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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-08-19 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-08-19 Pub. Date: 2013-08-19
Image Number: 100741
Caption: Seems every entrepreneur wants to be a disruptor these days. Disruptor. TM. Our business model is totally disruptive, disrupting all the things that can be disrupted! Please fund me now. Finding smarter ways of doing things is cool … But is disruption necessarily for the better? Super Krap Mart. Krap Klub. We've disrupted small retailers and shuttered the downtown! WHEE! Is a world that changes faster and faster, throwing the economy into ever-greater chaos, even desirable? Mon 26. You're hired! Tues 27. You're fired. Wed 28. You're also fired. Note: The cartoon you've been reading has been replaced by DISRUPTOON. I am the future! You know you're being dropped from the strip next week.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-02-20 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-02-20 Pub. Date: 2012-02-20
Image Number: 89016
Caption: Slowpoke. RNC insiders discuss voter dissatisfaction with the Republican presidential candidates. What we need is Romney's 1% economics plus Santorum's church lady routine, in an appealing package … But how? Two months later. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce a new candidate genetically-engineered from the DNA of Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Hank Williams Jr. and a Woolly Mammoth: Buck Hunter! No fat chicks. Tv ads are quickly released. Pow! Condom launcher. 99%. I love lassoin' up Occupy Wall Street protesters and usin' condoms for target practice! The GOP base is ecstatic. I could have a beer with Buck! I mean, he's some sort of mutant hybrid, but he's one of us! Next week: Scandal - Buck made using stem cells!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-09 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-09 Pub. Date: 2011-10-09
Image Number: 89000
Caption: Slowpoke. Welcome back to Politics 101 with Professor Perkins. Today we'll be discussing the word "entitlements." This is an actual billboard spotted in Washington State. Should people collecting entitlements be allowed to vote? Note the two possible meanings of "entitlement." Entitlement programs. Your hard work is rewarded later. Sense of entitlement. Spoiled brat who thinks the world owes them something. Calling Social Security an entitlement invites this confusion. What is we called babies entitlements? Doctor, where's my son? Who do you think you are. The queen mother? Just because you gave birth to him doesn't mean your entitled to keep him! Next week: Should people who don't understand entitlements be allowed to vote?
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-07 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-07 Pub. Date: 2011-05-07
Image Number: 89290
Caption: Slowpoke. The President's advisers plot election strategy. Here's how we win in 2012: We pick a message that appeals to Democrats, Republicans, Tea Partiers, Progressives, Libertarians, LaRouchies, Flat-Earthers, and Neo-Primitive Anarchists. Clinton triangulated. We're going to OCTANGULATE. Researchers manage to find a point of octopartisan agreement. My fellow Americans, no "star wars" prequels were made during my first term, and none will be made during my second! Mainstream news outlets applaud the non-controversial stance. TIME. Bringing the nation together. Consensus at last. Back at Campaign HQ ... How are we doing? Well, unemployment is still incredibly high, and the country's infrastructure is falling apart, but your poll numbers are holding steady. So we're set to roll out the pro-puppy message next week.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-03-08 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-03-08 Pub. Date: 2010-03-08
Image Number: 90485
Caption: Skowpoke. World's Scientists Flummoxed by Snowstorm. This just in! A recent snowstorm has climate scientists baffled! Totally Breaking News: Global Warming - NOT! What can I say? I didn’t see this one coming at all. A SNOWSTORM! Can't argue with that. Dr. James Hansen, NASA. "The intergovernmental panel on climate change has called an emergency session to address the issue." Greetings, fellow scientists! SNOW? WTF?! How could this happen? A lifetime of research - ruined! Order, order! "Meanwhile, other climatologists are taking the news in stride." Come July, you will all forget the snow and believe our hoax again! BWAH HA-HA! Next week: Rain in Europe disproves drought in Africa!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-11-30 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-11-30 Pub. Date: 2009-11-30
Image Number: 90476
Caption: Slowpoke. D.I.Y. Recovery. With the government's hands seemingly tied, what can ordinary citizens do to get the economy moving again? Civilian Metal Detecting Corps: Squadrons of the unemployed will spend their days seeking buried treasure for us all. BEEP! Flash Mob Stimulus: Each week, some business gets lucky. Papa Porcini's. It's LOCAL PIZZA day! Mama mia! Newspapers are next. The Bailed-out Banker Price Adjuster: Step one - All merchants pitch in for a nationwide, biometric banker identification system. Double mocha with extra whipped cream, please. I.D. Affirmative. Chase Perkins. Goldman Sachs. 2009 Bonus: $6.2 Million. Step Two - Prices are then pegged to the banker's year-end bonus. That'll be $12,000. 6.2 mil doesn't go as far as it used to!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-04-13 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-04-13 Pub. Date: 2009-04-13
Image Number: 91011
Caption: Slowpoke. Small Business Meets The Virtual Vortex. In the beginning, you did your work, and it was good. 4-course meals on a stick. A dozen by noon? You got it. Then you needed a website. Ta-da! 4-course-meals-on-a-stick.com. But that wasn't enough. You needed a blog. This week I'm offering two meals on a stick for the price of one! PUBLISH! Blogger. Next, you needed to join social networking sites to point people to your blog. New blog post about my big sale! http://tinyurl.com/ctd9dq. Then - how to find new friends to follow your social networking feeds? Join UBERFRIENDER, of course! Add uberfriend? Yes. No. With web 2.0 getting so crowded, a new site allows you to post "PLORKS" linking only to your most important updates. Don't miss my tweet from 11:27 today! Plorker. Eventually ... Wait a minute ... I forget what I do for a living!! Meanwhile, in a spacecraft hovering above Earth: HA HA! The humans will soon cease all productive activity and then we can invade!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-03-02 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-03-02 Pub. Date: 2009-03-02
Image Number: 91006
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. Perkins vs. The Recession. Dear Diary, As you know, I was laid off from the comic strip last week. The hunt for a new job is not going well. First I tried trolling for prawns on a fishing vessel. Pay was on a per-prawn basis. All I caught was a soggy old soft-cushioned toilet seat. But it didn't matter. In the afternoon, the prawn market crashed and I was laid off. Next I took a position assisting with pug insemination. But the stud services company had invested with Bernie Madoff. I was laid off. In an act of desperation, I tried out for a bit part in Beetle Bailey. Miss Buxley! I've got a package for the General! But the whole strip got outsourced to a sixteen year-old in Korea. The next day ... Slowpoke wants to hire me back at half my former pay and publish my diaries. Huzzah!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-10-20 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-10-20 Pub. Date: 2008-10-20
Image Number: 91257
Caption: Slowpoke. Great Moments In Equality. The glass ceiling cracked some more this week as Sarah Palin showed female politicians can be WORLD-CLASS lying scumbags. For so long, the people have asked "Where are the great female liars in politics?" Well, Sarah Palin had proven those sexists wrong! Pamela Tutwillow. Historian of Presidential Prevarication. "This strong, proud, defiant woman is clearly not afraid to stand up and tell the untruth!" I said "Thanks but no thanks" to the Bridge to Nowhere! Our enemies in Iraq planned and carried out and rejoiced in the death of thousands of Americans. Even Bush admitted there was no link between Iraq and 9/11. You go girl! Next week: Will women ever close the shooting spree gap? We'll talk to one young lady who's GUNNING FOR GLORY! Keep the faith, sisters!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-06-02 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-06-02 Pub. Date: 2008-06-02
Image Number: 91239
Caption: Slowpoke. More Kneejerkin'. It's time for another round of "Kneejerkin'," the game in which I try to get ordinary people to oppose their own beliefs! It's easy - just watch! Quick - Who's more of a "real American"; someone from Indiana or Maryland? What a silly question. What about someone from "the heartland" or a "costal elite"? The heartland of course! Score! Hello there, sir! How should we respond to the housing crisis? Do we need consumer protections? Why, absolutely! How about reams of regulation? Uh! Regulation bad! Make brain hurt! Score again! Excuse me - Do you think the country needs to head in a completely different direction? Yes indeedy. Are you voting for McCain? Yep! I just like him! Bingo! Three for three! Next week: Wedge Issue Wedgies!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-05-05 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-05-05 Pub. Date: 2008-05-05
Image Number: 91235
Caption: Slowpoke. Pop Culture Periscope. This week: Metrosexual backlash! The scraggly hipster beard is the next frontier in cool for men tired of emo chic! "Ahab meets rehab." Paired with Arty classes, it’s not your father's machismo! Minutemen. The market quickly responds ... Cellphones made from animal parts provide gruff-yet-quirky contrast to sleek gadgets. "The Horner." The Hoofer." Indifference. Fragrance for men. Anticologne smells faintly of mildew. The movement grows, leading to "Hemingway Night" in bars throughout the land. The nacho is crisp. It is good. The beer head also rises. Papa. Of course, at some point the look approaches Ted Nugent territory.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92339
Caption: Slowpoke. Drooly Julie's Culture Corner. Welcome to "The Lust Lab," the pave to find those with the grind on their mind! Today's topic is REPUBLICAN SEX SCANDALS! First caller, you're on the air. ON AIR. Hi, Drooly! So what's up with all these closeted Republicans who oppose gay marriage? They're trying to protect hot, closeted boffing, of course! The Democrats would usher in an age of boring, married, Norman Rockwell boinking! Next caller! Love the show, Drooly! How about that Bernie Kerik? You mean Rudy Giuliani's Chief of Police and business partner who used an apartment donated for ground zero rescue workers as his own personal nookie nest? the crucial question is: Did Kerik give his mistress mustache rides? Rudy could lose the female vote if he didn't! Bernie's Love Lair! Also, don't forget Bob Allen of Florida who offered a cop a BJ, or Senator David Vitter, who had a thing for whores! So ... Is there anything they Haven't done? I don't think they've been caught at a Trekkie convention in a Klingon circle jerk ... But I'm sure they'll have that covered by next week!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92340
Caption: Slowpoke. Factoid Fun. This week: spotlight on John Edward's hair! Brought to you by … Smart Bombs TM. Breakfast Cereal. Smart Bombs. "Treat your cranium to depleted uranium!" From the "What's more wasteful?" dept. … The number of John Edwards' haircuts it takes to equal one Iraq war is 1.05 billion and counting. That's one haircut a week for the next 20 million years! The average human head has 100,000 hairs. This means John Edwards has fewer hairs than the number of people who have died in Darfur! Cross-section of Edwards' scalp. Genocide. If John Edwards' hair had been President for the past few years, the country would be in BETTER SHAPE THAN IT IS NOW! Should we escalate in Iraq, sir? I'll take your silence as a "no." You know, we could fire U.S. attorneys who don't abuse their power. Er - or not. Tip o' the pen to Scott J.
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-09-18 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-09-18 Pub. Date: 2006-09-18
Image Number: 86623
Caption: Slowpoke. Kneejerkin'. Welcome back to "Late Night With Mr. Perkins." Let's play a little game I call "Kneejerkin'," in which I try to get average Americans to oppose their own beliefs. Here comes one now! Hello, sir. Do you prefer food that does not contain poison? Hell yeah! Would you eat organic food? I ain't no flower-sniffer, buddy. Score. Excuse me, ma'am. Do you support universal health care? Oh yes, that would be nice. Do you want insurance provided by a government bureaucracy? DAMN GUV'MINT CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT! Score again! Hi there. Should we regulate pollution and protect national parks. Yes. We must think of our children. Are you an environmentalist? I hate those smelly tree-huggers! Three for three. Next week: Kneejerkin' in Hackensack!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 92675
Caption: Slowpoke. Drooly Julie's Culture Corner. Welcome to "The Lust Lab," where we talk nonstop about the horizontal bop! This week, due to a bizarre programming mistake, I'm filling in for rabid right-winger Laura Ingraham. First caller! ON AIR. Yeah. I just wanted to say that English should be the national language. Well, I prefer the universal language of love. I speak the humpinese dialect myself. Nothing achieves national unity like sweet porking! But- *sputter* (click) Next caller! Drooly, do you support our troops? Support the troops? I think of them constantly - their chiseled flesh bronzed by the desert sun, covered with a light dew of perspiration ... (pant!) That's not supporting - Hey, if all the troops had to look forward to was your sad prudish ass, they'd never get through the war! Next caller! Ma'am, it's sick perverts like yourself who are bringing this country down! On the contrary, I'm bringing this country up! I'm a red-blooded patriot into white-hot canoodling under blue American skies! I'm a uniter, not a divider-of start-spangled booty!
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 next week 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92659
Caption: Slowpoke. THIS WEEK in GEEK CHIC. Steve Dengler, 29, of Bend, Oregon has successfully re-created an entire outfit he wore as a first-grader in 1981. Hideous Brown Jacket-Vest. Western-Motifed Shirt. Arrestingly Large Pantcuffs. Kangaroos. 1981. 2004. Claire Waldorff, 22, of Athens, Georgia has taken the introverted bookworm look to the next level with vanity headgear serving no orthodontic purpose whatsoever. Pam Chen, 32, of Stanford, California is the first person to complete a PH.D in nanoparticle physics solely as a fashion statement. I get to wear a lab coat and draw Devo hats in atoms. Top that! Our Friend Boron. Xenon Magnified Fifty Trillion Times. Gary Giblet, 27, or Parma, Ohio is one of the few remaining un-ironic geeks. Gary's style may well be the look of the future! Huh?
     
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