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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-05 nutrition 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169359
Caption: Beyond the Paleo. Find modern life emasculating? Try a pseudo-scientific diet! Rarr! Caveman no eat grains! Never mind that actual prehistoric people ate hugely varied diets. Cartoon cavemen are more marketable. The Paleo Cave. Meat Cozies 50% oof. Yes we have 20 flavors of squirrel jerky! Paleo not enough? There's the all-meat diet (for real). Or go even further ... I don't eat no grass-fed sissy cows! Only cannibal cows! Dudebro Ranch. 100% beef-fed beef. Coming soon: Caveman healthcare! Doc, I think I'm having a heart attack. Sorry. Life is nasty, brutish and short!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-19 nutrition 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-19 Pub. Date: 2017-06-19
Image Number: 159665
Caption: The Scarlet Lunch. For decades, many U.S. kids without lunch money have been given low-grade substitute lunches and sometimes put to work. Five more minutes of mopping and you can get your shame sandwich! Clearly, there's a problem here … with poor kids not pulling their weight. These little moochers, sitting at desks being taught. Back in my day, the poor kids shoveled coal into furnaces at the carriage factory! Maybe it's time to stop giving free textbooks and chairs to these education queens. Emmie, can you read page 126 about Reaganomics for us? Actually, no. America: Keepin' it class-y! I'll take one. Loser. Poor.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-16 nutrition 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-16 Pub. Date: 2016-05-16
Image Number: 143538
Caption: Degrade School. For real: McDonald's holds a school fundraiser called "McTeacher Night" in which teachers must serve food to students at McDonald's Mrs. Hubbard! Keep studying, Tanya, and you can be like me someday. Yes, rather than fund schools properly, let's poison our already pre-diabetic kids! When I grow up, I want to get a good job to pay for my insulin shots! M. And the money is pathetic. But ... why did the clown keep most of the cash? Be quiet. You made $1.50. Coming soon: Nicotine Night! Each cigarette smoked - 10¢ for your school! Altria™. Keep puffing, Bobby! Or don't you want chairs this year?
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-06-03 nutrition 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-06-04 Pub. Date: 2013-06-03
Image Number: 97832
Caption: The GOP is trying to cut food stamps. Aw, SNAP! There goes that gravy train. I was living so high on the hog - all the pureed peas I could eat! I know. I used to SLAM that Gerber Peach Cobbler. So, what now? I guess it's time to pull ourselves up by our bootie straps. Unemployment Office. Where are we, anyway? I don't know, but I'm getting hungry.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-03-18 nutrition 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-03-19 Pub. Date: 2013-03-18
Image Number: 94900
Caption: Giant sugary drinks are a far greater threat to public health than marijuana. Introducing the mag that treats them like the drugs they are! Synthesize your own! Sickest syrup recipes for the home lab, p. 7. High Fructose Corn Syrup Times. Comic: The Fabulous Furry Fructose Brothers. p. 31. Drink Ban Horror Story. "I had to add sugar to my coffee myself." p. 19. 60 Ounces Of Sweet Mountain Dewbie. Groovy Glass "Water" Straws. p. 56. "The Hummingbird." How Big A Poophead Are You? Take our quiz, p. 24. Social Sipper. Chronic. Sorensen. The Legacy of Cob Marley. p. 67.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-11-21 nutrition 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-11-21 Pub. Date: 2011-11-21
Image Number: 86596
Caption: Slowpoke. The frozen pizza industry successfully fought a rule requiring that school lunch pizza actually contain a significant about of tomato paste to count as a veggie. What's next in … The War on Vegetables. Finding ways to remove nutrients from food. We should stop looking for handouts from the food we eat. Formation of the Grease Party. The founding fathers loved cheesy fries! Gardening criminalized. Step away from the hydroponic tomatoes and come out with your hands up! But - but - they're MEDICINAL! Mass veggie burning. My kids won't be exposed to this filth!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 nutrition 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 86615
Caption: Slowpoke. After years of lobbying by the food industry, the House recently passed the National Uniformity For Food Act which negates states' food safety laws in favor of weaker federal regulation. (Crossed out) WARNINGL This food contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer. What other new food safety laws lie ahead? Nutrition Label Reform - relaxes burdensome accuracy requirements. I can't believe these only contain one gram of fat. Tallow Twists. Rockin' Jalapeno Flavor. Heart Healthy. The Pretty Produce Act - Airbrushed fruit legalized. In the age of Photoshop, people demand perfection! Why not give it to them? Nature's Bosom Bananas. PSSSHT! Eventually, labeling is no longer an issue, as the food industry convinces people toxins are good for them. New Merculoids! Mountains of Mmm - mmm - Methylmercury in every bite! Mommy! I want Merculoids! I want Merculoids! Yes, dear.
     
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