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21. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-16 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-16 Pub. Date: 2017-07-16
Image Number: 159829
Caption: Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators … Armstrong skis down a pile of his money … Without a helmet. Even that ancient hag Sadie has a dangerous hobby. Every year, in violation of both common sense and local fire safety ordinances, the old lady lights all the candles on her birthday cake. I heard that!!! Fun fact: The 20th century was one of the most brutal in history. I witnessed most of it. And I took notes!! I've taken up "Sadie-taunting." You'd be better off with the alligators.
     
22. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-04-28 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-04-28 Pub. Date: 2017-04-28
Image Number: 157300
Caption: Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?
     
23. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-03-29 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-03-29 Pub. Date: 2017-03-29
Image Number: 156205
Caption: I heard the world has entered the sixth great extinction. So what?! Well, I was just thinking maybe you should go on tv and share your wisdom. Tell us all how you survived the last great extinction. You've got nothing to worry about. 65 million years ago, an asteroid wiped out almost all the majestic life on earth ... but the apocalypse didn't bother with the tiny wimpy protomonkeys. So you'll be fine. Tell us how the mean-o-sauruses survived.
     
24. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-03-08 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-03-08 Pub. Date: 2017-03-08
Image Number: 155393
Caption: Sadie, I just heard they discovered seven earthlike planets around a single star. Three of those planets are in the habitable zone, so they might just support life. I am just so excited! I guess what I'm asking you is … were you this excited when earth was first discovered? Almost as excited as when I first discovered vengeful retribution.
     
25. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-02-22 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-02-22 Pub. Date: 2017-02-22
Image Number: 154815
Caption: What was life really like in the Middle Ages, Sadie? A lot like today. There were a tiny handful of filthy rich feudal lords, and a huge mass of poor peasants who were too ignorant to see what was going on. What? No, I didn't really want to learn anything, I was just calling you "old." Let's try that again ... How did the sky over your house look after than asteroid wiped out all the dinosaurs? It looked brown. A lot like today.
     
26. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-04 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-04 Pub. Date: 2017-01-04
Image Number: 152863
Caption: All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for some reason, that upset her. This means jihad.
     
27. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-02 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-02 Pub. Date: 2017-01-02
Image Number: 152861
Caption: Rudy, would you mind ordering your uncle his usual oatmeal? Why can't you just order it? Because I don't want to be stereotyped as the old guy who always orders oatmeal. In my day, I ate a wide variety of foods. Every day it was something new and adventurous. It's not fair that I be judged only on what I eat in my golden years. You order the oatmeal, I'll order the Cream of Wheat, and we'll switch when no one's looking. Too adventurous for me.
     
28. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-12-22 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-12-22 Pub. Date: 2016-12-22
Image Number: 152378
Caption: You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! Medicare. I heard Congress may gut it. But I can't afford insurance. Excellent question. Reminds me of the time I was a rodeo clown in Texas, in the early fifties. There was this man who came to every show in a futile pursuit of affections. I told him "I'll go out with you as soon as you provide healthcare for every old person in America." Years later, he came to me and said "How about now?" and I said "I was only joshing, Lyndon. Get lost." Um ... ok ... thanks.
     
29. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-29 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-29 Pub. Date: 2016-09-29
Image Number: 149040
Caption: Who was president when you were born, Sadie? Did he wear a top hat, or was it a powdered wig? Did he wear knickers, or were they stockings? Very funny. You know what's even funnier? You probably couldn't name who was president when you were born even if your life depended on it. Without Googling it, I mean. Did your president wear wooden teeth? You're stalling and I see your thumbs tapping.
     
30. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-24 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-24 Pub. Date: 2016-08-24
Image Number: 147676
Caption: It looks like mankind only has 30 years till immortality. What are you going on about? That’s when we may be able to transfer our consciousness to non-biological hardware. Then we can live forever. 30 years. I'll still be here, so I'm going to live forever. But you'll already be long gone. Does it bother you that I'm going to be immortal and you're not? You're of the texting-while-driving generation. You won't be here in 30 years either. Joke's on you, they revoked my license.
     
31. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-08-04 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-08-04 Pub. Date: 2016-08-04
Image Number: 146703
Caption: I imagine at your age, you attend a lot of funerals, Sadie. Oh, yes, they're quite lovely. As a child, I attended birthday parties. As a lass, I attended sweet sixteens. As a young adult, I attended weddings. As a mature woman, I attended retirement parties. Now, in the twilight of life, I attend funerals. "Deathday" parties, if you will. And it's beautiful. Because it's all come full circle? Because for once, I don't have to buy the %$&*@ a gift.
     
32. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-22 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-22 Pub. Date: 2016-07-22
Image Number: 146155
Caption: "Ask Sadie Advice Hour," What's your problem?! My song just started preschool. This sweet, innocent child who's seen nothing but "Sesame Street" … came home after the first week and started hitting us and yelling "You're a bad guy! Good guys hit bad guys!" Yes, yes, it's an age-old problem: The corrupting influence of his peers. Might I suggest you wrap your angel in cellophane to protect him from his world? Better yet, launch him into space, where not even the cold virus can ever reach him! He did have the sniffles.
     
33. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-15 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-15 Pub. Date: 2016-07-15
Image Number: 145832
Caption: "Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! The other day, my grandpa tried driving to the corner store but got lost and ended up at the beach, six states away. How do I get him to realize it's time to stop driving without hurting his feelings? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in 1863 when Grandpappy Cohen accidentally led a caravan of zoo-bound pelicans onto a field at Gettysburg. One particularly panicky pelican escaped and distracted General Lee, and the rest is history. Um ... Ok ...
     
34. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-23 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-23 Pub. Date: 2016-06-23
Image Number: 144912
Caption: I guess you're pretty disappointed about Bernie Sanders. Why would I be? He'll win next time. Next time? Do you know how old he is? Yes. I remember being that age. I thought I knew it all. I was so headstrong. I didn't know the meaning of the word "pretendtocompromise." Not sure that's a word, Mort. Now I try to always add "You have a point, but ... " before I castigate someone.
     
35. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-05-12 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-05-12 Pub. Date: 2016-05-12
Image Number: 143042
Caption: What's your earliest memory, Sadie? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas? Did they live in primitive huts or in trees? I'm not listening! Were they standing upright or swimming in primordial sea? You're about to be swimming in primordial soup.
     
36. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-23 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-23 Pub. Date: 2016-04-23
Image Number: 142135
Caption: We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … An "Indiana Jones" producer says he can't imagine anyone other than Harrison Ford playing Indiana Jones in the upcoming sequels. This means Ford may be playing the intrepid archaeologist well into his eighties. Breaking news!!!!! He's way too young for me, but he could raid my Temple of Doom any day. We now return you to "The Price is Right."
     
37. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-29 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-29 Pub. Date: 2016-02-29
Image Number: 139842
Caption: Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt with heretics.
     
38. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-28 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-28 Pub. Date: 2016-02-28
Image Number: 139003
Caption: I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to play!" We've got some week-old coffee I haven't thrown out yet. That's pretty dangerous. Gimme a large and keep it coming.
     
39. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-31 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-31 Pub. Date: 2016-01-31
Image Number: 137772
Caption: I wonder what life was like before the internet. What are you talking about? You don't have to wonder what life was like before the internet. You were here! We have no proof of that. I've googled myself. There's no reference to me existing prior to 1994. No blog posts, no photos, not tweets. I mean sure, you can find my birth certificate, but that means nothing. There is nothing online that was written by me, personally, prior to 1994. Stop that!!! I found a box of old polaroids, they're supposedly pictures of me as a child. But there's no proof of that. There are no photos of me that have verifiable metadata or time stamps prior to 1994. Don't look at me like that. There isn't a single link proving you existed prior to 1997 ... so respect your elders. STOP THAT!!!
     
40. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-26 old age 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-26 Pub. Date: 2015-12-26
Image Number: 136907
Caption: Well, another year is coming to a close. I'd like to thank you for a job well done, nemesis. I just serve coffee. Yes, but you do it so poorly, as if you have the coordination of a two-year-old. And every word out of your mouth is vapid and narcissistic. Day in and day out, you have provided me with a slovenly example of youth that makes me feel very, very good to be old. So ... good job. That you for being you, loser! I love being important.
     
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