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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-10-20 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-10-20 Pub. Date: 2017-10-20
Image Number: 163906
Caption: We're not done mourning the last mass shooting, so it's inappropriate to talk about gun control. It's too soon. Seriously? We're averaging almost one mass shooting per day. When exactly will it be appropriate to talk about it? I believe there's and opening between 11:58pm and 11:58 and 22 seconds.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-07-01 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-07-01 Pub. Date: 2017-07-01
Image Number: 159713
Caption: Lemont's in Russia … Hi Vancouver, how'd your book signing go? Amazing. How's your Russia story? Eye-opening. After I interviewed the blackmailer, the hackers, the oligarch, and a Kremlin goon, I interviewed a bunch of average Russians to find out why they're cool with being led by an autocratic narcissist with delusions of Czardom ... because he's made Russia great again. I wish I could've been there for you, babe ... me too.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-06-25 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-06-25 Pub. Date: 2017-06-25
Image Number: 158877
Caption: What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-10-23 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-10-23 Pub. Date: 2015-10-23
Image Number: 133802
Caption: We're not done mourning the last mass shooting, so it's inappropriate to talk about gun control. It's too soon. Time. Seriously, we're averaging more than one mass shooting per day. When exactly will it be appropriate to talk about it? I believe there's an opening between 11:58pm and 11:58pm ad 22 seconds.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-29 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-29 Pub. Date: 2013-10-29
Image Number: 103218
Caption: Are there any job openings at your ad agency? Really? Lemont, I'm so excited! It's about time you realized there's no future in journalism, that your newspaper is dying, and that it's just stupid at your age to keep wasting time in a dead-end job. … I meant 'cause I know a kid whose mom needs a job. Oh, well ... I ... ay ay. What do you mean "at my age"? (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-19 and 2013-03-12).
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-12 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-12 Pub. Date: 2013-03-12
Image Number: 94589
Caption: Are there any job openings at your ad agency? Really? Lemont, I'm so excited! It's about time you realized there's no future in journalism, that your newspaper is dying, and that it's just stupid at your age to keep wasting time in a dead-end job. … I meant 'cause I know a kid whose mom needs a job. Oh, well ... I ... ay ay. What do you mean "at my age"? (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-19).
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-27 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-27 Pub. Date: 2012-08-27
Image Number: 86874
Caption: Welcome to the Republican National Convention opening ceremony. Like the Olympics, this opening ceremony will be a huge production … Showing the history of the Republican party. Right now we should be seeing … There he is … "Abraham Lincoln," doing some sort of interpretive dance. Beard, top hat, tights ... nice touch.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-09-04 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-09-04 Pub. Date: 2011-09-04
Image Number: 64822
Caption: Couples Sessions Today. Dr. Noodle. I"ve been thinking about how you said men are nonverbal communicators. So, lately I've paying to Ebenezer's body language. Go on. His silence, his distance, his late nights at the office, all forced me to realize I cannot fulfill his needs. In opening the door to leave, he let in the light that illuminated all the roaches in our relationahip. Last week, I paused at the door before leaving with the kids, the dog and my luggage. His refusal to even look away from his baseball game so say goodbye told me he was hurting, and couldn't bear to watch. Ebenezer's courage in reaching out to me in nonverbally has made me fall in love with him all over again. Pate, please get me tix for tonight's game. Yes, Ben ... we can get back together. Wait ... we broke up?
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-05-04 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-05-04 Pub. Date: 2011-05-04
Image Number: 60509
Caption: Your honor, I'd like to call character witnesses that'll attest to Lemont Brown's fitness as a parent. Later, counsel, first the court wishes to hear opening statements from my daughter's -- I mean, from the RESPONDENT'S lawyer. That's good, 'cause I couldn't find anybody who liked you enough to actually show up. ... Oh, did I say that out loud? Yes.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-04-19 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-04-19 Pub. Date: 2011-04-19
Image Number: 59958
Caption: Are there any job openings at your ad agency? Really? Lemont, I'm so excited! It's about time you realized there's no future in journalism, that your newspaper is dying, and that it's just stupid at your age to keep wasting time in a dead-end job. … I meant 'cause I know a kid whose mom needs a job. Oh, well ... I ... ay ay. What do you mean "at my age"?
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-11 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-11 Pub. Date: 2011-02-11
Image Number: 57042
Caption: Your honor, I represent Roxanne Dubois. Unlike her opponent, Lemont Brown … We will not insult the court's intelligence or waste its time with patronizing opening statements. The merits of our case will be obvious enough. They're crazy. Crazy like a FOX! ... or incompetent. Incompetent like a FOX!
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-10 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-10 Pub. Date: 2011-02-10
Image Number: 57041
Caption: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury … There is no jury, counselor; this is a custody hearing. At the end of this trial, not only will my client be found "super-cool" … … but, ladies and gentlemen, I will find THE REAL KILLER! … AND THERE HE SITS! The NEVER shoulda let you watch Law & Order.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-08 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-08 Pub. Date: 2011-02-08
Image Number: 57039
Caption: Before I hear opening statements, I want to make an opening statement of my own … No judge wants to preside over a child custody hearing. They're spiteful and rife with negative campaigning. Parents act like politicians, attacking their opponent's character instead of making a case for themselves. I will not stand for that in my courtroom. @#$%&#!!! There goes our whole case! You may proceed.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2011-02-07 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2011-02-07 Pub. Date: 2011-02-07
Image Number: 57038
Caption: Please tell me you're ready for opening arguments. Tell me YOU'RE ready for opening arguments! Um … what? Settle down, kid. YOU settle down, kid! I wish the judge would let me fire you. I wish the judge would let me fire you. I wish the judge would let me fire YOU! I like to warm up before opening arguments.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-08-27 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-08-27 Pub. Date: 2007-08-27
Image Number: 18401
Caption: Unemployment Office. Hi, I just got laid off. Need a new job. Where'd you last work, "Mr. Track"? Call me "Laugh." I was on staff at Fox News "Half Hour News Hour"… …The comedy show that once made fun of Barrack Obama by showing a huge crowd of rowdy Africans. Boy, was I needed there. But even my talents couldn't keep them on the air. There's an opening on "Saturday Night Live."
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-01-20 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-01-20 Pub. Date: 2007-01-20
Image Number: 15857
Caption: Dear Lemont Brown, I'm sorry for stealing your mail. I was searching it for WMDs al-Qaida may have sent you, sharp objects, chemicals, invites to anti-war demonstrations … Y'know, material harmful to the United Sates and the American people. When I found your Clay Aiken Christmas CD, I couldn't help myself. I stole it. I'm sorry. Here it is back ... except for track eight which was subversive. xoxo, Federal Agent Murph.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2006-09-22 opening 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2006-09-25 Pub. Date: 2006-09-22
Image Number: 14769
Caption: Hi, this is James Olsen, from the Candorville Chronicle. Oh dear God! The paper that ran my article! I've been too afraid to call and ask for a job. I've e-mailed you several times but you haven't responded. You have? Yes, I mentioned how I'm a deposed Nigerian general and needed your help to hide $39 million. At the end of the e-mail, I mentioned we have a job opening here at the Chronicle. Why didn't you call me back?
     
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