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1. Cartoonist Brian Crane  Pickles 2016-08-08 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Brian Crane
Comic/Cartoon: Pickles
Viewable Date: 2016-08-08 Pub. Date: 2016-08-08
Image Number: 146572
Caption: What are you looking at, Earl? It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see. Okay, so what do you see? I see a nice wife who is going to massage my tired, smelly feet. And I see a man who needs better glasses.
2. Cartoonist Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott  Baby Blues 2016-08-05 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Baby Blues
Viewable Date: 2016-08-05 Pub. Date: 2016-08-05
Image Number: 146505
Caption: We like to tailor our treatments to our clients' lifestyles. What can you tell me about yourselves? Well, let's see … Today only. ⅟2 price massage. Well, let's see … we have three kids under ten, and we don't get much sleep exercise or free time. They said salvage work is extra. Massage.
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-07-28 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-07-28 Pub. Date: 2016-07-28
Image Number: 146485
Caption: This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Movie critics. For the last time, my review of Star Trek was totally unbiased and professional. You said "Nerd Trek 3 is a steaming pile of mediocrity, which should appeal to the younger generations. This reminds me of the time I dated Bill Shatner." See? Completely objective. You said "Chris Pine isn't half the back-rubber Shatner is." Objectively speaking.
4. Cartoonist Rina Piccolo  Tina's Groove 2016-05-17 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Rina Piccolo
Comic/Cartoon: Tina's Groove
Viewable Date: 2016-05-17 Pub. Date: 2016-05-17
Image Number: 143168
Caption: So, wait. You made a wish to clone Tina so that you could put her clones to work? This is morally reprehensible! How dare you objectify a human being to suit your own selfish desires! Later … Do my feet …
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-05-01 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-05-01 Pub. Date: 2016-05-01
Image Number: 141911
Caption: Can I use your wi-fi? Of course. Did you buy something? In a manner of speaking. I bought a Snickers bar last month at the 7-11 over in Candorville. So I'm basically a paying customer. I'm not following. My money went to pay the clerk's salary. A few days later, that clerk bought a magazine at a newsstand. The proprietor of the newsstand later used that money when he went to a massage parlor. He tipped the masseuse $65. The masseuse later took a bus to our town, where she bought a latter in this very establishment. I'm a customer thrice-removed. Ok. The password is "password."
6. Cartoonist Hilary Price  Rhymes with Orange 2016-04-28 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Hilary Price
Comic/Cartoon: Rhymes with Orange
Viewable Date: 2016-04-28 Pub. Date: 2016-04-28
Image Number: 142230
Caption: High-End Massage. They'll be selling their cd after. Ready, boys?
7. Cartoonist Dan Piraro  Bizarro 2016-03-26 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Dan Piraro
Comic/Cartoon: Bizarro
Viewable Date: 2016-03-26 Pub. Date: 2016-03-26
Image Number: 140572
Caption: If you don't turn off the trickling water soundtrack, I'll never make it through this massage without a bathroom break.
8. Cartoonist Matt Wuerker  Matt Wuerker's Editorial Cartoons 2012-09-05 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Matt Wuerker
Comic/Cartoon: Matt Wuerker's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-02-25 Pub. Date: 2012-09-05
Image Number: 87192
Caption: A Very Gated Community. Political Class Big Show! Pundit TV. Chattering Class Channel. After party. Massage. Convention Center. TV. Catering.Security zone. Keep out. Factory closed. Out of business. Bank sale.
9. Cartoonist Hilary Price  Rhymes with Orange 2016-02-12 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Hilary Price
Comic/Cartoon: Rhymes with Orange
Viewable Date: 2016-02-12 Pub. Date: 2016-02-12
Image Number: 138710
Caption: Wellness. I'll have the well vodka, please. After the massage, the lady said I'd released a lot of toxins … so I came straight here to replenish them. Bar.
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-01-26 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-01-26 Pub. Date: 2016-01-26
Image Number: 138314
Caption: I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy. Which part do you miss most? Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what tv shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission? Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors.
11. Cartoonist Mike Smith  Mike Smith's Editorial Cartoons 2015-11-04 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Mike Smith
Comic/Cartoon: Mike Smith's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-11-04 Pub. Date: 2015-11-04
Image Number: 134881
Caption: And we want foot massages. These debate demands are getting ridiculous.
12. Cartoonist John Deering  John Deering's Editorial Cartoons 2015-09-19 massage 
Cartoonist(s): John Deering
Comic/Cartoon: John Deering's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-09-19 Pub. Date: 2015-09-19
Image Number: 132944
Caption: By the way, I hope you haven't found my presence too distracting … Joe.
13. Cartoonist Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott  Baby Blues 2015-06-05 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Baby Blues
Viewable Date: 2015-06-05 Pub. Date: 2015-06-05
Image Number: 127477
Caption: Darryl, we're supposed to be looking at new couches. Check this chair out! It has a mini-fridge, Shiatsu massage, a remote and two cup holders! You'd never leave the house. I may never leave this store! Bzzzzz. Bzzzzzz.
14. Cartoonist Signe Wilkinson  Family Tree 2009-12-28 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Signe Wilkinson
Comic/Cartoon: Family Tree
Viewable Date: 2015-03-09 Pub. Date: 2009-12-28
Image Number: 42461
Caption: Where are you spending the money your aunt gave you? Someplace special. Maybe I'll get a massage. Or a facial. Or … A really good - Sproing! Plumber.
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-03-05 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-03-05 Pub. Date: 2015-03-05
Image Number: 123747
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Brian Williams said he wrongly remembered being shot down over Iraq, and reporters who were there are saying Bill O'Reilly's really exaggerated his experiences during the Falklands War. What do you think of that? THEY'RE LIARS!!! But it's nothing new. Even Edward R. Murrow lied about being in World War II. I have it on good authority he filed all his "battlefield" reports from a love nest in the Swiss Alps, while I - I mean, while an unknown buxom beauty massaged his toes.
16. Cartoonist Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott  Baby Blues 2014-09-12 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Baby Blues
Viewable Date: 2014-09-12 Pub. Date: 2014-09-12
Image Number: 115893
Caption: How about giving me a back rub? No. If you do, I'll do the dishes tomorrow. No. If you do, I'll wash your car. No. If you don’t, I'll tell the kids where you hide the good chocolate. You play dirty. All's fair in love and massage. (This cartoon was originally published on 2009-09-25).
17. Cartoonist Greg Evans  Luann 2014-08-23 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Greg Evans
Comic/Cartoon: Luann
Viewable Date: 2014-08-23 Pub. Date: 2014-08-23
Image Number: 114396
Caption: My colors will probably clash with Dez's darks … What's this? A massage pillow? You girls need help? Tiffany! What are YOU doing here? I'm in the suite down the hall. Oh joy. Ok - lamp: keep. Pillow: trash. Creepy mask … Hmmm. She is So annoying. Well, at least it's a familiar annoying.
18. Cartoonist Jim Borgman Jerry Scott  Zits 2014-07-20 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Jim Borgman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Zits
Viewable Date: 2014-07-20 Pub. Date: 2014-07-20
Image Number: 113293
Caption: Wow! Your neck muscles feel like steel cables, Sara! OW! OW! Let me work on that for a minute. OW! Okay. OW! OW. Mmm. Ow. Ooh … Ahhhhh … There … is that any better? Oh, yeah. These hands should be insured!
19. Cartoonist Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott  Baby Blues 2014-06-25 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott
Comic/Cartoon: Baby Blues
Viewable Date: 2014-06-25 Pub. Date: 2014-06-25
Image Number: 112614
Caption: Hi honey. How was … Here, here and here. A stinky baby, an angry note from the homeowner's association and a broken remote. Is this a bad time to ask for a glass of wine and a foot rub? Not optimal, Darryl.
20. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-06-18 massage 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-06-18 Pub. Date: 2014-06-18
Image Number: 112731
Caption: Google. Gmail. Inbox (3). Starred. Sent Mail. Drafts. More. From. Subject. Received. 1. Groupon. Half off at Sofi Greek Massage & Murder Mystery dinner show. 11:43 pm. 2. Groupon. 51% off sausage + beanbag chair combo from Farhad's Megamart. 1:15 am. 3. Groupon. Half off protein shake shots + rooster sauce conditioner. 3:20 am. A deal's a deal. Purchase. (This cartoon was originally published on 5/9/2012).
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