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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-18 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-18 Pub. Date: 2016-12-18
Image Number: 151614
Caption: I wish I could fly, Big L. I know what you mean. Ever since I donned my first pair of underoos, I wanted to fly too. But the older I get, the more I realize it's not all it's cracked up to be. First of all, there's all the stuff in the air you'd crash into: birds, helicopters, jets, drones, power lines ... Then there are all the idiots who'd take a shot at you. And if you flew high enough to avoid all that, you'd freeze your nuggets off. Flying's one of those powers you think would be cool, but really wouldn't be. Like invisibility. I don't know what you talkin' about, bruh. I just meant I'm on the no-fly list. If you were an invisible hero, people would still see your clothes. You'd have to fight crime naked.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-07-10 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-07-10 Pub. Date: 2016-07-10
Image Number: 144955
Caption: Let's watch "Lou Grant" on Hulu. "Lou Grant"? Ain't that that show your momma used to watch when we was kids? Yeah. I ran out of things to watch, so I figured I'd finally check out some of the shows that bored me to death when I was young. It was really depressing. If it was depressin', why you wanna watch it? I mean it's depressing how good it is. Our parents' generation had writers and actors who knew how to use mature, flawed characters to tell stories that really examined human nature in all its intricacies. And it's set in a major newspaper back when they were still widely read and mostly family-owned, and saw what they did as a calling. When I think of all the time I wasted watching "Sesame Street" when I could've watched this ... I don't watch nothin' older than the milk in my fridge, bruh. That's policy.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-03-11 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-03-11 Pub. Date: 2016-03-11
Image Number: 140182
Caption: I wish I could go back in time and tell myself it's not too late. When I was nine, momma asked me if I wanted guitar lessons. But I told her no, because I thought I was too old. Clyde had been playing guitar since he was three. At nine, I thought I had already missed my chance. If I'd started learning when I was nine, I'd have been playing for decades now. I'd be a master at it by now. Well why don't you take some lessons now? Are you kidding? At MY age?
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-12-04 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-12-04 Pub. Date: 2015-12-04
Image Number: 135927
Caption: Son, your daddy met a woman he likes a lot. What would you think if he started bringing her around to meet you? Ith the woman mommy? No, son, she's not mommy. She's someone else. Doth the woman wike to pway cawth? Yes, son. I'm sure the woman would like to play cars. How do you know? Have you pwayed cawth with her? I'll answer that when you're much older. The woman theemth actheptable.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-09-03 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-09-03 Pub. Date: 2015-09-03
Image Number: 131901
Caption: I feel like when I was a kid, there was a lot more life out there. More butterflies. More lizards. More roly-poly bugs. Yeah. Same here. I always thought that was because the older I get, the less attention I pay to stuff like that. But then I read that we've finally gone ahead and caused the world's sixth great extinction event. Species are dying off 10,000 times faster than normal now. That's great news! It means the vanishing of butterflies isn't just me being self-absorbed.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-06-01 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-06-01 Pub. Date: 2015-06-01
Image Number: 127775
Caption: Daddy was having a nice dream, son. What happened in it? I don’t know. I was awakened by the sound of springs breaking. When I looked at my clock, I saw that it was 3:17 A.M. Do you know what people are supposed to be doing at 3:17 A.M.? Ithn't thith one of the thingth you're thuppothed to tell me when I'm older? (This cartoon was originally published on 2013-05-20).
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-20 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-20 Pub. Date: 2015-05-20
Image Number: 127173
Caption: I keep thinking about those people who died or got hurt when that train derailed. Dr. Noodle. It's 2015. I'm ok with not having flying cars, or jetpacks, or moving sidewalks. M.A. But we should at least have trains and tracks that can't toss us off to our deaths now. The older I get, the less I expect. That's perfectly normal, Lemont.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-05-02 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-05-02 Pub. Date: 2015-05-02
Image Number: 126135
Caption: OK, I have to admit, that was a really good film. What was your favorite part? Avengers. My favorite part was seeing Elizabeth Olsen play the Scarlet Witch. I remember when she was the baby on "Full House." So not only did I get to feel incredibly old, I also got to be distracted by the image of "Uncle Jessie" singing to her that kept running through my head. She wasn't on "Full House." Those were her older twin sisters. Avengers. Well then they should've put "she wasn't on' Full House'" on the posters.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-11-05 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-11-05 Pub. Date: 2014-11-05
Image Number: 118497
Caption: Well, the republicans did pretty well yesterday. Of course they did. For the first time, the younger generations are doing worse than the older ones, and our influence in the world is waning. Whenever a civilization's in decline, whoever's better at pointing fingers wins control. Little known fact: before he was emperor, Napoleon taught a class on scapegoating at a junior college. I thought you were going to stay away from Wikipedia.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-09 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-09 Pub. Date: 2014-10-09
Image Number: 117065
Caption: What makes us think we're the first civilization on Earth? You got five seconds, Big L. Five seconds for what? To make it clear what this conversation has to do with C-Dog. Before we got here, there 4 … were billions of years of plate tectonics that 3 ... would've melted or buried any trace of older civilization 2 ... beneath tons of rock. 1 ... NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE ABOUT YOU!!! Time's up.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-05-03 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-05-03 Pub. Date: 2014-05-03
Image Number: 110714
Caption: I took Lionel to his first baseball game the other day. I hadn't been to a Candorville Chokers game since I was a kid. Back then, two Choker Dogs, Cokes and fries cost $8. Last night, it cost me $38. Back then, all the players were like ten years older than I was. But now, they are all like ten years younger. "National Pastime" my behind, it should be national "past my time." Baseball still around?
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-10-29 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-10-29 Pub. Date: 2013-10-29
Image Number: 103218
Caption: Are there any job openings at your ad agency? Really? Lemont, I'm so excited! It's about time you realized there's no future in journalism, that your newspaper is dying, and that it's just stupid at your age to keep wasting time in a dead-end job. … I meant 'cause I know a kid whose mom needs a job. Oh, well ... I ... ay ay. What do you mean "at my age"? (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-19 and 2013-03-12).
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-07-05 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-07-05 Pub. Date: 2013-07-05
Image Number: 98736
Caption: What are you looking at, Lemont? A gray hair. Who asked you?
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-05-20 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-05-20 Pub. Date: 2013-05-20
Image Number: 97120
Caption: Daddy was having a nice dream, son. What happened in it? I don’t know. I was awakened by the sound of springs breaking. When I looked at my clock, I saw that it was 3:17 A.M. Do you know what people are supposed to be doing at 3:17 A.M.? Ithn't thith one of the thingth you're thuppothed to tell me when I'm older?
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-03-12 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-03-12 Pub. Date: 2013-03-12
Image Number: 94589
Caption: Are there any job openings at your ad agency? Really? Lemont, I'm so excited! It's about time you realized there's no future in journalism, that your newspaper is dying, and that it's just stupid at your age to keep wasting time in a dead-end job. … I meant 'cause I know a kid whose mom needs a job. Oh, well ... I ... ay ay. What do you mean "at my age"? (Cartoon originally published 2011-04-19).
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-01-27 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-01-27 Pub. Date: 2013-01-27
Image Number: 92212
Caption: Today is my grandpa's 94th birthday. I went shopping for a gift. Then I remembered … Dr. Noodle. A few years ago, he tried teaching me to play dominoes. We'd play with his beat up, weathered dominoes that looked older than my dad … Later, when I was vacationing in Mexico, I bought him a new set of dominoes, hand-carved from obsidian, with jade inlays. I carried it through the jungle for weeks, gave it to him for his 90th birthday. A week later he gave it to the mailman. Old people have old things because of sentimental value. This year I'm getting him oatmeal.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-12-08 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-12-08 Pub. Date: 2012-12-08
Image Number: 90582
Caption: The definition of "insanity" is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. No it's not … It's lack of mental capacity legally freeing one from civil or criminal responsibility. The definition of "insanity" is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. No it's not ...
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-13 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-13 Pub. Date: 2012-10-13
Image Number: 88330
Caption: Mumblello? You're black. Wha … I … Wha? Which means statistically speaking … You've already lived more than half your life. @#$% wake-up calls. Good news is you can have your mid-life crisis early.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-10-06 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-10-06 Pub. Date: 2012-10-06
Image Number: 88015
Caption: Tell me again why you're here? This morning … General Hospital. … I was watching some music videos. One had some girls in bikinis. I see. Go on. It didn’t interest me at all. I switched to a rerun of "Little House on the Prairie." You're not sick, you're just getting older. Can you at least check my eyes?
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-23 older 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-23 Pub. Date: 2012-08-23
Image Number: 86185
Caption: What's wrong, Lemont? I was looking forward to 2013's "Star Trek 2" film. … But then I realized: When I watch it, I'll be a whole year older. When did I start feeling bad about the thought of being a year older? Look on the bright side … I'll still be a year younger than you.
     
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