world. But this is terribly powerful stuff. Think about the side effects. I'm going to smash your i-Pod over your own face. Momma.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-16 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-16 Pub. Date: 2019-01-16
Image Number: 175855
Caption: Armstrong is doping the girls on Team Caffeine with Sadie Cohen saliva? Slips it into their cocoa. The team hasn't lost in months. They're monsters. Do you realize what this means? Well I suppose I do grasp the full implications. We should bet on the team. I've contacted a bookie.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-15 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-15 Pub. Date: 2019-01-15
Image Number: 175854
Caption: Armstrong is giving performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the café's basketball squad. Steroids? Far more powerful and dangerous. Yowza. Sadie Cohen saliva. The spittle of champions.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-14 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-14 Pub. Date: 2019-01-14
Image Number: 175853
Caption: You gave steroids to the 8-year-old girls on Team Caffeine? No sir! I merely enhanced their diet with a natural substance knows to boost strength and grit. What substance? You monster! Stay tuned …
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-12 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-12 Pub. Date: 2019-01-12
Image Number: 175763
Caption: You gave performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the Team Caffeine Hoops Squad?! Mumble. How could you do that? How could you use artificial substances to make them stronger, faster and better athletes? How could you not give me any of the juice? And thus, driven by competitive zeal, society spun out of control. P.S. - To be continued. Next week: A shocking secret!
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-11 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-11 Pub. Date: 2019-01-11
Image Number: 175762
Caption: You gave performance enhancing drugs to the girls on the Team Caffeine Basketball Squad?! I surely did not. I absolutely did not give any steroids to the girls on the team. What's with the quote marks? They surround words that can be legally disputed. Very creepy. Nothing improper happened.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-01-10 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-01-10 Pub. Date: 2019-01-10
Image Number: 175761
Caption: The girls on the Team Caffeine Basketball Squad have doubled in size. They're 8-year-old-giants. It's all natural, I swear it. Holy Roger Clemens! Better lawyer up.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-01-03 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-01-03 Pub. Date: 2018-01-03
Image Number: 166787
Caption: You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that your publicly performing the theme, they may sue the café for royalties. Daaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... daaaaaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... Wait, what? If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-10-08 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-10-08 Pub. Date: 2017-10-08
Image Number: 162958
Caption: What was it you wanted to talk about, minion? Boss, you called me in at 2a.m. to clean out the gutters. We don't have any gutters. Of course we don't have any gutters. I'm confused. When I ordered you to clean out the gutters, it was clearly implied that you're first supposed to install them. Am I supposed to do all your thinking for you, Rudy? This is very disappointing. This will impact your next weekly performance review. Anyway, you'd better get to it. How do you expect the cafe's rooftop garden to properly drain without gutters? We don't have a rooftop garden. Very bad man. How do you expect to placate the green-freaks once we install the oil wells without a rooftop garden.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-12 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-12 Pub. Date: 2017-01-12
Image Number: 153095
Caption: Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Donald Trump's Inauguration. Specifically, we'll talk about how most of the big starts asked to perform for him refused to do it. We'll also be talking about how yours truly won the blue ribbon at the 1928 Jr. Miss Flapper competition at the "And How!" speakeasy for my rendition of "Bug-Eyed Betty is the Bees Knees." Trump called me, but I refused to perform too. But I gave him the third runner-up's contact info. Trump, Bessie May Gobthwacker is waiting for your call.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-23 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-23 Pub. Date: 2015-12-23
Image Number: 136904
Caption: You asked to see me, boss? Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here. I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7. Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind what you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the café for royalties. Daaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa ... daaaa ... duh-duh-duh ... wait, what? If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-22 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-22 Pub. Date: 2015-11-22
Image Number: 134803
Caption: Good morning, Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you. I like licorice. It's time for your annual performance review. In short, you've done very well this year. Thank you, boss. You're friendly, punctual, and well-groomed. You follow direction acceptably, you've shown initiative, and you brew a fine cup of coffee. Those are the pluses. There's only one negative, really. Only 1.3 percent of your social media posts and comments have been about me or the cafe, and of those only 94% have been positive. An overwhelming 6% have been neutral. The only thing keeping me from firing you is, 0% have been negative. Just thought of a negative. I'm also not thrilled about that cute kitten you re-tweeted in February. I'm more of a piranha man.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-15 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-15 Pub. Date: 2015-11-15
Image Number: 134469
Caption: Open mic night presents Meleogris Gobbler. 'Tis the story of a woeful refugee … whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he … but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended his land. When Redcoats invaded over land and sea, he's peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No. You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do to redeem your traitorous heart ... if you grant all my brethren refugee status, before these holidays start. Anyone have any gravy?
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-20 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-20 Pub. Date: 2015-09-20
Image Number: 131973
Caption: Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over … baseball season's nearly done. The time is growing short to see the man-meat hit home runs. Their rippling biceps swinging wooden bats hard through the air … their quadriceps pump, unbridled, while I sit there and stare. And when they slide into home plate, there's always a slim chance ... that if they slid in wrong, they're a-gonna split their pants! I don't think I'll ever be able to un-hear that.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-26 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-26 Pub. Date: 2015-08-26
Image Number: 131659
Caption: What're you reading? You've been reading that all day. Oh, nothing much … Just a printout of all your most humiliating Facebook posts, "likes" and conversations, which have all become exposed to the world because you never updated your privacy settings. I'll be performing a dramatic reading of the most damaging ones on my radio show. I'll begin with the bed-wetting status update. Yes! I've gone multimedia!
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-01 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-01 Pub. Date: 2015-02-01
Image Number: 121465
Caption: Open Mike Night Presents: The Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm glad.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-20 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-20 Pub. Date: 2014-08-20
Image Number: 115310
Caption: … And to top it off, after school today, Ms. Jensen asked me what I want to be. Give me a break. House of Java .net cybercafe. No one knows what they want t be when they grow up. I was the rare exception. I knew someday I'd work at a high tech giant. Huh? She wanted to know what I wanted to be in some stupid fall play. She assigned me the singing cactus. Never, ever lie. But if anyone asks, I work at Apple.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-06-01 performance 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-06-01 Pub. Date: 2014-06-01
Image Number: 111310
Caption: Open Mike Night Presents The Poetry Stylings of Rudy Park. O tardigrade, o tardigrade, o microscopic tardigrade … Invulnerable invertebrate you disapprove those who venerate … Nay, consecrate the vertebrates. Your tiny size cannot negate - in any way invalidate ... Depreciate ... Eliminate your innate state of "great." Almost all life thou doth predate. Mass extinctions? ... You tolerate. While dinosaurs, they meet their fate, you propagate and populate. You survive almost anyplace ... from deepest seas to outer space. To those who try to make a case that having 'no backbone's" disgrace, I point you out, o tardigrade and say ... IN ... YOUR ... FACE! See, Claire?! I'm not the only one who thinks backbones are overrated! Shut up, dear. Ok.
     
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