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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-07-08 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-07-08 Pub. Date: 2019-07-08
Image Number: 178520
Caption: First they came for the tofu dogs … Mississippi has banned imitation meat products from being labeled burger or hot dog, punishable by jail. So, what are you in for? Meatcrime. Aren't these the same people who usually complain about the PC language police? Why can't I say the n-word? Also, anyone who uses the phrase Tofurky dog should be locked up! Who'd have guessed hot dog would become an aspirational concept? This soy product is an insult to every honest, upstanding tube of meat paste. And what will Gardenburger do in Mississippi? arden-Gay urger-bay. Hey, that's Pig Latin! No pork-related languages on non-meat products!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2018-03-05 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-03-05 Pub. Date: 2018-03-05
Image Number: 169359
Caption: Beyond the Paleo. Find modern life emasculating? Try a pseudo-scientific diet! Rarr! Caveman no eat grains! Never mind that actual prehistoric people ate hugely varied diets. Cartoon cavemen are more marketable. The Paleo Cave. Meat Cozies 50% oof. Yes we have 20 flavors of squirrel jerky! Paleo not enough? There's the all-meat diet (for real). Or go even further ... I don't eat no grass-fed sissy cows! Only cannibal cows! Dudebro Ranch. 100% beef-fed beef. Coming soon: Caveman healthcare! Doc, I think I'm having a heart attack. Sorry. Life is nasty, brutish and short!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-11-20 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-11-20 Pub. Date: 2017-11-20
Image Number: 165451
Caption: Authoritarian Funnies. This week: "Kettling." During protests at Trump's inauguration, police used a tactic called "kettling": Rounding up a whole city block to make mass arrests. Anyone on the same block as a rioter is probably guilty of something. Now hundreds face felony charges call it the "trawling" approach to justice. Catch of the day! Journalist. Peaceful protester. Legal observer. Set garbage can on fire. It's like rounding up everyone at the supermarket because somebody slipped turkey bacon down his pants. If you're so innocent, what were you doing in the meat department? Why not apprehend entire cities? You are all under arrest for bank robbery! Justice served! Police line. Do not cross.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-10-30 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-10-30 Pub. Date: 2017-10-30
Image Number: 164616
Caption: A prominent journalist has been accused of rubbing his junk against female underlings. Meet my little pundit. Seriously. What are these guys thinking? Nothing seduces me faster than a co-worker's grinding stiffy. No woman ever. Maybe it's time to rename the Sunday morning talk shows. And today we have a serial philanderer and a serial harasser discussing a president who's bragged about sexual assault. Press the Meat ... or break out the Kevlar. Are you going to be an embedded reporter? I'm trying not to be. Media.
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-21 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-21 Pub. Date: 2015-12-21
Image Number: 136978
Caption: Many people seem to view government as a shopaholic of sorts. Families are cutting back. Why can't the guv'mint? Tax and spend! That's all these bureaucrats want to do! Some of these profligate officials agreed to speak with us anonymously. It started when I got a rust our of buying manhole covers. Now I get my fix ordering bridge repairs. Somebody please stop me! I'm sorry, but sending disability checks to people with horrific diseases and injuries is simply too much fun! It's like buying a new flat-screen tv every day! In. Out. I know I should cut back on trying to keep feces out of hamburger meat, but the truth is, I get off on preventing foodborne illness. Sorry, taxpayers!
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-12-08 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-12-08 Pub. Date: 2014-12-08
Image Number: 120081
Caption: A Princeton U. eating club emailed its members: "Ever wonder who we have to thank (blame) for gender equality … Looking for someone to blame for the influx of girls? Come tomorrow and help boo Sally Frank.*" Princeton. *The alumna who sued to have the clubs admit women. This was after emailing everyone a sex pic without the consent of the woman in it. Hey, man she was an Asian chick! Tiger Inn. "Where the elite eat and treat women like meat." What do these guys want to do without women around, anyway? Annual Pate Porn & Pie Porking Party. Add some more foie gras to those hooters. P. How are we supposed to break the glass ceiling when we can't even break into brunch? Someday they'll be our bosses. If we're lucky enough to get jobs.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-10-28 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-10-29 Pub. Date: 2013-10-28
Image Number: 103435
Caption: The Market Liberation Army in "Freedom Fowl." Cult leader Charles Mansion preaches to his disciples. Gather round, my flock, for today's sermon on the glory of the market! I hold before you a chicken from Foster Farms, who've been accused of spreading antibiotic-resistant salmonella. Some are even calling for new regulations. *GASP!* They do not understand that markets are perfect and must not be distorted, lest the invisible hand become the fist of an angry God! All hail unregulated poultry! Can we eat the chicken, O wise one? HELL NO! I mean, let's order a pizza.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-01 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-01 Pub. Date: 2012-06-01
Image Number: 86621
Caption: Slowpoke. Consumer Comix Presents LET THEM EAT SLIME. Hi there! I'm here from the meat industry to discuss our filler product made from connective tissue and scraps treated with ammonia. Some call it "pink slime." We prefer "lean beef trimmings."* *Actual term. Don't think of it as incredibly low-grade cow-related by-product. Think of it a "what's for lunch" - if you're eating USDA SCHOOL LUNCHES, that is! They're about to buy 7 million pounds of the stuff, God bless 'em! Don't worry! A George Bush Sr. - appointed USDA officer - and former president of the National Cattlemen's Association - once deem it safe. So relax ... And get our new cookbook! The Institute For Increasingly Abstract Notions of Meat presents The Scrappy Chef. Cooking With "Pink Gold." Your family will love these classic dishes from Tendon Tacos to Ligament Lasagna to my personal favorite, Grandma's Ammonia-Treated Meat-Like Balls! Mmm-mmm!
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-01-01 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-01-01 Pub. Date: 2011-01-01
Image Number: 86598
Caption: Slowpoke. Many people seem to view government as a shopaholic of sorts. Families are cutting back. Why can't the guv'mint? Tax and spend! That's all these bureaucrats want to do! Some of these profligate officials agreed to speak with us anonymously. It started when I got a rush out of buying manhole covers. Now I get my fix ordering bridge repairs. Somebody please stop me! I'm sorry, but sending disability checks to people with horrific diseases and injuries is simply TOO MUCH FUN! It's like buying a new flat-screen TV EVERY DAY! I know I should cut back on trying to keep feces out of hamburger meat, but the truth is, I GET OFF on preventing foodborne illness. Sorry, taxpayers!
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-12-20 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-12-20 Pub. Date: 2010-12-20
Image Number: 89602
Caption: Slowpoke. The off-center enter. As political compromise seems to shift ever rightward, what deals can we expect from the congress of the future? 2013. Social security may be gone, but we've made sure every senior gets a Snuggie at age 67! Should be 70, but ok. 2016. Meat inspection may be a thing of the past, and E. coli is now considered a nutrient ... but I fought hard to keep "cook thoroughly" on the package! Nanny state nonsense - but whatever. Ground beef. Cook thoroughly. 2017. We kept an 18-hour workday for child coal miners and imposed a $500 fine for each accidental skull-crushing. It's still government interference in the market. Oh well! 2019. Success! When we lick the jackboots of our Beckistani overlords, they are required to wipe them first with moist towelettes! It's liberal fascism, but what can you do? All hail the buzzcut.
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2005-01-01 meat 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2005-01-01 Pub. Date: 2005-01-01
Image Number: 86617
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, hungry Americans! Do you find that steakhouses like these aren't quite meeting your renegade eating needs? Then check out these NEW ADVENTURES IN THEME DINING! Aussie Steak Hut. Blazing Cattles Bar & Grill. Attila's Meat Pit. No waiting to be seated - you must CONQUER your table by slaying animatronic monks! The booth of Naissus is MINE! HA! Today's Specials. Blood of Bledo $11. Flesh of the Ostrogoths. Apocalypse Cow. Fine dining in a post-nuclear atmosphere. Customers chase down their own mutant bovine and roast them over burning oil wells. Look! There's some! The Beef Lobby Lounge. Meat free from the shackles of government inspection. A real walk on the wild side! Mmm ... Mad cow prions make all the difference. This E. Coli-splattered steak is NOT for sissies! Food Guide Pyramid. Beef.
     
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