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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-11 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-11 Pub. Date: 2018-06-11
Image Number: 172289
Caption: Allies of Evil. You'd think a place known as the Great White North would be safe from attacks by Trump. But no. Justin - so dishonest and weak. Also, gravy on fries: Wrong. His supporters quickly fall into line. I hear they have moose-lems up there! Welcome to the New World Order. Enemies. Pre-Trump ally. Free elections. Human rights. Allies. Pre-Trump adversary. Authoritarian tough guy. Kill reporters and dissidents. So how should Canada mend fences? We have nice girls to visit your room, yes? They just consumed six-pack of Molson. Bladder very full. Maybe you build big hotel in Ottawa someday?
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-09 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-09 Pub. Date: 2018-04-09
Image Number: 170509
Caption: Fueling our Demise. Let's face it: Nothing beats the freedom to drive a giant soot-spewing aluminum phallus. Magnum XL Powerthrust. Ron Perkins. Auto industry exec. That's why we've been lobbying the EPA to gut emissions standards. FU250. Bitumen Boost. Hopefully soon we can sell actual coal rollers! Climb over any obstacle, whether it's debris from climate change-induced superstorms, or the bodies of tens of thousands of American who die prematurely each year from air pollution. Pre-order one now, and get a free all-terrain asthma inhaler for your kids! Gasp! Ssssuck!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-30 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-30 Pub. Date: 2017-01-30
Image Number: 154151
Caption: America banned from entering U.S. Upon returning from vacation, America is detained at JFK airport. This way, please. Man, you go away for a couple weeks and everything changes. The 241 year-old democracy is interrogated … We have reason to believe you're part Muslim. Why yes, I am! I'm all about freedom of religion. Why do you ask? ... and placed on a return flight. Sorry. President's orders. But-but ... nations of immigrants! ... rule of law! ... Yeah, yeah. Move along. Soon, in a refugee camp ... It's all so strange. They don't even seem to recognize me. Tell me about it, mate.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-21 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-21 Pub. Date: 2015-12-21
Image Number: 136978
Caption: Many people seem to view government as a shopaholic of sorts. Families are cutting back. Why can't the guv'mint? Tax and spend! That's all these bureaucrats want to do! Some of these profligate officials agreed to speak with us anonymously. It started when I got a rust our of buying manhole covers. Now I get my fix ordering bridge repairs. Somebody please stop me! I'm sorry, but sending disability checks to people with horrific diseases and injuries is simply too much fun! It's like buying a new flat-screen tv every day! In. Out. I know I should cut back on trying to keep feces out of hamburger meat, but the truth is, I get off on preventing foodborne illness. Sorry, taxpayers!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-07 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-07 Pub. Date: 2015-12-07
Image Number: 136343
Caption: The Never-Ending Death Spiral. Mass shooting. Gun sales go up. New. Jiffydeath™ assault rifle. Operate from your phone! Better buy ten of these while I still can! Politicians ride wave of gun mania. I will not vote for background checks on Jiffydeaths! More guns leas to more suicides, accidental shootings, heat-of-the-moment killings. I ordered waffle fries, not curly fires! Bam! So we're doing nothing? No laws change.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-25 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-25 Pub. Date: 2015-03-25
Image Number: 124866
Caption: It was in the early '70s at a liberal arts college. I was a 21 year-old senior working long hours on a thesis project. At 11am on a Sunday morning, I went to get some lunch at the student union. I was exhausted and badly needed a bath. I set my bag down on a table and went up to order a Dr. Pepper and french fries. I went back to the table with my drink while the fries were cooking, and saw this guy, a transfer student, sitting there. Hey, I took a seat here. How you doin'? Though he had been on campus for only a semester, Carl already had a reputation as an arrogant jerk. My friends and I felt uneasy around him. (This is a long form cartoon. To see next panels, use "Image Number" box at left and enter 124876.)
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-23 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-23 Pub. Date: 2015-03-23
Image Number: 124784
Caption: A Starbucks campaign recently encouraged baristas to discuss race with customers. Ferguson's messes up. Amiright? Race together. Um, I ordered a frappuccino. Here are some "conversations" we won't see at chain restaurants. "A conversation about clopening". Let me tell you about how little sleep I get between shifts. "The #profittogether campaign" - to close the vast income gap between executives and front end workers. I'm making a fortune ... for someone else! Profit Together. "A heartfelt talk on supporting local business". Why are you even here? Stop sucking money out of your community!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-02 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-02 Pub. Date: 2015-03-02
Image Number: 123871
Caption: "Right to be a Jerk" States. "Right to Work" laws. They sound so sympathetic to the ordinary worker. Alec. Laws made to order. Just tryin' to help you get a job, little lady! Pat pat. But what they're about is preventing unions from collecting dues. Monthly meeting. Local 341. So, for March we collected $4.87 and half a bagel. So really it's more like a "Right to be a Jerk" state. Guess what? We can organize against you, but you're on your own against us! Corp. lawyer. The assumption being that workers can't do math. Well, I'm only making minimum wage ... But hey, no union dues! I come out ahead, right?
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-10-27 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-10-27 Pub. Date: 2014-10-27
Image Number: 118384
Caption: Trust Goes Bust. For just $19.95 you can cure baldness forever with the Hairbot!™ Call now! You say it always works? I'll take one. And so, I ask thee to dig deep into thy wallet, and find the large bills … for the lord. He seems trustworthy. 1-800-Heavenbux. Obama started the Ebola crisis in order to kill gun owners! Hollywood has been vaccinated already! AM 760. It all makes sense! Scientists say we must act now to stop climate change. Bah! I don't believe that bunk.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-10-28 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-10-29 Pub. Date: 2013-10-28
Image Number: 103435
Caption: The Market Liberation Army in "Freedom Fowl." Cult leader Charles Mansion preaches to his disciples. Gather round, my flock, for today's sermon on the glory of the market! I hold before you a chicken from Foster Farms, who've been accused of spreading antibiotic-resistant salmonella. Some are even calling for new regulations. *GASP!* They do not understand that markets are perfect and must not be distorted, lest the invisible hand become the fist of an angry God! All hail unregulated poultry! Can we eat the chicken, O wise one? HELL NO! I mean, let's order a pizza.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-04 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-05 Pub. Date: 2013-02-04
Image Number: 93238
Caption: Licensed to Share. Facebook and its photo-sharing app instagram have been asking some users for their driver's licenses in order to access their accounts. Impudent human with a pen name! You can ONLY be Archibald Schmuckfink! How much more intrusive can they get? Please upload two (2) dental x-rays, your baby footprints, a DNA sequence, and the contents of your diary. A forensics team will arrive at your home shortly. Please remain where you are. Instagram users will need to complete a survey to share photos. Do you like tacos? How many do you eat per week? Would you ever use an e-coupon to buy a taco? What do you think of Mexican people? Oh, you are Mexican. Actually, we knew that. Complaints about the new policies are dismissed by the company. With out many nostalgic photo filters, you can easily imagine a time before everything you did was tracked and sold to marketers!
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-09-29 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-09-29 Pub. Date: 2011-09-29
Image Number: 89289
Caption: Slowpoke. Obama cuts deal to live in tent. In a historic bipartisan compromise, President Obama has agreed to move into a tent on the White House lawn while senior GOP lawmakers occupy the White House. Base Camp One. "Speaking earlier at a press conference, the President sounded triumphant." I have always said the democratic party is a big tent, and now I'm putting that belief into practice. This is what happens when Congress works together for the good of the country! "Obama's new quarters will consist of a four-person tent for sleeping, and an oval-shaped tent for working. Now I can show my solidarity with America's growing population of canvas home-dwellers. Two Months Later. In order to cut the tent expenses from the federal budget, I've agreed to live in a box in the Nevada desert. Victory again!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-01-01 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-01-01 Pub. Date: 2011-01-01
Image Number: 86598
Caption: Slowpoke. Many people seem to view government as a shopaholic of sorts. Families are cutting back. Why can't the guv'mint? Tax and spend! That's all these bureaucrats want to do! Some of these profligate officials agreed to speak with us anonymously. It started when I got a rush out of buying manhole covers. Now I get my fix ordering bridge repairs. Somebody please stop me! I'm sorry, but sending disability checks to people with horrific diseases and injuries is simply TOO MUCH FUN! It's like buying a new flat-screen TV EVERY DAY! I know I should cut back on trying to keep feces out of hamburger meat, but the truth is, I GET OFF on preventing foodborne illness. Sorry, taxpayers!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-11 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-07-11 Pub. Date: 2010-07-11
Image Number: 90127
Caption: Slowpoke. Unemployment Solved! Senate Candidate Sharron Angle (R-NV) says unemployment benefits are spoiling workers. Economic Advice. 5 cents. They should just go out and get entry-level jobs! DUH! The Fruit Loop is in. Never mind that there are currently five job seekers for every opening. The obvious solution? Hire five workers for each position. May we take your order? $1.45/hr each. Of course, they'll only have 1/5 the purchasing power of a whole employee ... But they'll get by! Fractional TV Sale! SO-SO BUY. Your affordable partial-product superstore. Free 1/5 remote with purchase. And the idea will spread ... Here in Greece, we have ZERO unemployment! Welcome to the Acropolis! I'm Demetri, your tour guide!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-05-03 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-05-03 Pub. Date: 2010-05-03
Image Number: 90117
Caption: Slowpoke. "Better Stoned Than Boned." January 2011. Today, several states announced to follow California's lead in legalizing marijuana. The reason, according to elected officials, is "so voters don’t notice how much things SUCK." Eyeball Witness News. Let's face it. There are still no jobs, the state is broke, and I'm up for re-election. May as well get folks high as a Georgia pine. State Sen. Chester Wadd (R-GA). Augusta Extra-sticky. "In Arizona, politicians are hoping voters will be too baked to care about cuts in public services, such as the shuttering of highway rest stops." It's all good, man. I'll just to in my pants again. CLOSED. NEXT TOILET 420 mi. High Times. That November ... I'm here reporting live from the polls, where exactly ONE person has shown up to vote. Tell us, who will be our next governor? Governor? I thought I was ordering curly fries!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-03-08 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-03-08 Pub. Date: 2010-03-08
Image Number: 90485
Caption: Skowpoke. World's Scientists Flummoxed by Snowstorm. This just in! A recent snowstorm has climate scientists baffled! Totally Breaking News: Global Warming - NOT! What can I say? I didn’t see this one coming at all. A SNOWSTORM! Can't argue with that. Dr. James Hansen, NASA. "The intergovernmental panel on climate change has called an emergency session to address the issue." Greetings, fellow scientists! SNOW? WTF?! How could this happen? A lifetime of research - ruined! Order, order! "Meanwhile, other climatologists are taking the news in stride." Come July, you will all forget the snow and believe our hoax again! BWAH HA-HA! Next week: Rain in Europe disproves drought in Africa!
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-07-13 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-07-13 Pub. Date: 2009-07-13
Image Number: 90701
Caption: Slowpoke. State of the Nation. Special road trip edition. Stimulus money is being spent by the buttload on U.S. highways. Stock tip: Invest in reflecto-barrels! Not again! Putting America back to work. One lane next 12 miles. Americans are eating even worse than you thought. I'll have the oleaginous cakes and a side order of lipid sticks. Clogger's Family Chowdown. The continental truck divide separates varieties of pickups. Western. Southern. Large and powerful but also luxurious. Horns optional. Greater tire-to-body size ratio. Often clownlike. Retirement often turns the squarest Americans into neo-hippies. Bessie here is our home. life on the road - it's groovy!
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-02-16 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-02-16 Pub. Date: 2009-02-16
Image Number: 91005
Caption: Slowpoke. Seen At The Inauguration. My day began on a Democratic note, as our Metro train stopped short of the station and the conductor came through braking orders. Everybody out through the front of the car! It turned out a woman had fallen on the track. luckily, she wasn't badly hurt. We quickly found ourselves in the midst of a massive procession snaking it's way through the car-free (!) streets of DC. Me. The Inauguration Store. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. Obama. The scene on the mall - and throughout the city - was positively utopian, with nary a churlish wingnut to be found. Yet there were a few minor annoyances ... Brought screaming baby so they could say it was there. Video-recording the jumbotron. The same tall guy who stands in front of every public spectacle I ever witness. Walking around that night, I saw so many people going to balls that I felt a but underdressed. Hat with dog-chewed hole sewn shut. Looking like a million bucks! 3 layers of REI outdoor wear under dilapidated fleece jacket. And so ended my day of shuffling off the Bush Administration's rancid corpse.
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 92680
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, Republican candidates! Want to take your next attack ads to the next level? Try the latest in mudslinging technology: SLANDERsoft TM Smearware 6.0! WIMP. THIEF. WHOREMONGER. SLANDERsoft TM Smearware 6.0. Go beyond the traditional "opponent morphing into Osama" effect with our library of 10,000 stock images! Your opponent. Bowl of gruel. Stingray that killed Steve Irwin. Rob Halford of Judas Priest. Running against a black male? Use our state-of-the-art CGI capabilities for the ultimate in race-baiting visuals. Just insert opponents head! Voiceover: While [your name] was at home reading stories to his children, [your black opponent] was getting his freak on in nightclubs with your daughter! And now, twist your opponent's words more easily than ever with out instant context regenerator! I'd be honored to serve the greatest nation on Earth! I'd be honored to serve the greatest Nation on Earth! Order now and get a free copy of Photo-Ops 9.1 TM - Now with more virtual babies!
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 order 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92660
Caption: Slowpoke. Foxnews.com commentator Steven Milloy knows the REAL motivation behind global warming disaster flick "The Day After Tomorrow." The movie's unmistakable purpose is to scare us into submitting to the Greens' AGENDA: Domination of society through control of energy resources!* *Actual quote. Yes, it's true! All the world's climatologists, birdwatchers, and recyclers secretly belong to the Khmer Vert - A bloodthirsty cabal driven by a ruthless lust for power! TIME TO KILL! University of Oregon Environmental Science Dept. 500 LB. flax seed bomb. RFV (Recumbent Fighting Vehicle.) Organic Pear Launcher. FOOM! Their shady leader, know only as "The Supreme Conifer," would issue harsh decrees to the populace. With your tracking collars, we will know whether you go to tonight's John Denver Tribute Concert! You MUST attend ... Or DIE! If they aren't stopped, the Khmer Vert will go on to invade Holland in order to seize its windmills. BOOM! No blood for wind. We wouldn't want THAT to happen, would we?
     
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