It's a Walter Mitty thing. Just go with it. Barkeep? Whiskey!!! You know what? Make it a whiskey with fresh lemon juice!! No wait! I'll have whiskey with fresh lemon juice and a shot of simple syrup! On second thought, let's do whiskey with fresh lemon juice and a shot of simple syrup strained into a chilled glass ... with an orange wheel garnish! Splash! The man that invented the whiskey sour is the bravest man that ever lived.
Mike du Jour
Re-employed Circus Week. Why do people think I'm a "creepy clown"? Probably the big orange hair and red nose. I have naturally curly hair and my mother's nose â€¦ I'm sure she's drop-dead gorgeous! She's dead. Stop digging.