Yogi Berra passed away, Clyde. Whachoo talkin' 'bout? Was there a landslide in Jellystone Park or some @#$% like that? What Boo Boo gonna do now? I don't know 'bout you, but I don't like when cartoons get all serious an' whatnot just to boost ratings. I'm talking about the baseball player and war veteran! He was in a war? What, was the Adult Swim version or something?
Tyrone, what day is it today? Is it Friday? It feels like a Friday. Spare change. I refuse to answer such a destructive question. Why must we always know the exact year, month, day, hour, minute and second? A person who obsesses over such minutiae becomes acutely aware of the moments of his life slipping away like sand through an hourglass. I refuse to pour the ocean of my life into little cups and then waste all my time counting them. It's ok to just admit when you don't know something.