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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-26 |
| Image Number: |
160581 |
| Caption: |
I wish I knew the secret to keeping a wife happy! I know the secret!! So, you must be very happily married! Nope! My girlfriend is a married woman!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-24 |
| Image Number: |
160538 |
| Caption: |
Remember when we were newlyweds, and we'd stay up late and talk for four or five hours? We still do that … it's just that those four or five ? We still do that … It's just that those four or five hours are spread out over a year.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-16 |
| Image Number: |
159230 |
| Caption: |
Believe me, Toni, lots of newlyweds have this problem. I suggest you just flip it each time you put one on. I'm sure that will make Brad happy. Perfect! Thank you!! Your mom's idea. But now I'll be unhappy half the time … New roll? Flip it!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-15 |
| Image Number: |
160044 |
| Caption: |
This shrub is starting to droop. We could plant something else. What? You would do that? After all these years? Throw out the sagging mature plant for some new young thing? I thought you were working in the yard with mom. I didn't know what I was getting into.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-09 |
| Image Number: |
159567 |
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Look at that school of fish, Sherman. Isn't it wonderful how they think as one? Why can't we be a school of fish? A school of two … Wouldn't that be romantic? Let's try it. Let's swim this way together. Why not this way? Because the school is swimming this way. But I want to swim this way. We're a school of two ... two fish, one heart ... One love ... One opinion. Your opinion.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-05 |
| Image Number: |
159993 |
| Caption: |
It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. STOP TRYING TO CHANGE YOUR WIFE INTO A XEROX COPY OF YOURSELF! Right now you relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Klingon.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-30 |
| Image Number: |
158903 |
| Caption: |
Yawn. Uh-oh. Newlywed trouble? Didn't see that comin'. Not with these lovebirds. Wonder what came between them? Man, musta been huge. G'mornin' Uncle TJ!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pros & Cons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-25 |
| Image Number: |
158932 |
| Caption: |
Look! Harry's a great guy. He's thoughtful, kind and attentive. But I need some excitement in my life and it's not going to happen with him. Is there anything I can say or do to change your mind? Nothing. Are you sure? I'm positive. In that case, Harry, I have a lady friend who will appreciate you.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Greg Evans |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Luann |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-24 |
| Image Number: |
158685 |
| Caption: |
Can you believe we've been married half a year already? I love our life together, Toni. So do I. and having our own place someday will be even better. We'll get there. Hey, we have the next few days off together. Free to do what we want. I think that calls for a celebration. Right now? I'm dressed for it ... Jonah. Call me!! Urgent!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-21 |
| Image Number: |
159225 |
| Caption: |
If you married me, your life would be easy! Really? Yes! I'd make all your decisions for you! Run.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Signe Wilkinson |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Family Tree |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2010-08-25 |
| Image Number: |
51159 |
| Caption: |
The kids called. They'll be home in five. Our week alone flashed by. It was like getting to know you all over again. I'm starving! Anyone call? I need the computer! Where's the remote? What's your name again? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pros & Cons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-13 |
| Image Number: |
158927 |
| Caption: |
Who organized the speed-dating event where you first met? Eye-to-Eye contact. Did you try to get a refund? I did! Too late. They'd gone bust.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pros & Cons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-12 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-12 |
| Image Number: |
158926 |
| Caption: |
Where did you first meet? A speed-dating event. We were the only two who turned up for it. I think it was a scam. I prefer to call it kismet.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Lester |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mike du Jour |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-06-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-06-11 |
| Image Number: |
158169 |
| Caption: |
Hey Mike, your ex-wife just walked in … Big deal. That was a long time ago and we've put our differences behind us. In fact I still light up when she enters a room.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pros & Cons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-30 |
| Image Number: |
158443 |
| Caption: |
I find it hard to believe your husband is really a narcissist. Thank you, Doctor Peel. I mean look at him. Thank you … Wait! What?!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pros & Cons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-29 |
| Image Number: |
158442 |
| Caption: |
And he's a self-absorbed narcissist. He must have had some qualities that persuaded you to marry him. He's persuasive self-absorbed narcissist.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-28 |
| Image Number: |
157645 |
| Caption: |
Earl, why are you looking down your shirt? I was eating BBQ ribs and I accidentally dropped one down there. Well, why don't you get it out of there? I was going to, but then I thought, I'm full and it's already down there … Why not just wait until I'm hungry later, and then it'll be nice and handy. I married a caveman
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Hilary Price |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rhymes with Orange |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-27 |
| Image Number: |
158196 |
| Caption: |
The Homefront. And the way he buzzes around my head -- so annoying! We just don't see eye to eye to eye to eye anymore.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-21 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-05-21 |
| Image Number: |
157666 |
| Caption: |
Ask Sadie. Our resident surly lass answers actual reader questions sent to rudy@rudypark.com, and posts answers to www.rudypark.com. Dear Sadie, My husband keeps leaving his stuff all over the place and expecting me to pick up after him. How do I get through to him that this isn't the 1950s? - Angry in Anaheim. What is wrong with you?! He doesn't "expect you" to clean up after him! He doesn't care whether you leave his boxers on the coffee table or not. You are the one who cares. You are the only one who cares if things get picked up or not. He would only start caring at the point where the pile gets high enough to block his view of the tv. It's as if you've never even heard of the male species. Ask Sadie, baby!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rex May |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rex May Gag Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-05-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2008-01-05 |
| Image Number: |
20927 |
| Caption: |
How did things go down at the glacier today, dear? |
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