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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-10-03 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-10-03 Pub. Date: 2017-10-03
Image Number: 163535
Caption: The Search is on for Tom Price Replacement. C'mon, we've got binders of sadistic doctors. Look harder! But we need someone who has no regard for the taxpayer' loves or their money. Most of these doctors are normal decent people … What is wrong with them? I think we have to face it. We may never find another Tom Price. Drat the luck ... Not as easy as you think ... Wait a minute ... Here's a possibility. Males, creepy, really, no really, very. Do not re-cycle.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-09-22 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-09-22 Pub. Date: 2017-09-22
Image Number: 163249
Caption: The West thing they can starve North Koreans into submission. And possibly millions of North Koreans may starve to death. But our enemies overlook one important fact. I won't starve.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-26 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-26 Pub. Date: 2017-06-26
Image Number: 159886
Caption: Mrs. May and Mrs. Merkel. European Union. A. Merkel prop. Shall I be mother? In Union is Strength.
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-12 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-12 Pub. Date: 2017-06-12
Image Number: 159326
Caption: Happy Losers. Hillary Clinton and Jeremy Corbyn Get Sloshed Together. So I said to her, "Congratulations, you've got to talk to Trump now." Hah! Keep cold and Kerry on. Old Blither. Scotch Whisky. "Keep talkin'." Closed. Private party.
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-05-17 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-05-17 Pub. Date: 2017-05-17
Image Number: 158259
Caption: Another Day in the Life of Sean Spicer. 2017 May. Sun Mon Tues Wed Thur Fri Sat. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 23 24 25 26 27 29 30 31. Fool. Liar. Vaseline.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-16 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-16 Pub. Date: 2017-03-16
Image Number: 155893
Caption: The New Scottish Games.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-05 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-05 Pub. Date: 2017-03-05
Image Number: 155342
Caption: Baseball May Lose Players to Immigration Sweeps. Strike three? I think we need to check that guy's papers!
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-01 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-01 Pub. Date: 2017-03-01
Image Number: 155259
Caption: The British Parliament May Disinvite Trump. We shall fight him on the beaches. We shall fight him on the landing grounds. We shall … and the Germans will help, thank heavens … Keep calm and check spelling.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-02-23 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-02-23 Pub. Date: 2017-02-23
Image Number: 154986
Caption: National Guard Troops May Be Used to Round Up Aliens. Never thought I'd be doing this in the guard … We're just following orders.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-10 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-10 Pub. Date: 2017-01-10
Image Number: 153292
Caption: Julian Assange Calls. Julian! Buddy! My man! You still in the Ecuadorian embassy? Hey! Do you a favor? Just name it! Can I talk to the prime minister to get you out of there? You bet. Not a problem, pal. Done! For you, anything! You just pack up your stuff and walk out the front door. And if anyone tries to stop you, punch 'em in the face. I guarantee it. What are friends for? Attention! Julian Assange escapes! May be armed and dangerous. Shoot on sight. Yes. What are friends for?
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-01-04 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-01-04 Pub. Date: 2017-01-04
Image Number: 153032
Caption: British Prime Minster Theresa May tries to strengthen the "special relationship." Oh ... right ... special relationship .. (nudge-nudge, wink-wink) ... Special ... (nod's as good as a wink) relationship ...Oh, say no more.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-06 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-06 Pub. Date: 2016-10-06
Image Number: 149594
Caption: Mrs. May Explains How Brexit Will Work. England expects every man will do his duty! Well, I was going to take the wife for a holiday in France. She can meet you there, then!
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-10 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-10 Pub. Date: 2016-09-10
Image Number: 148657
Caption: How American Youth Changes Over the Summer. Early in summer we are embarrassed by fatness and whiteness from a winter of eating frozen pizza. May 25. Then we get over our self-consciousness. June 15. And get active in summer fun. July 15. We do some summer work. July 30. We get some summer sun. August 15. We play some summer games. And finally ... September 1. We are tanned, slender, and got muscles everywhere. Just in time for six more months of frozen pizza. Pizza.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-07-06 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-07-06 Pub. Date: 2016-07-06
Image Number: 146015
Caption: New treats from Hostess brands! Ding Dons. Golden coconut shreds over a tasty orange mass. Makes you feel like you can beat the hell out of anyone. Hillarees. Vanilla goo generously frosted over generous lump of vanilla goo. HOnest goodness! BernieQs. Maple-flavored bagel dough topped with some sort of marshmallow whip. Glows in the dark. Mitchmics. Puffed content, chewy on the outside, soft on the inside. Made with genuine M&M's. Chocolate SnoBalls. Served in the House of Representatives which may contain nuts. Regular old yucky Twinkies. Like other products, not good for you, but you eat them anyway, and you have for years and don't don't know why.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-04-08 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-04-08 Pub. Date: 2016-04-08
Image Number: 141789
Caption: Ms. Clinton and her Teacup Blankfein. Now, Lloyd, Mama may not be able to take you for walks until after the election. Wall St.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-02-23 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-02-23 Pub. Date: 2016-02-23
Image Number: 139756
Caption: Word Reaches Your Cartoonist that Mitt Romney May be Thinking About Running. Real Men Use Higgins Ink. Make every penny a prisoner. TRMS. Dog on car! Dog on car! Dog on car! Milk. Eggs. Bread.
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-26 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-26 Pub. Date: 2015-10-26
Image Number: 134588
Caption: Return with Us Now to the Days of Negro Slavery (per Ben Carson). But if you think we have a hard life, some day people may be forced to buy health insurance for themselves Oh, no! Is there no end to the horror Lawsy me, etc.
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-10-09 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-10-09 Pub. Date: 2015-10-09
Image Number: 133941
Caption: Mr. Boehner May Stay a While Longer While Search Goes On. No, wait, John, stay a while. We need your guidance, your wisdom, your body Hey there, Newt! What's up fella! Busy? Oh, really. Writin' another book? Well, well, lissen, how about a little parttime work? Nothin' hard. Inside work, no lifting. US House of Representatives. We recycle, hah! Boehner.
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-16 May 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-16 Pub. Date: 2015-08-16
Image Number: 131404
Caption: Russians May Have Hacked Into Pentagon Secrets. Pentagon. All spies must show papers. Especially you Russian bastards. What do we have so far? The general's tee time is at three, the colonel's manuscript is done, and the major's girlfriend is late
     
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