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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-19 |
| Image Number: |
121391 |
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I've fallen out of love with my husband, Helen. I've decided to file for divorce. I'm sorry to hear that, Eileen. I spent yesterday putting every mushy love letter and poem he ever wrote to me in a box to return to him. I see. And what about all the jewelry he ever bought you? I'm keeping that for sentimental reasons. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-19 |
| Image Number: |
121364 |
| Caption: |
Darryl! Bunny just gave me tickets to Babypalooza! Oh. Cool. They'll have all the newest baby products and furniture! Do you want to go? Sure. It'll be just like a big auto show ... But instead of cars and babes, they'll have strollers and babies! I am SO married ... |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-17 |
| Image Number: |
121053 |
| Caption: |
Mom, your wedding ring is on the counter. I know. I took it off to clean down here because it's so dirty. Mom takes her wedding ring off when she gets down and dirty. Go on ... |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-15 |
| Image Number: |
121099 |
| Caption: |
The duke made his bride-to-be sign a pre-nup ... if they divorce, she gets nothing! I never did that to you! I'm lucky! If we split up ... this dirt floor is mine! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-12 |
| Image Number: |
121384 |
| Caption: |
Taxville Tax Preparation. Put us down as "married, filing miserable." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-10 |
| Image Number: |
120858 |
| Caption: |
Of all the men I could have married ... You married a gentleman! Really? What makes you a gentleman? I prefer blondes? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-08 |
| Image Number: |
120856 |
| Caption: |
Have you noticed that the longer we're together, the closer we get? Yes, I noticed! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-06 |
| Image Number: |
120917 |
| Caption: |
Vince's death really rattled me. I can tell. I mean, what have I done with MY life? You married me and we have a beautiful child. But I mean, like, fun stuff. Prepare the sofa. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-04 |
| Image Number: |
120336 |
| Caption: |
Hey, fat boy. That remora on your back ... it's not your regular one, is it? They all look the same to me. I'm pretty sure that's your wife's remora. Hey, you're right. Uh-oh ... I put on the wrong remora this morning. That means my wife has my remora. So? That's bad. Sharks should never switch remoras. Where was he last night? Playing poker at Hawthorne's. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-23 |
| Image Number: |
120244 |
| Caption: |
Gork gave his wife a much bigger rock. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
120262 |
| Caption: |
Okay, I've completed my rough estimate of what we've spent on the kids' gifts, and it isn't pretty ... Maybe we should limit our gifts for each other to a modest $25. Ok, ok, not modest ... Were you thinking extravagant, indecent, or vulgar? Any of those will be fine. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-20 |
| Image Number: |
120029 |
| Caption: |
No, those were not my last words! I told you you never listened. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-19 |
| Image Number: |
120328 |
| Caption: |
This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-11 |
| Image Number: |
119638 |
| Caption: |
We have an open marriage but it's currently closed for remodeling. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-09 |
| Image Number: |
119738 |
| Caption: |
Ha-ha, you sounded so much like my first three wives just then. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Liza Donnelly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Liza Donnelly's Panel Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-09-23 |
| Image Number: |
72262 |
| Caption: |
But you were a cat person when we got married. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rex May |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rex May Gag Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-03-08 |
| Image Number: |
16370 |
| Caption: |
Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way - she marries it. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike Peters' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2001-12-14 |
| Image Number: |
2637 |
| Caption: |
Good news, honey. This says we're just in a recession. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-01 |
| Image Number: |
119351 |
| Caption: |
We welcome Darlene to the program. Thanks for taking my call, Helen. My neighbor is always borrowing things that she doesn’t return. I see. So what's your question for me? How do I get her to borrow my husband? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-11-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-11-29 |
| Image Number: |
119058 |
| Caption: |
Have you noticed that most couples on TV sleep on the opposite sides of the bed than we do? So? So maybe we're doing it all wrong. Hmmm … Hey! The mattress isn't all lumpy and gross over here! Bad idea! Bad idea! I want my side back! |
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