I'd like to see
comics and
cartoons about ...


No need to add
comics or cartoons
to your keywords!

Advanced Search
Know the
image number?


Find
comics and cartoons
for:

Books
Magazines
Newsletters
Presentations
Websites

 

Find Cartoons by: Cartoonist I
Advanced Search I Keyword(s)


Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

Comics and cartoons about no problems.

These are available for you to license for books, magazines, newsletters, presentations and websites.
Roll-over each thumbnail and click on the image that appears to see links for licensing.
Questions? Please let us know.

View results from all properties Refine Search View Related Subjects

Result page:     (16 images)


1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-17 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-17 Pub. Date: 2019-06-17
Image Number: 178191
Caption: The House is Too Damn Big. From the WSJ: Wealthy retirees are having trouble selling their oversized houses … because younger buyers don't want them. When are today's kids going to grow up and buy my 7,500 square foot fantasy Tuscan villa? For sale. Economic trends are partly to blame. Uh ... Maybe after I pay off my student loans I could afford, like, a bathroom? You'd better pay those off - I own the student loan company! It's a trophy home. I thought you liked getting trophies. This is 20 miles from town and has a Godzilla-sized carbon footprint. A carbon what? Fortunately, there is a solution! I don't own a car. No problem. I'm an Uber driver! Freelance Flats. Gig economy workers only.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-01-14 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-01-14 Pub. Date: 2019-01-14
Image Number: 175892
Caption: No Government, No Problem! Fed. Employee paycheck. 0.00. At least an illegal isn't taking your paycheck! Romaine hearts. Not inspected. I'm protecting you from dirty, diseased migrant children! Joshua Tree National Park. We need a wall so people can't come in and destroy our country! Don't worry! The border wall will protect your charred remains!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-02 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-02 Pub. Date: 2018-04-02
Image Number: 170368
Caption: Parkland Potshots. Welcome to Gun Gab. How about those student protesters? Ugh! They're all like, we don't want other kids' vital organs to be pulverized by bullets. Such entitled divas! They need to learn how to die stoically in silence, like the real men in all the Vietnam movies I've watched. These brats have absolutely no concern for the coming apocalypse, when I'll have to fend off mobs of looting brown people and their zombie equivalents! These students don't get that the problem isn't guns - it's that we're raising rage-filled nutjobs incapable of human empathy! Yeah!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-19 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-19 Pub. Date: 2018-03-19
Image Number: 169848
Caption: Assault on Reason. Some argue that the students protesting school shootings just don't appreciate gun culture. If these kids did some target practice, they'd see that guns aren't scary. They're like warm, fuzzy puppies that bullets come out of! Never mind that the students aren't against guns used for hunting or sport. Look, we're just trying to keep mass slaughter machines out of the hands of people who only recently stopped eating their own boogers. Never again. Protect kids. Then there's the you can't criticize guns unless you're a gun expert lines. Oh hey, that's a Bushmaster AR-15 with 100-round dual drums.Can I live now? Yes, if everyone just understood guns, mass shootings would no longer be a problem. Pow pow pow. Hello! I like hunting and - ack!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-22 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-22 Pub. Date: 2017-08-22
Image Number: 161990
Caption: Finally seeing the (torch) light. Coddled infants! Be open to both sides! No white supremacist speakers on our campus. Um … It's history! Your "political correctness" is the real threat. Gen. Whipley Masterson. Confederate Hero. The Nazis are coming! The Nazis are coming! Already they threaten the townfolk! It's just free speech! Okay, maybe we have a teeny problem here. Stop hate.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-19 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-19 Pub. Date: 2017-06-19
Image Number: 159665
Caption: The Scarlet Lunch. For decades, many U.S. kids without lunch money have been given low-grade substitute lunches and sometimes put to work. Five more minutes of mopping and you can get your shame sandwich! Clearly, there's a problem here … with poor kids not pulling their weight. These little moochers, sitting at desks being taught. Back in my day, the poor kids shoveled coal into furnaces at the carriage factory! Maybe it's time to stop giving free textbooks and chairs to these education queens. Emmie, can you read page 126 about Reaganomics for us? Actually, no. America: Keepin' it class-y! I'll take one. Loser. Poor.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-29 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-29 Pub. Date: 2016-08-29
Image Number: 148111
Caption: The University of Chicago Guide to Free Speech. Some clarifications to our recent letter mandating "freedom of expression" on campus. Are you from a dominant social group saying "politically incorrect" things? That is speech. We'll protect it! Are you from a minority group protesting something said by the previous group? That was racist. ! Proceed with caution, you coddled millennial. Are you an invited speaker to whom we are paying a hefty fee, and also a war criminal/online harasser/extreme bigot/anti-science kook? We've got your back! Want to peacefully protest your university granting legitimacy to this person? Disinvite the bigot. Sorry, voicing that opinion is not speech. We are VERY, VERY concerned about "trigger warnings." (Shout out to right-wing donors!) Yeah! But, no need to mention the problem of campus sexual assault. Are you an LGBT student looking for a place where you don't have to worry about being harassed? Sorry, no "safe spaces," you wimps! Wait, we have those already? Oops.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-01-18 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-01-18 Pub. Date: 2016-01-18
Image Number: 138134
Caption: Behind the Scenes at the Trump Girl Group Tryouts. The Authoritaritots. Build a wall, or kill 'em all! Very good. The Propagandettes. No problem under the sun can't be solved with a gun! Thank you, girls! Li'l Brownshirts. Hey hey, it's not mystery! Blood alone moves the wheels of history. Nice Mussolini quote. USA Freedom Kids. Deal from strength or get crushed every time! Actual lyrics. You're hired!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-19 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-19 Pub. Date: 2015-10-19
Image Number: 134228
Caption: Voter Suppression Funnies. After passing voter ID laws, Alabama is now closing DMVs in majority-black counties. Closed. Dept of Motor Vehicles. Shoot, these lazy welfare queens have plenty of time to drive to another county! Kansas is requiring proof of citizenship when registering to vote, tripping up lots of young people. It's no problem! Birth certificate. Kansas. Because I never leave home without my birth certificate! Coming soon: More "fraud" fighting! Under 35 must register on "Voter Island". From now on, all rural black voters will have to register at Big Bubba's Confederate Flag Emporium!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-08 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-08 Pub. Date: 2014-09-08
Image Number: 116358
Caption: Phone Phunnies. What would make the new iPhone 6 REALLY worth standing in line all night for? Makes the world outside the phone as pretty and well-designed as an Apple product. Before. After. Has "cure Ebola" app. Enables you to email yourself as an attachment to another iPhone. No problem. I'll just send myself over! Talks people who can't afford it into buying an Android. Seriously, you should take the savings and pay down your debt. In fact, maybe we just need an honesty app. I can't solver all your problems. I'm just a phone.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-21 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-21 Pub. Date: 2014-07-21
Image Number: 114268
Caption: Hey, nation-states! Do you have territorial issues? Long-lost borders you'd like to reclaim? Call 1-800 Goon Squad. We'll help you arm your rebel friends with lots of cool military gizmos.* What is it? I dunno. Try pushing a button. *Training and radar systems not included. "If your rebels have any problems at all, they can just call our hotline. Igor is standing by." Hello, Goon Squad? I think I just shot down a civilian airliner. No problem. We will send train for de bodies. Trust our proven damage control strategies! No plane here. No Russia help. You stay you die.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-31 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-31 Pub. Date: 2012-01-31
Image Number: 89014
Caption: Slowpoke. Politics 101 with Professor P. Today's lesson: "It's the system, stupid." People who don't get the Occupy Wall Street movement accuse protesters of "hating the rich." You got a problem with success? We are the 99%. These people turn criticism of a political system into a personal attack. No, I just think you should pay a higher tax rate than your secretary. hater! Let's try an exercise in thinking like them! I don't want my child playing with this lead paint-covered toy from China. We should regulate these products better! Oh, so you hate Chinese people! See how easy it is? Okay class, now you try it! "Babies should not be fed to zoo crocodiles." What do you have against reptiles? Very good!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-02 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-02 Pub. Date: 2012-01-02
Image Number: 89011
Caption: Slowpoke. 2012: A Mad Lib Odyssey. (Presidential candidate) will commit a gaffe during a campaign stop at a deep-fried (dessert) eatery in (rust belt state). Someone who refuses whipped cream on fried fudge is clearly out of touch with the people! (Rabidly anti-gay political figure) will be caught in a (luxury automobile) with a male escort named (beloved tv action hero). I don't know how I wound up in that car, but I do know marriage equals one man and one woman! You will intimately get to know the life story of an Olympic athlete who was run over by a (large farm equipment) at age three, and overcame a harrowing addiction to (animal tranquilizer) to become a champion at (sport you haven't thought about since the last Olympics). Wheaties. Hammer throw champ. After a brutal election cycle dominated by wildly inaccurate attack ads from (shadowy superpac), (conventional wisdom spewer) will declare "the system worked." No problems here!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-06-25 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-06-25 Pub. Date: 2011-06-25
Image Number: 89275
Caption: Slowpoke. Welcome to Ball*Mart. The conservative majority on the supreme court just killed a class-action lawsuit against Wal-Mart despite overwhelming evidence of sex discrimination. The company has written a policy against discrimination, so it can't be sued. Duh! Actual reasoning. Um ... Clearly we should only concern ourselves with companies that have officially gone on the record with their sexism. Recruitment video. At Galactabank, we're proud to be an unequal opportunity employer. Bros before hos, as we like to say! But short of that, what would it take for Scalia to see a problem? Ball*mart executive boardroom. Bitchez keep out. Under my thumb! Seems fine to me! Perhaps if glass ceilings were tinted? Bonk. See? It's really there! Hmm ... No, I still don't see it. Management.
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86642
Caption: Slowpoke. Teabagger Ironies. Their biggest fears about health care reform are already happening. Bureaucrats will decide who gets care and who is left to DIE! No. WellNexus tm. Health Insurance. De-nied! Stamp. They despise "big government" but had no problem with Bush as an all-powerful "unitary executive." Wiretap all you want, but DON'T TREAD ON ME by offering me a competing insurance plan! They claim to care about saving taxpayers money while fighting a bill that would save everyone money. I don't get this "stealth tax" idea about runaway health care costs. Waste of money can only come form th' guv'mint! Skritch! Skritch! They talk about "individual empowerment" but would leave the self-employed individual powerless. WellNexus tm. Health Insurance. Your application has been DENIED due to your pre-existing condition of existing. Should've gotten a salaried job with bennies!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-08 no problem 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-08 Pub. Date: 2008-12-08
Image Number: 90999
Caption: Slowpoke. And now a word from the Secretary of the Treasury … Drooly Julie. My fellow Americans, it's time to get this country shaking it's moneymaker! To do this, we must look at the origin of our financial crisis: An overextension of the adult novelty industry. Firms like this one invested heavily in exotic sexual devices no one could understand - partner-default swaps, frottage-backed securers, queen-sized suction puppies, and foursquare bean strokers. Nookie Nook. In any event, a lust-based problem requires a lust-based solution ... First, I propose injecting liquidity into the tight credit market - again and again, as necessary. Also, we need to retool the auto industry. As Detroit goes limp, so goes the nation! We need the sexy cars of the future NOW! If workers must get laid off, they need job retraining, like my friend Bud here. Crack! Finally, we need public works projects. I want amateur porn block grants! massive bedroom infrastructure projects! And shtup for America volunteers! S.F.A. "E Duo Unum." Yes, it's time for THE NUDE DEAL!
     
Result page:     (16 images)