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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-21 |
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2019-09-21 |
| Image Number: |
179432 |
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The Hands-Free Phone Lady. Then she said No you're not!!! And I said I most certainly am and nobody … Excuse me but - I hope whoever you're talking to isn't in an elevator too. I got to go. Some guy's being a total jerk. Tell him to @#$% off.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-20 |
| Image Number: |
179431 |
| Caption: |
Hey, Picasso, I'm having a showdown with a woman in an elevator … who thinks I'm a nut because I didn't notice she was speaking into a hands-free phone. Instead of me. What a rude jerk!! I beg your pardon? Pick up.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-19 |
| Image Number: |
179430 |
| Caption: |
The Hands-Free Phone Lady. And that's when she got all - and I was like - and she was like - Woooo!! Woooo! Woooo!! I know right?? Who does that?! Siri, where is the nearest mental health agency?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-18 |
| Image Number: |
179429 |
| Caption: |
That's right: I'm on my hands-free phone talking to you and this nut gets on the elevator and starts talking to me … What? Oh my. He could be. I don't know. Now I feel awful. You're right. Hang on … This is talkie-machine for grown-ups!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-17 |
| Image Number: |
179428 |
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Forgive me. I mistook your hands-free phone conversation on a public elevator for human interaction and thought you were talking to me. I'd forgotten that today a conversation with someone who is not present … Trumps one with someone who is. Now he won't shut up.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-09-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-09-16 |
| Image Number: |
179427 |
| Caption: |
Hi there! How are you? Fine. How are yo - I don't know. - Some nut on the elevator …
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-16 |
| Image Number: |
178434 |
| Caption: |
Keykat, it's me - Minnie. Hi Minnie! I'm calling the number of the guest cartoonist and you answered. Yeah that is strange … since I'm standing right beside you. You must have a great phone plan.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-06 |
| Image Number: |
178273 |
| Caption: |
Did you buy a car? No. But I wish I had … Boom! The salesdude won't stop blowing up my phone.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-18 |
| Image Number: |
175747 |
| Caption: |
New Gym Week … Excuse me. Are you finished using that machine? Yeah. It's all yours. Snatch.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-09-13 |
| Image Number: |
173899 |
| Caption: |
The Exterminator. Pardon me while I go to the men's room. Isn't he worried someone might take his phone? I don't think so … He set it on a mousetrap.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-27 |
| Image Number: |
161289 |
| Caption: |
Uuunngh!!! "L". Aarrgh!! "O". Ggguhh!!! "L". Aaaaggg!!! Send. So you made the keys really hard to press? It's the only exercise they get … Exer-Phone.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-13 |
| Image Number: |
151994 |
| Caption: |
"Things successful people do before bed - number two: unplug and disconnect." I'm pretty sure there's an app for that.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-12-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-12-08 |
| Image Number: |
151647 |
| Caption: |
So, you guys like being pigmies? Yeah - but not as much as we like being "batmies" fighting crime. Saving Gotham. And riding in the Batmie mobile. So, you guys like being smart alecks? Love it!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-11-20 |
| Image Number: |
150287 |
| Caption: |
This is a picture of my youngest … of twelve. Here's my ex-wife and her new boyfriend … "Tom." That's the minivan I bought her … I take the bus … Here's my mobile home … after the fire … This is Dr. Fong. He's my grief counsel - Alright! I'll have the ham ...
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-26 |
| Image Number: |
147483 |
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The "double French shower". Blah blah blah blah Porsche blah Jets blah blah Pats bla. Sorry but a couple of things we don't allow at the bar are hands-free phone calls … Do you know who I am? … and that's the other one. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-25 |
| Image Number: |
147482 |
| Caption: |
I'm sorry Cortisha. Talking on my phone was rude and disresp - Brrr! Brrr! Brrr!! Brrr! Brrr! Once you go "French shower," you never go back. True. Hello! Hello! Hello! God! Hello!! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-24 |
| Image Number: |
147481 |
| Caption: |
You called me a "French shower". That's not very nice. Meet Cortisha. She politely and professionally scanned your groceries all while suffering your inane phone call and disrespect … That was a business call that couldn't wait! Oh yeah? What business you in? Glacier tracking. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-08-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-08-22 |
| Image Number: |
147479 |
| Caption: |
I've only got a couple items - Mind if I go ahead? Sure. No problem. How did it get lost?? But he was in LA! Do you know what that makes me? A "French shower"? Do you mind? I'm on the phone … Google: "French shower". |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-12 |
| Image Number: |
145604 |
| Caption: |
Keykat, it's me - Minnie. Hi Minnie. I'm calling the number of the guest cartoonist and you answered. Yeah that is strange … Since I'm standing right beside you. You must have a great phone plan. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-07-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-07-01 |
| Image Number: |
145001 |
| Caption: |
Yawn the Hipster Moves Back Home. The worst thing about living with your parents is, every morning a car drives by and throws a roll of paper in the driveway … That's annoying. That's a newspaper. Why don't they just throw burner phones?
Yawn, what's the worst part about moving back in with your parents? Bzzzz! Bzzz! Bzzz! Bzzz! Sharing a phone. Mom. |
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