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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-03-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-03-04 |
| Image Number: |
123746 |
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Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Do you agree with Rudy Giuliani? He said the president doesn't love America, because he's always apologizing for it and finding fault with it. Thoughts? *Actual reader question. Sounds EXACTLY like love to me. My husband would disagree, but don't mind him, he's just a quarrelsome know-it-all. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike Peters' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-03-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2001-08-10 |
| Image Number: |
4841 |
| Caption: |
Honey, let's go home and make a baby. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-23 |
| Image Number: |
123045 |
| Caption: |
I warned you not to marry a mad scientist. Stop trying to run my life, Mother. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Twohy |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
That's Life |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2004-01-13 |
| Image Number: |
6286 |
| Caption: |
Pre-Dawn Strike. (A wife prepares to hit her drunk husband over the head with a pot as he comes through the door after a late night.) |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rina Piccolo |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rina Piccolo's Panel Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2009-09-12 |
| Image Number: |
40010 |
| Caption: |
Okay, your mother's gone - Can we put it away now? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Hilary Price |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rhymes with Orange |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-02-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-02-06 |
| Image Number: |
122178 |
| Caption: |
How marriage is like scissors. Handling it takes coordination. Things can get snippy. This helps to keep it together. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-31 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-31 |
| Image Number: |
121830 |
| Caption: |
I'm looking for something that says, "I thought you knew I was a jerk when you married me." Lowers. The Perfect Gift for Any Occasion. Open. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-30 |
| Image Number: |
121854 |
| Caption: |
Did you marry that guy for love or money? Both! I love money. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike Peters' Editorial Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2003-05-25 |
| Image Number: |
4024 |
| Caption: |
…In sickness and in health or at least as long as there's a tax break for married couples. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-19 |
| Image Number: |
121391 |
| Caption: |
I've fallen out of love with my husband, Helen. I've decided to file for divorce. I'm sorry to hear that, Eileen. I spent yesterday putting every mushy love letter and poem he ever wrote to me in a box to return to him. I see. And what about all the jewelry he ever bought you? I'm keeping that for sentimental reasons. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-19 |
| Image Number: |
121364 |
| Caption: |
Darryl! Bunny just gave me tickets to Babypalooza! Oh. Cool. They'll have all the newest baby products and furniture! Do you want to go? Sure. It'll be just like a big auto show ... But instead of cars and babes, they'll have strollers and babies! I am SO married ...(This cartoon was originally published on 2009-02-02). |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-17 |
| Image Number: |
121053 |
| Caption: |
Mom, your wedding ring is on the counter. I know. I took it off to clean down here because it's so dirty. Mom takes her wedding ring off when she gets down and dirty. Go on ... |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-15 |
| Image Number: |
121099 |
| Caption: |
The duke made his bride-to-be sign a pre-nup ... if they divorce, she gets nothing! I never did that to you! I'm lucky! If we split up ... this dirt floor is mine! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-12 |
| Image Number: |
121384 |
| Caption: |
Taxville Tax Preparation. Put us down as "married, filing miserable." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-10 |
| Image Number: |
120858 |
| Caption: |
Of all the men I could have married ... You married a gentleman! Really? What makes you a gentleman? I prefer blondes? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-08 |
| Image Number: |
120856 |
| Caption: |
Have you noticed that the longer we're together, the closer we get? Yes, I noticed! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-06 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-06 |
| Image Number: |
120917 |
| Caption: |
Vince's death really rattled me. I can tell. I mean, what have I done with MY life? You married me and we have a beautiful child. But I mean, like, fun stuff. Prepare the sofa. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2015-01-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2015-01-04 |
| Image Number: |
120336 |
| Caption: |
Hey, fat boy. That remora on your back ... it's not your regular one, is it? They all look the same to me. I'm pretty sure that's your wife's remora. Hey, you're right. Uh-oh ... I put on the wrong remora this morning. That means my wife has my remora. So? That's bad. Sharks should never switch remoras. Where was he last night? Playing poker at Hawthorne's. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dan Piraro |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Bizarro |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-23 |
| Image Number: |
120244 |
| Caption: |
Gork gave his wife a much bigger rock. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-12-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-12-22 |
| Image Number: |
120262 |
| Caption: |
Okay, I've completed my rough estimate of what we've spent on the kids' gifts, and it isn't pretty ... Maybe we should limit our gifts for each other to a modest $25. Ok, ok, not modest ... Were you thinking extravagant, indecent, or vulgar? Any of those will be fine. |
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