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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-12-11 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-12-11 Pub. Date: 2017-12-11
Image Number: 166029
Caption: You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-11-18 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-11-18 Pub. Date: 2017-11-18
Image Number: 164887
Caption: Warner Brothers put several whole scenes from "Justice League" up on Youtube. Wrong move. Ruins the mystery. To market a movie like this, one must be a mystery. An enigma. A reserved figure who gives the impression of a beast with rippling muscles lurking just below the veneer of a gentleman. Wait ... isn't that last part from your self-help book "Randy's Guide to Becoming a Mysterious Man"? You'd be surprised at how universally applicable these principles are, little buddy. Anyway, I feel like I've already seen the whole movie. Bored now.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-02 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-02 Pub. Date: 2017-09-02
Image Number: 162104
Caption: Our secret midlife crisis fling is still on track for June of 2018. Almost. Almost? That's right. You're not exactly doing your part. Where are the tattoos I designed for you? Where are the six-pack abs? If you'd been following the meal and workout plan I sent you, you'd have six-pack abs by now. you were serious about -- Have you even started the Rosetta Stone French lessons I gifted you? The pillow talk is supposed to be in French. Can't we just use Google translate? Beep beep. Unacceptable. Don't be the weak link on the committee, Rudy.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-08-08 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-08-08 Pub. Date: 2017-08-08
Image Number: 161298
Caption: Have you heard that time is not a constant, Randy? Of course, little buddy It's called "time dilation." Time moves slower for objects in motion than it does for objects that sit still. I'm a prime example. I haven't aged a day in decades. I still have rippling muscles, a smooth pelt, glistening teeth, twinkling eyes, a raging libido, and the boundless confidence of youth ... all because I'm always on the move. I'm writing a study on it for the Journal of Temporal Hotness. I've been meaning to ask if you'd be the control group. Can't. I'll be too busy sitting here.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-07-07 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-07-07 Pub. Date: 2017-07-07
Image Number: 159995
Caption: This is the Ask Sadie Show. We're back with a caller whose house burned down while he was being diagnosed with gout. There is a silver lining: At least you're not a muscle-bound oaf or his puny celebrity-obsessed sidekick. Both Randy Taylor and Rudy Park are world-class disappointments, so they shall remain nameless so as to spare their poor mothers the humiliation. Not cool, Sadie. Not cool. We're famous!
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-05-27 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-05-27 Pub. Date: 2017-05-27
Image Number: 158357
Caption: I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-06-09 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-06-09 Pub. Date: 2016-06-09
Image Number: 144240
Caption: In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh) Those were the days. Is it working?
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-11-19 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-11-19 Pub. Date: 2015-11-19
Image Number: 135391
Caption: This just in: A deadly new disease called "turkey leprosy" is threatening to ruin this year's holiday season. Symptoms include numbness in the feet, muscle weakness after working out, and potentially disfiguring dandruff. Sadie M. Cohen, the worlds foremost expert on turkey leprosy, issues the following statement from her front lawn. "You are all ignoramuses. There will be no further comment." What did she mean by that, Harvey? Good question. Let's discuss that for a few days.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-13 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-13 Pub. Date: 2015-09-13
Image Number: 131663
Caption: Rudy, we're going to have to cut expenses. We already did that, boss. I don't think you're clear on the concept, minion. It's a way of life. Did you read one book and then never read again? Did you listen to one song and then never listen to another again? Did you kiss someone once and then never again? Cutting expenses isn't something you do just once. A good businessman cuts expenses constantly. Whether he needs to or not. You trim the fat. When you run out of fat, you trim the nerves and the muscle. When you run out of that, you start slicing every last molecule of bone you can. The goal is to see if you can maximize your profits while running on pure marrow. That, my minion, is the holy grail. I call it The Tao of Armstrong. Armstrong Maynard. If I can ever figure out how to cut the marrow, I will have touched the face of god. Everyone has their own religion.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-06-03 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-06-03 Pub. Date: 2015-06-03
Image Number: 127846
Caption: This is the Ask Sadie Show. We're back with a caller whose house burned down while he was being diagnosed with gout. There is a silver lining: at least you're not a muscle-bound oaf or his puny celebrity-obsessed sidekick. Both Randy Taylor and Rudy Park are world-class disappointments, so they shall remain nameless so as to spare their poor mothers the humiliation. Not cool, Sadie. Not cool. We're famous!
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-29 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-29 Pub. Date: 2015-05-29
Image Number: 127573
Caption: Hypothetically speaking, how would you suggest a normal man attract a spectacular woman? "Normal"? Like you and me. I mean, not all guys can work out six hours a day. Not every man can be a muscle-bound oaf whose only apparent quality is his animal magnetism. I can hear you in there! No offense, Randy!
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-22 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-22 Pub. Date: 2015-05-22
Image Number: 127263
Caption: I know why you're such a greedy, heartless Scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense I'd expect from a muscle-bound oaf who hasn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-09-03 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-09-03 Pub. Date: 2014-09-03
Image Number: 115994
Caption: People shouldn’t have names till they're 30. What? Why? Because a lot of people end up with names that are either weaker or stronger than they are. I used to work out with a 7-foot, muscle-bound mercenary who wrestled killer whales and ate beer cans. His name was "Melvin Q. Littleman. "Was"? Sometimes you get the whale, sometimes the whale gets you.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-05-08 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-05-08 Pub. Date: 2014-05-08
Image Number: 111088
Caption: Your generation pushes a few buttons and makes a napp for your me-phone and calls that "initiative." In my day, initiative took muscle! It took moxie! The year was 1930. The depression. Ruined lives. Ruined futures. Ruined cities. And in those ruined cities, rats began to run rampant. One buxom young lass with a hammer and a dream seized the opportunity. You kids today would never have the moxie to smack your way across the country. What's a "hammer"?
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-04-19 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-04-19 Pub. Date: 2014-04-19
Image Number: 110186
Caption: I've figured out why people laugh at me and not at you. 'Cause they take me seriously? It's cause I'm skinny and you're all bulked up and muscle-y. Everyone reflexively giggles at stick figures. Nobody laughs at the muscle-bound. Dave Chappelle WAS much funnier before he went full "Carrot Top."
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-11 muscle 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-11 Pub. Date: 2013-12-11
Image Number: 106911
Caption: Have a seat, Rudy. There's no seat here. Are you being insubordinate? No. You're contradicting me, aren't you? No, I'm not. Ah-ha! Contradicting me again! Are you flexing your boss muscle? That was a good workout. Fetch me a Gatorade.
     
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