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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-11-18 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-11-18 Pub. Date: 2019-11-18
Image Number: 180437
Caption: Last week, stingy café owner Armstrong Maynard was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past. (We know it's early, but the ghost was booked). Our story continues … Lemme guess, Ghost of Christmas Present? Yep. Cough cough. You're a smoker? What, I don't get enough grief from Ghost of Christmas Future? Cigarettes kills you. Wise up. Cut it out! I'm haunting you!
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-11-11 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-11-11 Pub. Date: 2019-11-11
Image Number: 180338
Caption: Armstrong Maynard, waaaake uuuuup!!! Waaaaaaaake uuuuuuuuppp!!! Give me a break. Heavy sleepers are absolutely the worst part of the haunting business. Bang on a pot!
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-09-21 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-09-21 Pub. Date: 2019-09-21
Image Number: 179411
Caption: Rudy asked me the most absurd question. Do tell, Mr. Maynard. He asked me if you and I were going on a date tonight when we go to hear Sean Hannity speak. It's the most absurd thing I've ever heard. Absurd! Say it with me: Absolutely absurd! Absurd!
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-09-17 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-09-17 Pub. Date: 2019-09-17
Image Number: 179407
Caption: Mr. Maynard, had you heard that Sean Hannity is coming to the Civic Auditorium? Naturally. I have two tickets to his speech. Would you like to join me? Would you like me to join you? Of course. That's why I asked. Good, then my ticket will be free. Well played, stingy entrepreneur. You're kind to notice.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-09-16 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-09-16 Pub. Date: 2019-09-16
Image Number: 179406
Caption: Hello, Mr. Maynard. Mr. Lark. How have you been of late? Fine, not-withstanding our oppressive tax-and-spend government. Your polite but fiery temperament inspires me, Mr. Maynard. And yours Mr. Lark.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2019-04-20 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2019-04-20 Pub. Date: 2019-04-20
Image Number: 177237
Caption: Rudy, have a seat. There's something I need to tell you. Oh no. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. I've made a decision. I've decided not to fire you. I love that such a personnel decision is considered news around here. Relieved and disgusted.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2018-05-05 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2018-05-05 Pub. Date: 2018-05-05
Image Number: 171063
Caption: Boss? I was cleaning out the bunker like you said to, when I stumbled across blueprints for an O'Neill cylinder. You're imagining things, minion. The front page was a to-do list: Step five was herd genetically modified people onto orbital O'Neill cylinder. Step four was slip fattener into coffee. Step three was become minister of cafes. Step two: Elect Trump. Relax, it's just a short story I wrote in the '80s when I was a hatchling - I mean when I was a kid. Step one was assume identity of original Armstrong Maynard.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-09-14 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-09-14 Pub. Date: 2017-09-14
Image Number: 162612
Caption: Rudy, I'm thinking of replacing you with Gunther the illegal immigrant. What?! Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. Relax. I haven't yet made up my mind. I'll give you a chance to underbid him. Gunther says he'll work for $1 a day, from 3am to 11pm. Can you beat that? Yeah. I can turn you in. Tsk tsk ... Gunther would never say something like that.
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-02-24 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-02-24 Pub. Date: 2017-02-24
Image Number: 154817
Caption: Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and a mopper-upper guy. What? If only you'll give me more of a decision-making role, you'll find that I've got a lot of good ideas. Such as. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. I, uh … didn't really expect you to ask me right now. I sense a cash register that needs mopping.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-01-25 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-01-25 Pub. Date: 2017-01-25
Image Number: 153709
Caption: Rudy, from now on I'm going to answer all employee requests through Twitter. Publicly? Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. That's right. If you have a valid request, you should have no problem with the entire world hearing it. Now, what was that again about you needing time off for a proctology appointment? Never mind. Hold on ... composing a tweet ... How do you spell "polyp" again?
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-19 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-19 Pub. Date: 2016-09-19
Image Number: 148779
Caption: Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-03-10 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-03-10 Pub. Date: 2016-03-10
Image Number: 140200
Caption: Rudy, I suppose you're wondering why I've requested a saliva sample. I am, boss. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. Employers can't be too careful these days, Rudy. How do I know you're not on smack? How do I know you're even you? You could be an ISIS-trained impostor who's done away with the real Rudy. I'm not ISIS. If you have nothing to hide, you won't mind spitting into my beaker.
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-12-15 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-12-15 Pub. Date: 2015-12-15
Image Number: 136614
Caption: Boss, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would it be? Insurance-Adjuster-Man. In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure. Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast. "Heroes" aren't in it for the money. Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance ... Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard.
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-09-13 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-09-13 Pub. Date: 2015-09-13
Image Number: 131663
Caption: Rudy, we're going to have to cut expenses. We already did that, boss. I don't think you're clear on the concept, minion. It's a way of life. Did you read one book and then never read again? Did you listen to one song and then never listen to another again? Did you kiss someone once and then never again? Cutting expenses isn't something you do just once. A good businessman cuts expenses constantly. Whether he needs to or not. You trim the fat. When you run out of fat, you trim the nerves and the muscle. When you run out of that, you start slicing every last molecule of bone you can. The goal is to see if you can maximize your profits while running on pure marrow. That, my minion, is the holy grail. I call it The Tao of Armstrong. Armstrong Maynard. If I can ever figure out how to cut the marrow, I will have touched the face of god. Everyone has their own religion.
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-07-23 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-07-23 Pub. Date: 2015-07-23
Image Number: 130028
Caption: Rudy, I'm thinking of replacing you with Gunther the illegal immigrant. What?! Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. Relax. I haven't yet made up my mind. I'll give you a chance to underbid him. Gunther says he'll work for $1 a day, from 3am to 11pm. Can you beat that? Yeah. I can turn you in. Tsk tsk ... Gunther would never say something like that.
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-30 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-30 Pub. Date: 2015-05-30
Image Number: 127574
Caption: Rudy, have a seat. There's something I need to tell you. What is it, boss? Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. I once owned a dog. I'd tell him to "sit" every five minutes, just to show him who's in charge. That's all. You can go. But be back in five minutes. I wish this chair was cushioned.
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-13 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-13 Pub. Date: 2015-05-13
Image Number: 126889
Caption: Rudy, you're good with kids. Sit down, I need your advice. Sure thing, boss. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. If a girl scout asked me if she could set up a cookie stand outside the café … What would be the most kid-friendly way to serve her with a cease and desist order? Are you serious? I was thinking of having the process server dress up as Big Bird.
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-05-07 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-05-07 Pub. Date: 2015-05-07
Image Number: 126577
Caption: Minion, I've noticed several of the patrons are working on their laptops, tablets and phones. Yeah, that's what people do in cafes, boss. Are you aware, minion, that states and municipalities regularly tax people who conduct business within their borders? I don't see why the state should have a monopoly on taxation. Do you, minion? Inform the patrons they've missed the cafe's April 15th filing deadline, so there will be penalties. If the government can be "We the People," Armstrong Maynard can be "Me the Government." Very bad man.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-01-10 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-01-10 Pub. Date: 2014-01-10
Image Number: 106940
Caption: Ever since you restarted your feud with Mrs. Cohen, our profits have increased 16%. I hope you're happy. I was … but then I crunched some numbers. It turns out that if you give it a little more effort, you can boost that number. 213 of patrons under 60 say they'd stick around longer if it meant they could watch Sadie give you and Atomic Wedgie. How do you live with yourself knowing you're not giving it your all? Pretty well. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard.
     
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2013-12-20 Maynard 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2013-12-20 Pub. Date: 2013-12-20
Image Number: 106920
Caption: Holiday Poem Week continues with: Armstrong Maynard, feeling unusually magnanimous. A holiday bonus is deserved and quite nice. I'll here no ifs, ands, or buts. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. Take an extra scone home, half-price. Oh yeah … and your health insurance is cut. You never gave me health insurance.
     
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