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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-02 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-02 Pub. Date: 2015-11-02
Image Number: 134868
Caption: Arizona is the first state to put a 12-month lifetime limit on welfare benefits. On year. That's all you get! Does this mean you'll raise the minimum wage so I can actually afford to live? No. An you promise me I won't be laid off again? No. Will you build more low-income housing so I can pay the rent? No. Will you stop shipping jobs overseas? No. How about a New Deal-style public works program? No. I'm not sure what sort of lesson this is supposed to teach me. Self-reliance! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go beg for campaign donations.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-22 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-22 Pub. Date: 2015-06-22
Image Number: 128822
Caption: Captains of Industry Speak! On offshoring: If you love something, set it free. That's why we're setting 3,000 jobs free, like gazelles, to bound to new and exotic points of the compass! Just imagine: Data entry under a Calcutta moon! Guangdong cam. Bangalore cam. On downsizing: We had to cut 1,500 jobs, or else we couldn't afford my $50 million bonus. It's just the harsh reality of the market! On automation: The Adminidroid 8000 can do most white-collar desk jobs at a fraction of the cost of actual humans! But don't worry - there will be plenty of new jobs in robot maintenance! On raising the minimum wage: Pay more than $7.25 an hour!? NO WAY! Why, we'd have to CUT JOBS! I guess we won't even ask about unions.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-08 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-08 Pub. Date: 2015-06-08
Image Number: 128216
Caption: Fast track to oligarchy. Why is Obama supporting a corporate giveaway posing as a trade deal? I'm sorry, this secret tribunal finds your nation's laws in contempt of profit! Maybe the old Obama has been traded for a new one? To quote MLK, the arc of the moral universe is long ... Old ... But it bend toward higher drug prices in the developing world. Or he wants his legacy to be complex! Much like the human spirit, my presidency is rife with paradox. Or the issue has already been decided by secret tribunal. I must support the Trans-Pacific partnership. No, really. I must.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-04-08 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-04-08 Pub. Date: 2015-04-08
Image Number: 125437
Caption: The Late-Night TV Circus. Several marquee shows are getting new hosts - and the "not she" ghost is everywhere! Not she. Possible hosts: - Dude - Dude - Dude - Dude - Dude - Dude. "What if we hired a … you know, a … " "Dude?" Not she. "This guy just does a better job of being young and male than the female comedians." Congrats on the new job, man! "Oh, it's not so new - I've been doing it for 60 years!" Not she. Mommy, can women be President if they can't be late-night comedy hosts? Not she.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-02-10 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-02-11 Pub. Date: 2014-02-10
Image Number: 107577
Caption: Now that I can get health insurance without working 40 hours a week, I'm free to spend more time with my grandkids. The translation. Obamacare to cost two million jobs. Economic disaster ahead? It's easy to make good news about the affordable care act sound bad. These cancer treatments are hell. New health law painful for thousands. May cause nausea, hair loss. Starting your own business means a lot of late nights. Sleep loss up for new enrollees. ACA enabling bad career choices. You know, I'm a lot happier now that I've left my evil boss behind. Protestant work ethic collapses. Some Obamacare enrollees are enjoying life.
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-01-13 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-01-14 Pub. Date: 2014-01-13
Image Number: 106384
Caption: Nation of Moochers. $17/hour. "[what} workers at the bottom of the wage scale would be earning if increased labor productivity were reflected in their pay, rather than in corporate profits, executive compensation and shareholder returns" - New York Times, 1/10/14. Sadly, we living in a nation of takers who prefer to siphon money from productive citizens. The corporate culture of dependence in action. Of course I deserve 350 times as mush as my minions! Time to teach these parasites there's no free lunch! Actually, this is on my expense account. Bonbon? Unfortunately, this might prove difficult. Tsk-tsk! 26 weeks of mooching off others is enough! Extend unemployment benefits now! But you've been mooching off me for 26 years!
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-06 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-06 Pub. Date: 2012-11-06
Image Number: 89654
Caption: CEOs have grown increasingly brash about inflicting their politics on employees. If you don’t vote for my candidate, you will lose your jobs and DIE. W. Whatawidget. Soon: A new Supreme Court ruling! Since corporations are BIG PEOPLE made up of lots of LITTLE PEOPLE, it's only logical that they can vote on behalf of all their TINY PEOPLE-PARTS. Swing states quickly become popular with businesses. Another company announced plans to move its headquarters to Cleveland today. And voting becomes ... Streamlined. I'm sorry, ma'am, your corporation has already voted. But you can still have a sticker! I Voted.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-10-02 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-10-02 Pub. Date: 2012-10-02
Image Number: 88207
Caption: True: When asked to review job applications identical in every way except for names, both male and female scientists preferred the male candidate.* Seems qualified! Joe Blow. Eh. Joanne Blow. Enter the … Universal Laws of Ladies in Science. 1. The Ledbetter Principle. y = (xx)squared. A woman must square her work effort to be seen as equal to a man with the same abilities. 2. Newton's Law of Perpetual Discrimination - The forces of inequality tend to stay in motion unless acted upon. Women's share of computer science degrees. 1985, 37%, 2008, 14%. 3. Actions may trigger equal and opposite reactions. Look, ladies just suck at science! Even ladies know that! *New study by Yale University researchers.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-01-01 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-01-01 Pub. Date: 2011-01-01
Image Number: 86645
Caption: Slowpoke. GOP Presidential hopeful Ron Paul recently offered his idea for helping those without health insurance. Neighbors and friends and churches will do it for us! Yes, there's nothing a church bake sale can't fix! Our Lady of Infinite Confection Church of God. "The Lord works in delectable ways." Why do we need a national health care plan when our neighbors can simply pitch in? I came to this city for my job, and then got laid off. Now my community is the cast of "Boardwalk Empire." I wonder if they'll chip in for my surgery. It's life as it should be: Survival of those with the most Facebook friends! Hey everyone, please contribute to my new Kickstarter project, "Dave's bone marrow transplant." If you cough up $1000 for my hip replacement! WARNING: May lead to mutually-assured destitution.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-03-02 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-03-02 Pub. Date: 2009-03-02
Image Number: 91006
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. Perkins vs. The Recession. Dear Diary, As you know, I was laid off from the comic strip last week. The hunt for a new job is not going well. First I tried trolling for prawns on a fishing vessel. Pay was on a per-prawn basis. All I caught was a soggy old soft-cushioned toilet seat. But it didn't matter. In the afternoon, the prawn market crashed and I was laid off. Next I took a position assisting with pug insemination. But the stud services company had invested with Bernie Madoff. I was laid off. In an act of desperation, I tried out for a bit part in Beetle Bailey. Miss Buxley! I've got a package for the General! But the whole strip got outsourced to a sixteen year-old in Korea. The next day ... Slowpoke wants to hire me back at half my former pay and publish my diaries. Huzzah!
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-12-15 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-12-15 Pub. Date: 2008-12-15
Image Number: 91000
Caption: Slowpoke. New Public Works Projects. Obama has promised to stimulate the economy with new jobs. We will rebuild our nation's infrastructure and work toward energy independence. Here are some lower-priority programs he may also want to consider. Laugh track services. A team accompanies you on social outings to laugh at your jokes. So I said, "Give me the cheese and pull your pants up!" HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! LTS. LTS. LTS. putting up billboards to educate the woefully ignorant. Did you know? There are 3 branches of government. Huh! Expanding the sound effects stockpile for drive-time radio DJ's. BOI-OI-YOING! A truly advanced nation has a vast array of boings to choose from! Development of automatic flush toilets that actually work. WHOOSH! AUUGH! Back to the drawing board.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-01-01 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-01-01 Pub. Date: 2008-01-01
Image Number: 92336
Caption: Slowpoke. The future's so bright I gotta wear shades. In the '50s, people imagined that technology would lead to a three-hour workday. Thanks to the new, super-powerful mainframes, there's more time for calypso music and highballs. The butbot. Instead, it has brought us the round-the-clock workday! Yet while productivity has soared ... ... And the balloon man tasered the evil princess ... Text text text! Where the hell is that data on the Fothergill account? Wages have been stagnant. I need that report asap! Bling! That's funny. I'm making the same amount I did when I had a life. Salt 'n' Noodles. Workers of America, if new technology means doing more for less, then it's time to embrace old technology! Blow up that Blackberry! Boom! Smash that cellphone! Crunch! Roll out that Commodore 64! "Or better yet ... An abacus!" Thompson, your a week behind on those numbers. What in God's name are you doing?! Counting beads, sir. Hey, you get what you pay for!
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2004-01-01 new job 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2004-01-01 Pub. Date: 2004-01-01
Image Number: 92658
Caption: Slowpoke. The Oval Office. Sigh. … Look at all this bad news. At this rate, I'll lose the election. AWOL. NO WMDS IN IRAQ. JOBLESS RECOVERY. KERRY LEADS BUSH IN POLLS. How can I make all this frowny-talk go away? Excuse me, Mr. President - It sounds like you need GAY-BAN TM! Guaranteed to make that political dirt disappear! Gay-Ban? How does it work? Just spray it at your next press conference - you'll see! GAY-BAN. Warning: Toxic Ideology. Shortly ... Mr. President! Can you explain why you did community service in 1972? Mr. President! What's your plan now that you've retracted your prediction of 2.6 million new jobs? Gay Ban, do your thing! PSHHT! Koff! And so ... You were right! Gay-Ban works like a charm! Nation Divided Over Gay Marriage. Election to Hinge on Gay Issue. Culture War. Constitution to Change. But of course! It's from the makes of Race-Bait TM!
     
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