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41. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-07 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-07 Pub. Date: 2015-12-07
Image Number: 136279
Caption: What's wrong, little buddy? Some stupid kid called me "old." I'm young! I've been young all my life! I'm good at it. I know all about being young. I've been young since way before he was even born. He's just jealous that I'm more experienced at it than he is. Might be time for us to have a little talk.
     
42. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-17 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-17 Pub. Date: 2015-11-17
Image Number: 135389
Caption: What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? I've been invited to two different Thanksgivings. One with family, one with friends. Which one do I go to? Ah. An age-old question. You do what we did in the old days: Think about which one is more likely to include arguments, bitter resentments and poorly hidden betrayals, ... And go to that one. A holiday without the floor show is no holiday at all! My aunt does hate my uncle ... but then ... my friend Tyra's husband does suspect her and Darnell.
     
43. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-13 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-13 Pub. Date: 2015-11-13
Image Number: 135086
Caption: When you get to be my age, you start to notice certain patterns in the river of history. You start to notice, for instance, that the winner always loses. What's that mean? Every great power defines itself as the opposite of its main enemy. Once that enemy is defeated, the great power loses its virtues, its unity ... even its identity. The great power then either creates new enemies, or it fades into history. (Yawn) Old people talk a lot. What I'm saying is, you were not my first "Rudy Park," and you will not be my last.
     
44. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-12 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-12 Pub. Date: 2015-11-12
Image Number: 135085
Caption: Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.
     
45. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-06 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-06 Pub. Date: 2015-11-06
Image Number: 134801
Caption: On today's "Ask Sadie" Radio Hour, we'll talk about the elephant in the room: Hillary Clinton's age. And Bernie's too. Forget all this PC nonsense, I'll just come right out and say it: Their age disqualifies them. These children don't know anything about life. I bet they haven't even gotten their first hip replacement yet. Nice to know we'll always be young to somebody. Earth is young to her.
     
46. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-10-11 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-10-11 Pub. Date: 2015-10-11
Image Number: 132894
Caption: Quadruple espresso. Sorry, Uncle Mort. I'm gonna have to cut you off. I'm old! I can drink as much as I want, whenever I want! You think I got this old without knowing what I can and can't handle? Sorry. See?! I told you I - Zzz. A barista should always follow his instincts.
     
47. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-02 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-02 Pub. Date: 2015-09-02
Image Number: 131969
Caption: Look at you. The vacant stare … the peach fuzz on your chin … the blissfully naïve countenance of an ignoramus … You're a man-child, Rudy. Someone had to tell you. Well? Say something, man-child. Oh. Sorry. I was just lost in thought … because it occurred to me that the whole country is only about two and a half times older than you. Zip it, baby-man!
     
48. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-08-23 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-08-23 Pub. Date: 2015-08-23
Image Number: 130664
Caption: What's the first thing you remember? Why do you ask? Because it'll help the cosmologists. Come again? Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are "black body radiation." What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a "black body spectrum" that was predicted by models of the big bang. English!!! They proved the big bang happened. But one of the big questions cosmologists still can't answer is: "What came before the big bang?" Cosmologists everywhere would very much love to hear about your earliest memory. Get ready to experience the second big bang!!!
     
49. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-16 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-16 Pub. Date: 2015-06-16
Image Number: 128445
Caption: Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, My son just taught me how to use an iPad, so I am writing to tell you that doing so makes me feel young again. You might want to try it. - Nathaniel from Ontario. Thank you for helping me feel young! I may not be as spry as I was back in the old days ... but at least I've never taken two whole years to answer a question!
     
50. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-26 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-26 Pub. Date: 2015-05-26
Image Number: 127570
Caption: I've been working here for over twelve years. I'd like to talk about a health insurance plan. I wish you'd asked me twelve years ago. It'd be too expensive to insure someone of your advanced age. In the old days, bosses cared about their employees as if they were family. Heh. Heh-heh. No, really! I've seen it on those old tv shows. Ha ha hoo hoo hee -
     
51. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-10 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-10 Pub. Date: 2015-05-10
Image Number: 125929
Caption: Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I HEARD THAT!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in history. I witnessed most of it. AND I TOOK NOTES!! I've taken up "Sadie-taunting." You'd be better off with the alligators.
     
52. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-25 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-25 Pub. Date: 2015-03-25
Image Number: 124711
Caption: This morning I found a thin hair growing out of my knuckle. And so it ends. Your virility, your potential, your conviction, your magnetism, your youth itself … all begin to fade into an increasingly distant past as soon as you discover your first hair that's grown in a place where hair isn't supposed to grow ... or so I'm told. It's never happened in my family. "Genetically magnificent," I believe is the technical term. It was like two inches long.
     
53. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-02-13 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-02-13 Pub. Date: 2015-02-13
Image Number: 122756
Caption: Haven't your eyes gotten tired of reading after 150 years? If you're waiting for that to get a rise out of me … you'll be waiting longer than your impatient, addle-brained, flimsy, flighty, plastic, flashing, tweeting, beeping and booping attention-deficit-disordered generation is capable of waiting. You might as well pull up a chair. Get cozy. I wasn't listening to what you just said, but I'm calling you old! I'll respond to that when I've finished this chapter.
     
54. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-31 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-31 Pub. Date: 2015-01-31
Image Number: 122186
Caption: Sometimes I wish I were a character in a video game. What? Why? Because they can run for miles, jump, tumble, spin, kick and punch, and never get out of breath. I can't run more than 100 feet without getting winded … and in civilization, you don't ever see an archer die of old age. Simulation-envy.
     
55. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-12-18 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-12-18 Pub. Date: 2014-12-18
Image Number: 120327
Caption: It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show, Dr. Sadie.
     
56. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-25 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-25 Pub. Date: 2014-11-25
Image Number: 119413
Caption: Did you know that Solange Knowles married a guy who's 22 years older than her? So what? That's not unusual. When I was a young lass, much older gentlemen courted me all the time. Albert was 40 years older than I was. Winston was 45 years my senior. W.E.B. was half a century older than I was. You should've seen the time they all ran into each other at my house. Albert scrawled E=MC2 on Winston's forehead with the last of W.E.B.'s mustache wax.
     
57. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-11-16 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-11-16 Pub. Date: 2014-11-16
Image Number: 118269
Caption: Plausible deniability. Huh? It’s the best part about being old. What do you mean? The Kravitzes' cat "Lester" lives across the street from me. Every night for nine years, Lester has been rummaging through my garbage. And every morning for nine years, the Kravitzes have refused my polite requests that they keep that depraved beast chained up in their basement at night. The nerve. This morning I may have mistakenly used catnip to lure Lester into a crate, and then accidentally shipped him to Hong Kong. ... Or not. I'm just a little old lady. I don't always remember why or even WHETHER I've done things. PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY! I know what you mean. That's one of the main weapons in the "guy" arsenal, too. Thump.
     
58. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-09-13 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-09-13 Pub. Date: 2014-09-13
Image Number: 116263
Caption: All the police brutality in the news makes it seem like it's happening more. It's not? Of course not. We've had police brutality ever since we first had police. You youngsters don’t know what police brutality is. Everything you've seen on your TV is what's done by police who know they're probably being recorded. When I was your age, there were no cellphone cameras or dashboard cams. Imagine what cops did before cameras existed! Anything that happened before I was born is meaningless to me.
     
59. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-08-26 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-08-26 Pub. Date: 2014-08-26
Image Number: 115610
Caption: I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile. We're out of chrysanthemum. I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well. Are you trying to kill me? Are all old folks this superstitious? Superstitions always worked in the past.
     
60. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-16 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-16 Pub. Date: 2014-07-16
Image Number: 113803
Caption: Billions of years ago, Earth had only one huge supercontinent, it was called "Pangea." Pangea was a hellish place. Right now our oceans and seas moderate the climate on all our relatively small land masses. But on Pangea, the inland continents became vast deserts, wrecking Earth's atmosphere. How do you know all this, little buddy? Sadie was there. She told me. I HEARD THAT! I'LL PANGEA YOU!
     
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