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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-05 modern 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169359
Caption: Beyond the Paleo. Find modern life emasculating? Try a pseudo-scientific diet! Rarr! Caveman no eat grains! Never mind that actual prehistoric people ate hugely varied diets. Cartoon cavemen are more marketable. The Paleo Cave. Meat Cozies 50% oof. Yes we have 20 flavors of squirrel jerky! Paleo not enough? There's the all-meat diet (for real). Or go even further ... I don't eat no grass-fed sissy cows! Only cannibal cows! Dudebro Ranch. 100% beef-fed beef. Coming soon: Caveman healthcare! Doc, I think I'm having a heart attack. Sorry. Life is nasty, brutish and short!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-30 modern 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-30 Pub. Date: 2016-05-30
Image Number: 144090
Caption: Intelligence Tests of Our Times. Earbud detangling. Crap. Grocery store math games. 89¢ each. Sale! 10 for $10. Cush Tush. Ti-D Bum. Guess I'd better buy ten of these! Easter egg hunting. I've clicked on the giraffe head five times and I still can't find it! Stoopid Safari 2. Menu. Language. Special features. Try highlighting the language menu, pressing right, then hitting enter on the guinea hen. Dishwasher Tetris. Nope ... nope ... nope ... aha!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-02-25 modern 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-02-26 Pub. Date: 2013-02-25
Image Number: 94058
Caption: Welcome to American Idle, the national auto idling competition! Whoever can run their engine the longest with the most unnecessary pollution will be today's champion! Ready … Set … IDLE! Brumm! Look at that cat not go! Yeah, this baby can really idle. I like to take her to the 7-11 parking lot and let her sit. Brumm-brumm-brumm. Hello, ma'am. What do you say to those who point out that warming up a modern cat engine on a cold morning is unnecessary? Well, I guess they'll never know the joy of giving the gift of asthma to a small child! At this outdoor cafe, the contest is literally knocking out the crowds! Rumble rumble. We'll be back tomorrow with the results. In the meantime, remember: try this at home!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-12-13 modern 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-12-13 Pub. Date: 2010-12-13
Image Number: 89601
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. & Mrs. Perkins go gift shopping 2010. This year, the Perkinses skip the mall. I hope Auntie Perkins likes her Englebert Humperdinck retrospective. So what CDs would you like? Oh, don't bother. I can stream them online for next to nothing! Maybe a subscription to Modern Dandy magazine? I just read their website for free. That's good enough! How about a recipe book? I Google recipes now. A calendar? I use the one on my phone. Sigh ... a puppy? That reminds me - It's time to feed my virtual Shih Tzu!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 modern 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92345
Caption: Slowpoke. Three of the Republican Presidential candidates don’t believe in evolution. Most G.O.P. Congress members don’t believe humans are contributing to climate change. Science contains the word "sin," you know. Coincidence? I think not. Since you can't choose the science you like and don't like, we at Slowpoke propose denying the BENEFITS of science to these politicians, starting with health care! Each one will be assigned a MEDIEVAL PHYSICIAN! I did not descend from an ape! Come with me, sir. While politicians who accept empiricism will get modern-day drugs ... These antibiotics will clear that infection right up! .... Those who don't will receive spins in a giant centrifuge designed to balance one's humors. WAAAAAAAAAA! Wait! You haven't drunk your treacle yet! After a while, even the staunchest deniers of scientific consensus will come around! Okay, okay! Darwin was right! Now can I PLEASE have my Viagra back?
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 modern 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86634
Caption: Slowpoke. Paradoxes of Our Times. The Minimum-Wage Ownership Society. Your very own can of legumes in sauce! Once empty, doubles as a container for begged change! Beanie Weenies. Credit cards with your name on them. Your own gravesite (After you expire early die to a lack of health insurance.)! Strip Mall Nomenclature. Ye Old Village Centre. Est 1989. NAPPA Auto Parts. Starbuck's Coffee. Blouse Barn. Socially-Conscious Tailgaters. Embrace Diversity. Love Your Mother. OUTTA MY WAY, SCUMBAG! The "Free" Market. Funny, I don't feel free ... You missed a clown! Miniature Clown Nose Assembly Station No. 8.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 modern 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 92671
Caption: Slowpoke. Fact: the chairman of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting is pushing right-wing programming on PBS. Look for these new shows coming soon! Antique Ideology Roadshow. A woman's God-given role is in the home baking snickerdoodles! That's very, very old philosophy dating well before the dawn of western civilization! It's value to today's conservative pundits: priceless! 123 Sesame Subdivision. Set in Ernie's McMansion in a gated community. Possible lover Bert has been replaced by Tammy, The Trophy Wife Muppet. Hey kids! If you think one of your friends is gay ... ... Have them call out 1-800-hetero hotline! Master Race Theatre. Re-creates dramatic highlights of modern conservative politics and civil rights. Tonight: "I Fraudius," featuring a rousing performance from Lois Herringbone as she plays a Florida elections official purging blacks from the voter polls. Cosmos 2005 the NEW science! And on day six of the cosmic calendar, God created dinosaurs and man! Day 4. Day 5. Birds and sea creatures. Day 6. Land animals and man. Note: May occasionally be interrupted by the howling ghost of Carl Sagan. NOOOOO!!
     
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