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41. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-05-03 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-05-03 Pub. Date: 2010-05-03
Image Number: 90117
Caption: Slowpoke. "Better Stoned Than Boned." January 2011. Today, several states announced to follow California's lead in legalizing marijuana. The reason, according to elected officials, is "so voters don’t notice how much things SUCK." Eyeball Witness News. Let's face it. There are still no jobs, the state is broke, and I'm up for re-election. May as well get folks high as a Georgia pine. State Sen. Chester Wadd (R-GA). Augusta Extra-sticky. "In Arizona, politicians are hoping voters will be too baked to care about cuts in public services, such as the shuttering of highway rest stops." It's all good, man. I'll just to in my pants again. CLOSED. NEXT TOILET 420 mi. High Times. That November ... I'm here reporting live from the polls, where exactly ONE person has shown up to vote. Tell us, who will be our next governor? Governor? I thought I was ordering curly fries!
     
42. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-03-22 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-03-22 Pub. Date: 2010-03-22
Image Number: 90112
Caption: Slowpoke. Olympic Korner. "News you cannot use." This just in! Electric broom scandal rocks curling world. … And Baltavia takes the lead over Klieg Republic - But wait! A batter has fallen onto the ice! Sparkle shortage threatens ice dancing competition! The couples will perform nude with live pixelation. Irony Zone: Athletes advertising McDonald's and Coke are really eating kelp and powdered egg albumen. Shh! Apolo Ohno's soul patch trimmings are going for $56,000 on eBay. $ Bzzz ... After the Olympics are over, excess quadriceps muscles will be donated to the "Quads for Kids" program. Please Give.
     
43. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-03-08 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-03-08 Pub. Date: 2010-03-08
Image Number: 90485
Caption: Skowpoke. World's Scientists Flummoxed by Snowstorm. This just in! A recent snowstorm has climate scientists baffled! Totally Breaking News: Global Warming - NOT! What can I say? I didn’t see this one coming at all. A SNOWSTORM! Can't argue with that. Dr. James Hansen, NASA. "The intergovernmental panel on climate change has called an emergency session to address the issue." Greetings, fellow scientists! SNOW? WTF?! How could this happen? A lifetime of research - ruined! Order, order! "Meanwhile, other climatologists are taking the news in stride." Come July, you will all forget the snow and believe our hoax again! BWAH HA-HA! Next week: Rain in Europe disproves drought in Africa!
     
44. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-07 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-07 Pub. Date: 2009-12-07
Image Number: 90477
Caption: Slowpoke. Overnight Schmuck-cess. Breaking news! Couple found hiding in international space station. Ice Cream. Astronaut Ice Cream. Astronaut. Sources say the are stars of Bravo's upcoming reality series "Nookie in Nooks." This just in! Reporters of sex stowaways in space were fake! 2001: A Space Odyssey. A bit more floaty this time. Footage was actually shot in a UCLA dorm by a publicity-starved film student. Hot off the Wire! UCLA story a hoax! Erin. Billy. Ali. Rob. Chuck. Sandee. Video was guerrilla marketing ploy for new MTV series "Film School: Uncut." Dear readers, We regret to inform you that, just before our publication deadline, this week's Slowpoke was discovered to be a counterfeit. It was submitted by an artist hoping to appear on A&E's new show, "Real Cartoonists of the Alternative Press." We apologize for any confusion. Sincerely, The Editors.
     
45. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-12-01 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-12-01 Pub. Date: 2009-12-01
Image Number: 91020
Caption: Slowpoke. Not to be outdone by the town of Obama, Japan, other places rename. Greetings from … The Obamahamas. The Yeswecanary Islands. Meanwhile, the wee village of McCain, Scotland, is jealous. Take that! News. Obama Wins. Haggis. (The tiny hamlet of Palin, England, remains curiously silent.) Italians immediately commence with celebratory sex. Oh! Oh! OH-BAMA! Election Reactions Around the World. Tibetan monks adopt a new chant: Oooh ... Baaa ... Maaa ... El Diario. Assholios No Mas. Obama es neuvo Presidente de los Estados Unidos. Newspapers across Latin America. Hmm ... It appears the Earthlings may survive for now. We'll be back in 2012. Benign alien scientists.
     
46. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-11-09 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-11-09 Pub. Date: 2009-11-09
Image Number: 90472
Caption: Slowpoke. Some accuse the Viking News channel of distorting facts to advance a pro-rape-and-pillage agenda. Experts say Al Franken's anti-rape bill will emasculate America! V News. Blad Thorbaald. … Iraq Analyst: "Not Enough Gore" … The Obama White House decides to start limiting their access. We can no longer abide by the fiction that the Viking network is a traditional news organization. Please stop flinging blood at me. The White House. Washington, DC. Cowed by accusations of anti-plundering bias, other reporters rise to VN's defense. We stand by our sister organization! It they say it's news, it's news! Free speech! abc. In the near future: Okay, next question from the David Duke network, and then I'll take one from the Holocaust Denial channel ...
     
47. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-10-12 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-10-12 Pub. Date: 2009-10-12
Image Number: 90710
Caption: Slowpoke. Sci-Tech News. Physicists are currently baffled by the coexistence of boot-cut and skinny jeans at the same moment in fashion time. Theoretically they should annihilate each other! A homegrown vide game has captivate Jamaica's Rastafarian community. Bong. 4. 2. Hakeysack. Slow it down some more, mon. Swedish researchers have reached a new frontier in hybrid pets with the Octopoodle. http://bit.ly/2wfoj5 is the first baby to be given a URL as a name. Goo goo GUI?
     
48. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-05-11 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-05-11 Pub. Date: 2009-05-11
Image Number: 91015
Caption: Slowpoke. Meltdown Minit. This is Mr. Perkins with your Meltdown Minit. First some good news: Shares of Nastibank soared today on word that they made a profit last quarter, not counting their losses. A slowdown in the adult entertainment sector has led nipple tassel titan T-Whirl TM. To go bust. Tens if thousands of Hungarian tassel-weavers are out of work. On Tuesday, the closing of falafel chain Pita Potentate TM caused the implosion of chickpea goliath GARBANZOR. TM. This somehow triggered the pancaking of the Thai Bhat. Elsewhere in the world, Azerbaijan officially closed as a country, citing "a market worse than the smell of one thousand goats." The former nation urges the world to post no bills on its vacant facade. This just in: "Meltdown Minit" is bankrupt. Please enjoy the test pattern coming soon!
     
49. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-04-20 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-04-20 Pub. Date: 2009-04-20
Image Number: 91012
Caption: Slowpoke. Maladies of the Information Age. Googlitis - Frustration that one's immediate surroundings are not instantly searchable*. Dam the third dimension. *Yet. Archivaholism. My name is Jill, and I have an archiving problem. I hope you don’t mind that I'm making an mp3 of this discussion for posterity. Archivaholics Anonymous. Compulsive News Binging. Refresh! Refresh! The Daily Luxembourgian. Refresh! Refresh! Refresh! The Cape Horn Trumpeter. Refresh! Refresh! Endless Babbleblog. Need ... More ... News ... Metamania. My site reviews the best sites that filter sites that pick up RSS feeds from sites about gourd pottery. My site rates sites like yours!
     
50. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-02-09 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-02-09 Pub. Date: 2009-02-09
Image Number: 91004
Caption: Slowpoke. First they came for the record stores, and I said nothing, because I could download for free. The Platter Platter. Closed. Coming soon: Drab Drugstore No. 413791. WHEEEE! Click! Click! I'm too sexy for my shirt … Then they came for the bookstores and I said nothing, because there's always Amazon. The Tome Room. New & Used Books Since 1956. Out Of Business. Future site of Outback Steakhouse. I can't wait until they perfect file-sharing for books! Then they came for the newspapers, and I said nothing, because I just read the blogs that quoted them. The Daily Schlep. Now Leasing! 2400 sq ft luxury lofts in a historic newspaper building! Hmm ... According to news-hoover.com, the Daily Schlep has stopped publishing! Then they came for everything, and I was too flabbergasted to speak. Main St. Cheeseburger in Paradise. And then they came for me ... Please step into the digitron, sir.
     
51. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-01-01 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-01-01 Pub. Date: 2009-01-01
Image Number: 86636
Caption: Slowpoke. The persistence of Joe. Oh darling, I've waited so long for this moment. As have I, my dear. HEL-LO! Joe Lieberman?! *Gasp! Pant!* Could that be water? Surprise! Croak! I've gone over your x-rays, sir, and the news isn't good … You've got a filibustering Senator stuck in your colon. But I don't have health insurance! You'll have to take that up with him. Lieberman: He's everywhere you don't want him to be.
     
52. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-11-10 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-11-10 Pub. Date: 2008-11-10
Image Number: 91260
Caption: Slowpoke. Mental States of the Meltdown. Eight Stages of Coping. Shock. Rage. Depression. Not caring. Hope. Disappointment. Open weeping. Oblivion. Speaking in acronyms. AIG! LIBOR! T.E.D.! T.A.R.P.! Give him some space. Pet Envy. Next in business: Should you kill yourself now or later? Action News 12. Market Buddhism. I will live in the present. I will become one with the lovely fall foliage. PANIC! DOW DROPS 700. The Daily Trumpet. I will NOT THINK ABOUT THE FUTURE.
     
53. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-06-23 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-06-23 Pub. Date: 2008-06-23
Image Number: 91242
Caption: Slowpoke. The Video Patrol. This week: Gates of hell. Ah, two hours before my flight … Time to settle in with a book. But, you may say we asked you to speak about women and fiction - what has that got. A Room of One's Own. B12. Excuse us, ma'am. But this area is in violation of Airport Gate mandatory Infotainment Code No. 129.31c! COMING UP: HOLLARY OR OBAMA - WHO HAS THE WORST MORNING BREATH? CNN. I sat down on the banks of a river and began to wonder. But ... But ... I sat here because I wanted to read! You can read in stall four of bathroom 22 in terminal D - no TV in there. BUT FIRST: JOHN MCCAIN - IS HE A GOD AMONG MEN OR JUST GOD-LIKE? Attribute to the Brontes - AND NOW THE STORY OF A WISCONSIN WOMAN WHO ACCIDENTALLY PICKLED HER CAT! CNN.
     
54. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92657
Caption: Slowpoke. "Whenever the people are well-informed, they can be trusted with their own government." -Thomas Jefferson. A new political ad appears on TV. John Kerry once had sex with a funnel cake. I know, because I was there. Funnel Cake Lovers for Truth. Despite evidence proving it false, the media run with it. I think the issue is not so much whether Kerry engaged in coitus with a cake, but whether dessert intercourse affects one's ability to be President. Id say it does, Bob. Crox News. Cheney: "All your babies will die" if Kerry is elected. At the Republican convention, small funnel cakes are decorated with icing bikinis are passed out as a joke. Better keep this away from John Kerry! Haw! Haw! In the end, millions of swing voters are swayed. I may be unemployed, and Bush ain't doin' much about it, bit I'll be damned if I vote for some donut-porker! Cake porker, dear.
     
55. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92658
Caption: Slowpoke. The Oval Office. Sigh. … Look at all this bad news. At this rate, I'll lose the election. AWOL. NO WMDS IN IRAQ. JOBLESS RECOVERY. KERRY LEADS BUSH IN POLLS. How can I make all this frowny-talk go away? Excuse me, Mr. President - It sounds like you need GAY-BAN TM! Guaranteed to make that political dirt disappear! Gay-Ban? How does it work? Just spray it at your next press conference - you'll see! GAY-BAN. Warning: Toxic Ideology. Shortly ... Mr. President! Can you explain why you did community service in 1972? Mr. President! What's your plan now that you've retracted your prediction of 2.6 million new jobs? Gay Ban, do your thing! PSHHT! Koff! And so ... You were right! Gay-Ban works like a charm! Nation Divided Over Gay Marriage. Election to Hinge on Gay Issue. Culture War. Constitution to Change. But of course! It's from the makes of Race-Bait TM!
     
56. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92665
Caption: Slowpoke. This is Drooly Julie live at the Republican National Convention in New York, where I'm dispensing condoms and the latest news! Here are today's highlight. Screw abstinence - Take one! "The keynote speaker tonight was Moe Manley, African-American Iraq war veteran, Olympic gold medalist, and flag factory founder. What can I say? I'm just your typical Republican. "Meanwhile, hundreds of TV cameras sought out the black in the crowd, including '70s funk icon Celestial Steve." Huh? Don't look at ME! I'm doin' funky election coverage for VH1, dig? "Earlier today I spoke with Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson." So ... You're here for the hot Republican sex? We're here to support the President because he's like, the President. Yeah. BIMBOS FOR BUSH. "I also spoke with a campaign chair about the choice of New York City." People say you're exploiting 9-11 victims for political gain. Pishtosh! We appreciate their contribution! That's why we're awarding them Bush-Cheney "Pioneer" belt buckles posthumously! Protesters' voices have been muted, however, since being relegated to a small cave in Canada's Nunavut Territory. LIVE Kugluktuk, Canada. B-B-Bush lies!
     
57. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2003-01-01 news 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2003-01-01 Pub. Date: 2003-01-01
Image Number: 92655
Caption: Slowpoke. Crox News. Good evening, and welcome to Punditspew. I'm your host Foxy Chromelock. With me tonight is Democratic Congressman Dan Doormat, and Chairman of the Archaic Values Coalition Mr. Perkins. Hello. LIBERALS DIE! Gentlemen, let's begin with your thoughts on the economy. Well, it seems to me that it could be better ... Liberals are cloven-hoofed, piglet-sodomizing hellserpents in the great dragon's army of darkness. DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! Very interesting point, Mr. Perkins. Now Senator Doormat, What are you feelings on the situation in Iraq? Well, when I voted for the war, I didn't realize it would be so messy. As terrorist-fellating, grandmother-impaling spawn of Satan, the LIBERALS would plunge America into the stygian abyss of the DAMNED! Well put, Mr. Perkins. I understand you have a new book out, by the way. Yes, it's called SLANDERIOUS, TREASONOUS BETRAYAL. It's about Liberals. Um ... That's all the time we have. Stay tuned to Crox News, the "Just and Evenhanded" network! Crox News.
     
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