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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-10-01 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-10-01 Pub. Date: 2018-10-01
Image Number: 174288
Caption: Sir, I saw you assigned the Judge Groperman account to Dick Fink. That's my account, sir. Why would you do that? Now that Groperman's been accused of attacking a woman, I thought maybe you would be more comfortable not handling his P.R. campaign. I see. Are you sure it's not because you're afraid I'll sabotage the campaign to make sure the state senate rejects his nomination? Yayle. I would never even think of doing such a thing. Clearly not. All cretins are innocent until proven guilty.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-02-04 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-02-04 Pub. Date: 2018-02-04
Image Number: 167354
Caption: More than 170 million of us might have radium in our tap water, Clyde. Radium. Do you have any idea what this means? What it mean, Big L? Canada or Bust! It means we may be drinking radioactive water. It could cause all sorts of things: anemia, bone cancer, cataracts, fractured teeth, death ... invisibility, super speed, wings, teleportation, mind-reading, laser eyes, crime-fighting, and a spandex-and-cape fetish. I'm just trying to look on the bright side of living in a country where the White House keeps nominating a person who's known for falsifying data to get around water safety regulations to be head of the White House Council of Environmental Quality. I don't drink nothin' but Pepsi, bruh, so I don't care 'bout none of this. I'm gonna have to start working out if I have to wear spandex.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-01-13 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-01-13 Pub. Date: 2018-01-13
Image Number: 167094
Caption: I had a dream. I dreamt that in 2020, "The Rock" runs for president as an independent. The Republicans nominate Trump again. Democrats are so overconfident that they nominate the corpse of Woodrow Wilson. And while we're all distracted, Congress quietly eliminates elections altogether and they appoint an immortal A.I. as the chairman and CEO of the American Corporate Empire, LLC. I think I like Martin Luther King's "I have a dream" speech better. I'd tell you the rest, but you might as well just watch "The Matrix."
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2016-12-29 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2016-12-29 Pub. Date: 2016-12-29
Image Number: 152627
Caption: I think the main lesson from this election is, liberal elites should stop looking down on people who think minorities are taking their country. Liberals should be more sensitive to the feelings of those who just worry about their jobs, and about how they can tell jokes about gays and the blacks anymore without being called a bigot. That is clearly the main lesson. Maybe the main lesson is Democrats should nominate someone people like. The other lesson for liberals is they should be conservatives.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-08-20 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-08-20 Pub. Date: 2015-08-20
Image Number: 131277
Caption: I'd hate to be Bill if Bernie takes the nomination away from Hillary. How do you comfort your spouse when she gets trounced by obscure guys who came out of nowhere … Twice? She's grown. She'd get over it. He'd have to make sure he never said the words "tortoise" or "hare" again.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-04-06 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-04-06 Pub. Date: 2014-04-06
Image Number: 109064
Caption: You know why the conservatives in the senate killed President Obama's "Debo Adegbile" nomination, right? Lennox. Flatbush. Rollo's Cuts. They said it was 'cause Adegbile represented a "cop-killer" in court. Other people say it's because he's got a record of fighting those voter ID laws, an' Republicans don't want someone in the Justice Department who's good at fighting their voter ID laws. But they're all wrong. You wanna know the REAL reason they killed that nomination? ... Because they could. That still doesn't explain why you shaved an ad for your shop onto the back of my head.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2013-08-25 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2013-08-25 Pub. Date: 2013-08-25
Image Number: 100295
Caption: Is it premature to say HILLARY CLINTON'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT just because she had lunch with President Obama? Mainstream Media. She's running for President? OF COURSE I have no way of knowing, so it would be wrong to say IT'S INEVITABLE. ARE YOU GOING TO BE VOTING FOR HER WHEN or if SHE RUNS? Well ... Sure, I'll think about it. What about if SHE'LL BE RUNNING AGAINST RAND PAUL, WHO IS not even THE FRONT-RUNNER FOR THE GOP NOMINATION. Then would you vote for her?
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2009-06-11 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2009-06-11 Pub. Date: 2009-06-11
Image Number: 35002
Caption: Mainstream Media. Obama's Latina Supreme Court nominee said she thinks a Latina woman could make wiser rulings than a White man. …About race and sex discrimination cases. Wait… What was that? SOME very few PEOPLE ARE CALLING HER A BIGOT!
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-12-13 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-12-13 Pub. Date: 2008-12-13
Image Number: 28590
Caption: Say what? Barack Obama wants me to be his new pastor. But he thinks you're a raving right-wing Liberal hater. They said something about a "Team of Rivals." He wants to be surrounded with people who disagree with him and will actively work to sabotage him. What did they say when you confessed you're not Conservative at all? I have no idea what you're talking about, you Godless Liberal elitist.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-10 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-10 Pub. Date: 2008-09-10
Image Number: 26602
Caption: In other news, Democratic vice presidential hopeful Joe Biden has run away. How could this happen, Chuck? Well, two theories, Wolf. First: McCain chose Sarah Palin, a woman, as his running mate. Some say Biden ran because the Obama campaign asked him to undergo a sex change operation so he could attack Palin in debates without turning off women voters. Stunning. And the second theory? Well... There's actually just one theory.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-09-09 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-09-09 Pub. Date: 2008-09-09
Image Number: 26601
Caption: Heh. Obama picked Joe Biden for VP 'cause Biden could DESTROY any debate opponent. But McCain picked a woman! No one wants to see a man attack a woman! The Dems are so gonna lose! There's nothing they can do about it. Nothing! Meanwhile, across town... You want me to WHAT? Hear me out, Joe. Sex change clinic.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-03-11 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-03-11 Pub. Date: 2008-03-11
Image Number: 22271
Caption: Clyde… You're a superdelegate?! Tsk. Yeh, ain't that a blip? I got thangs to do, Big L. Crosswalks to ignore, corners to stand on… Shoot, I can't be wastin' time decidin' on whether Clinton or Obama get nominated. HOW THE @#$% DID YOU BECOME A SUPERDELEGATE?! Nobody knows.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2008-01-19 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2008-01-19 Pub. Date: 2008-01-19
Image Number: 21205
Caption: I figured out what Obama needs to do if he wins the nomination. If he wins, you just know thousands of bigots are going bullet shopping. So he's gotta pick a vice president that bigots'll hate worse… Someone the bigots wouldn't want to risk becoming president. Obviously, his running mate should be an illegal immigrant.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-02-04 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-02-05 Pub. Date: 2007-02-04
Image Number: 16012
Caption: Gregs-list.org. Jobs: TV_video/find talent. Opera Singer for commercial jingle. Search. Experienced opera singer available for freelance work. 25 years of broadcast, national, international, regional and local work experience. Multiple awards, including six Emmys, nine Clios, and an Academy Award-nominated theme song from "Time Bandits 3." Clients include Spielberg, Lucas, Almodovar, Whedon, Moore, Straczynski, Eastwood, Hitchcock, Lasseter, etc. Lost all reels, pay stubs in a fire and have no documentation. However, just speaking with me you will know I have the pipes. Oh, and sometimes my past clients pretend they've never even heard of me. It's a little game we play.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-08 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-08 Pub. Date: 2005-11-08
Image Number: 12131
Caption: Say, ain't you the log the President nominated to the Supreme Court? Man, that was rough the way Bush just punked out an' dropped you. Made you look kinda dumb. I feel you, Dawg. It hurts too much to talk about.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-11-02 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-11-02 Pub. Date: 2005-11-02
Image Number: 12087
Caption: People are calling me pathetic because I wrote on my blog that I interviewed a ghost. If only I'd videotaped the interview as proof. They're saying I'm incompetent and untrustworthy. It'll blow over. It's not so bad. One of them called me a loser, Susan. That's not too bad. President Bush called and asked me to be a Supreme Court Justice. Ok. it's bad.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-10-22 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-10-22 Pub. Date: 2005-10-22
Image Number: 11967
Caption: In other news, the log President Bush nominated to the supreme court has made it through confirmation hearings. The log refused to answer questions about abortion, euthanasia, torture, or it's own personal history. Senators complained that all their questions went unanswered. Nevertheless, all republican senators and 22 democrats have signaled they will vote to confirm the log. In other news, Tom Cruise is pregnant.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-10-21 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-10-21 Pub. Date: 2005-10-21
Image Number: 11966
Caption: The log President Bush nominated to the supreme court faces senate questioning. Mr. Log, what's your position on the right to privacy? Mr. Log, I get the feeling you're stownealling.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-10-20 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-10-20 Pub. Date: 2005-10-20
Image Number: 11965
Caption: President Bush nominates a log to the supreme court on the United States. The response from some quarters is predictable. Die-hard Bush opponents. This is a fascist log bent on repealing Roe v. Wade. Die-hard Bush supporters. I have faith in the president's judgment. If he trusts the log, I say we trust him. Clyde. Where does the log stand on stealin' punks' wallets?
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2005-10-19 nomination 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2005-10-19 Pub. Date: 2005-10-19
Image Number: 11964
Caption: President Bush defends his nomination of a log to the supreme court. I've known this log for a long time, folks. This log has a good heart. Logs don't have hearts, Mr. President. Or any internal organs for that matter. They're inanimate objects, sir. Now hold on -- The log deserves respect.
     
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