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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-10-05 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-10-05 Pub. Date: 2017-10-05
Image Number: 163557
Caption: Just Keep Your Head Down. For god's sake, congressman, a bunch of people killed, a bunch more wounded, so what … we've been through worse than this before … I'll be a little late, dear. NRA.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-09-18 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-09-18 Pub. Date: 2017-09-18
Image Number: 163008
Caption: Competition Breaks Out Between Successors to the Saudi Throne. So he has decided not to fight me for the throne? He wants to spend more time with his family.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-09-06 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-09-06 Pub. Date: 2017-09-06
Image Number: 162553
Caption: To Rebuild or Not to Rebuild. What do you think, honey? The weather says it's gonna rain some more. That there is nothin' but fake news. I say we stay here. Texas.
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-20 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-20 Pub. Date: 2017-08-20
Image Number: 161959
Caption: Mr. Bannon Plans. Tomorrow is a new day! I come out guns blazin'. No more White House losers! I'm on fire! Hey! You listenin'? I'm gonna blow up the whole Republican party! Bam! I'm destroyin' the stupid Senate. I'll dynamite the House of Representatives! That'll show 'em! Then I'll take over the whole country! Just me! Running everything! Pow! Hey! You listenin'? Why doesn't anyone listen to me? You wanna drink?
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-15 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-15 Pub. Date: 2017-06-15
Image Number: 159414
Caption: All Hail! Recent Trump Cabinet Meeting. Oink! Hosannas and praise unto … eh .. .well, I'll tell you later. What an honor, to be actually making more money! All honor to me … I can't tell you what an honor it is actually, I can't tell you … A blessing and an honor ... all in one! What an honor! What? Me worry? Back to New York! I don't remember ever being so honored. I don't remember anything ... Well, the three best things about Trump are ... I. Um ... Ooops! The best father-in-law a boy could have! 4 sale. Children of America, help is on the way ... if you have the money. What an honor! I have never been so honored! I'm not a doctor, well actually I am but ... Dad ... maybe you can honor us with a tweet. Now, hold still ... President of ...
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-11 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-11 Pub. Date: 2017-05-11
Image Number: 158067
Caption: More Bad News - Kellyanne is Back. Alternative facts! Alternative facts!
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-17 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-17 Pub. Date: 2017-04-17
Image Number: 157188
Caption: Attorney General Sessions Says He Won't Interfere with Local Police Abuse. Just a shame that people don't have more respect for the law. Local police.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-31 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-31 Pub. Date: 2017-03-31
Image Number: 156458
Caption: Ivanka On The Job. Look! My new office … Right down the hall from daddy's. I can get some ideas about how to get more votes from women! Daddy's Li'l Girl. Ivanka. I can't wait to try out some ideas on that nice Mr. Bannon! He's so smart! Let's see … something for women ... Ivantalot. I'm surrounded by idiots ... Oooh ... Free panty hose for all women ... Ivantabankalot. Idiot number one ... Well, well, hard at work I see ... Yup! And listen to this idea, Steve ... Ivantabank.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-20 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-20 Pub. Date: 2017-03-20
Image Number: 156126
Caption: Know your enemy. Secretary of Defense Jim Mattis explains that global warming is a national security issue. Flooding and desertification which leads to … poverty and destabilization which leads to … starvation and want which leads to … War. Trump: More arms - bombs - planes - walls.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-28 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-28 Pub. Date: 2017-01-28
Image Number: 154123
Caption: Señor Spicer Explains About the Wall. Ok, who will pay for the wall? Ok, that will be the Mexican government. Ok, not, actually - there will be some sort of tax. Well, not exactly a tax, but more like a fee. Ok, not a fee, but a sort of thing at the border. Ok, not exactly a thing, but sort of a concept. Actually an idea, right, well, and idea that is based on a whatchamacallit so that we get some money somewhere and nobody notices ... Feliz Na Idad.
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-04 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-04 Pub. Date: 2017-01-04
Image Number: 153032
Caption: British Prime Minster Theresa May tries to strengthen the "special relationship." Oh ... right ... special relationship .. (nudge-nudge, wink-wink) ... Special ... (nod's as good as a wink) relationship ...Oh, say no more.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-12-06 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-12-06 Pub. Date: 2016-12-06
Image Number: 152020
Caption: Get Ready! Ok, you birds! Better enjoy the free handout while you can. Come January there's gonna be a new crowd in. NO more spongin' off the government. No more free anything. Bird seed. Gas.
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-11-29 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-11-29 Pub. Date: 2016-11-29
Image Number: 151729
Caption: What About Those Two Million More People Who Voted for Clinton? Darling don't feel bad … obviously they were all illegal voters … Now, bo de wee nosey …
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-11-13 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-11-13 Pub. Date: 2016-11-13
Image Number: 151218
Caption: Hillary Clinton Gets Over Half a Million More Votes than Trump. See? I told ya it was rigged.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-30 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-30 Pub. Date: 2016-10-30
Image Number: 150626
Caption: Look at this! New evidence! Clear proof that something was a-going on that had to be investigated. Hmmm? Nudge-nudge. Wink, wink! Say no more! Eh … sir? Those were Mr. Hoover's. James Comey. FBI director. Oooh! Oh dear! My, my! H.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-28 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-28 Pub. Date: 2016-10-28
Image Number: 150423
Caption: Pentagon Demands Signing Bonuses Back From Soldiers After they Return From War Zone. Well, yes, it was our mistake. But think how much more patriotic you look to the folks back home. Pento.
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-10 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-10 Pub. Date: 2016-09-10
Image Number: 148657
Caption: How American Youth Changes Over the Summer. Early in summer we are embarrassed by fatness and whiteness from a winter of eating frozen pizza. May 25. Then we get over our self-consciousness. June 15. And get active in summer fun. July 15. We do some summer work. July 30. We get some summer sun. August 15. We play some summer games. And finally ... September 1. We are tanned, slender, and got muscles everywhere. Just in time for six more months of frozen pizza. Pizza.
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-07-08 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-07-08 Pub. Date: 2016-07-08
Image Number: 146019
Caption: We don't need gun control. Now more than ever we have to preserve our precious right to keep and bear arms. Fight gun control with a contribution to the NRA. Thank you.
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-06-30 more 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-06-30 Pub. Date: 2016-06-30
Image Number: 146013
Caption: Regular Republican waiting for Donald Trump to pivot into a more presidential mode. Hey! Tugboat! Yeah, you! Can we get some freakin' food here? What is this? A freakin' fat camp? And I want some classier waitresses. Like some with really great boobalulus, ya know? Like some bodacious tatas, cause that's what I like. But don't touch me.
     
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