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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-27 newspaper 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-27 Pub. Date: 2018-03-27
Image Number: 169936
Caption: Privacy Breakthrough. We, the world's top cybersecurity experts, propose an alternative to Facebook. It's called the private Russia-proof information & news transitter. This miraculous technology allows you to browse with zero data collection. No one knows which articles I read because I click on them with my mind. The Analog Times. Freed from tyrannical algorithms, you may actually discover non-viral stories. Huh, here's an article about forced arbitration undermining our justice system. Why did no one share this with me? Best of all, P.R.I.N.T. makes enemies of democracy very angry. Curses! Foiled by tree pulp! No what will happen to oligarch-funded psychological warfare? Cambridge Analytica. No data.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-04-07 newspaper 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-08 Pub. Date: 2014-04-07
Image Number: 109990
Caption: Get Your Words' Worth. John Roberts on campaign finance: The government may no more restrict how many candidates a donor may support than it may tell a newspaper how many candidates it may endorse. Like, duh! So, dollars are equivalent to words, which makes exactly as much sense in reverse. That'll be three pronouns, please. As the owner of a large book collection worth billions of words, would you consider donating some to my campaign? Vote me. Of course, Roberts isn't very good at recognizing absurdity. I'm just saying money talks, so it's not corrupting. What's so hard to understand here?
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-08-06 newspaper 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-08-06 Pub. Date: 2012-08-06
Image Number: 86669
Caption: POP CULTURE PERISCOPE. Web ads touting odd tips from moms are EVERYWHERE. Lose belly flab in 10 days with one weird trick discovered by a mom. Scientists are awed by the large number of discoveries. Four years of med school and $100k in student loans, and I'm routinely outclassed by some mom from, strangely, whatever town I happen to be in. The first known instance of such an ad dates back to newspapers circa 1891. ASTOUNDING! This one peculiar gambit devised by a frontierswoman cuts butter churning time in half! Here's one we'd like to see: Learn a mom's one weird trick to get stupid people to click on web ads.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-10-17 newspaper 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-10-17 Pub. Date: 2011-10-17
Image Number: 89605
Caption: Slowpoke. Uh-oh … The unpaid contributors are rioting! I need to eat, too! Freelancers are workers! No cushy "other" source of income here. Huffington Palace. Let the "content providers" whine. Mubarak may cave, but Arianna? Never!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-07-30 newspaper 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-07-30 Pub. Date: 2011-07-30
Image Number: 89281
Caption: Slowpoke. Keepin' em straight through grade eight! A bill in Tennessee would make it illegal for teachers to even mention homosexuality to pupils below 9th grade. I'm sorry officer - The g-word just popped out! Sodomy-free school zone. Tell it to the judge, unwholesome wench! Inspired by Tennessee, Arkansas bans all equals signs from math class. Another symbol is quickly adopted. One man married one woman and they have six kids. How many people are in the family? Not to be outdone, Texas issues protective devices to all children.* Gay-cancelling headphones. Special "hear no queer" technology filters out pervert words. Heterogoggles. Replace one member of a same-sex couple with a person of the opposite sex. So as not to corrupt children who read newspapers, press coverage of these developments is limited. Ban on mentioning [unmentionable] goes into effect. As of today, it is officially illegal to discuss [unmentionable] publicly. While a majority of voters support the move, some [unmentionable] activists oppose the new law. Abigail Swenson, a [unmentionable], stated at a protest rally: "Unfair attack on [unmentionables] will not stand. "When asked ... "
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-01 newspaper 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-01 Pub. Date: 2009-12-01
Image Number: 91020
Caption: Slowpoke. Not to be outdone by the town of Obama, Japan, other places rename. Greetings from … The Obamahamas. The Yeswecanary Islands. Meanwhile, the wee village of McCain, Scotland, is jealous. Take that! News. Obama Wins. Haggis. (The tiny hamlet of Palin, England, remains curiously silent.) Italians immediately commence with celebratory sex. Oh! Oh! OH-BAMA! Election Reactions Around the World. Tibetan monks adopt a new chant: Oooh ... Baaa ... Maaa ... El Diario. Assholios No Mas. Obama es neuvo Presidente de los Estados Unidos. Newspapers across Latin America. Hmm ... It appears the Earthlings may survive for now. We'll be back in 2012. Benign alien scientists.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-11-30 newspaper 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-11-30 Pub. Date: 2009-11-30
Image Number: 90476
Caption: Slowpoke. D.I.Y. Recovery. With the government's hands seemingly tied, what can ordinary citizens do to get the economy moving again? Civilian Metal Detecting Corps: Squadrons of the unemployed will spend their days seeking buried treasure for us all. BEEP! Flash Mob Stimulus: Each week, some business gets lucky. Papa Porcini's. It's LOCAL PIZZA day! Mama mia! Newspapers are next. The Bailed-out Banker Price Adjuster: Step one - All merchants pitch in for a nationwide, biometric banker identification system. Double mocha with extra whipped cream, please. I.D. Affirmative. Chase Perkins. Goldman Sachs. 2009 Bonus: $6.2 Million. Step Two - Prices are then pegged to the banker's year-end bonus. That'll be $12,000. 6.2 mil doesn't go as far as it used to!
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-02-09 newspaper 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-02-09 Pub. Date: 2009-02-09
Image Number: 91004
Caption: Slowpoke. First they came for the record stores, and I said nothing, because I could download for free. The Platter Platter. Closed. Coming soon: Drab Drugstore No. 413791. WHEEEE! Click! Click! I'm too sexy for my shirt … Then they came for the bookstores and I said nothing, because there's always Amazon. The Tome Room. New & Used Books Since 1956. Out Of Business. Future site of Outback Steakhouse. I can't wait until they perfect file-sharing for books! Then they came for the newspapers, and I said nothing, because I just read the blogs that quoted them. The Daily Schlep. Now Leasing! 2400 sq ft luxury lofts in a historic newspaper building! Hmm ... According to news-hoover.com, the Daily Schlep has stopped publishing! Then they came for everything, and I was too flabbergasted to speak. Main St. Cheeseburger in Paradise. And then they came for me ... Please step into the digitron, sir.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-09-08 newspaper 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-09-08 Pub. Date: 2008-09-08
Image Number: 91251
Caption: Slowpoke. Land of the Free! Text of an actual ad in a Canadian newspaper from the Arizona Dept. of Commerce. WANTED: Canadian manufacturer to relocate operations to Arizona. The right project can expect … … Nearly free land, almost no taxes and an affordable and available workforce. Yes, it seems the U.S. is trying to become Canada's China. Were is this headed. Forget Arizona! Bring your business to Georgia. Free land. Docile workers. We'll pay YOU taxes Bonbons on you pillow FOR LIFE! Screw Georgia. Move your factory to ... Wyoming. Land and women for the taking. Radio-controlled labor force. Bonbons on you pillow AND complimentary "Wyoming" bathrobe. "Square State, Square Deal." Eff Wyoming. Real manufacturers come to Texas. Army of cowhand slaveboys. Sleep with the governor's wife. Dispose of civilian population as you see fit. No rules. Just right.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 newspaper 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92347
Caption: Slowpoke. Are you PETRAEUSLY CORRECT? The Senate recently passed a resolution condemning an advertisement that dared to criticize General Petraeus. Confused about what you can and can't say about members of the military? I'm Professor Perkins, and I'm here to help! DO question the patriotism of a triple-amputee Vietnam vet, as the GOP did in attack ads against Sen. Max Cleland. Max Cleland claims he has the courage to lead ... But he's really Osama's best ho! DON'T dare point out that Gen. Petraeus has poppy seeds stuck in his teeth from his breakfast bagel. We're making progress in Anbar! DO mock John Kerry's wounds from Vietnam by passing out "Purple Heart Band-aids" at the Republican National Convention. Kerry got a widdle boo-boo! Snort! DON'T drop a newspaper featuring a photo of Petraeus on the floor. If you do, you must kiss it! I am SO sorry! DO dismiss the soldiers who wrote an op-ed in the New York Times that contradicted Petraeus' claims.* It was a liberal plot. Whatever you do, DON'T draw the general as Bush's leg-humping lapdog! Gen. Poodlus. Down, boy! This is a big no-no! Pfut. Congressional testimony. *Two of whom are now dead.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 newspaper 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92664
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, Republicans! Got your Bush-Cheney bumper sticker, but want to add your own personal touch? Bush-Cheney. Then check out our fabulous new line of right-wing swag! We've got a wide range of stickers … HONK if you don’t read newspapers. Jesus live mercury poisoning. Tolerance: It's worth crushing. FREE KEN LAY. We pit the ERROR in fighting TERROR! BOOB on BOARD. Ignorance is Bliss. Want to outdo that neighbor with the Kerry sign in her yard? Get one of our giant illuminated billboards powered by its very own mini coal fired plant! With luck, all of the by-products will blow into her yard. Just like the northeastern U.S.! Bush Cheney. Or display our newest item: the all-American inflatable FREEDOM PIG! Make sure the entire neighborhood knows what you really stand for! Halliburton. Bechtel. Enron. Monsanto. Chevron.
     
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