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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-26 |
| Image Number: |
113785 |
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You may THINK you know me better than I know myself, but you don’t. No one knows what goes on inside the inner sanctum of my soul but me. Got it? Got it. And now I have to be going. I'm late for my … uh … … Golf game? Haircut. That's right. Thanks. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-25 |
| Image Number: |
113784 |
| Caption: |
So, you think you know me better than I know myself? Of course. Okay, sure. We've been married over fifty years, so you know me pretty well … but to say that you know me better than I know me is just silly. You're right. I'll remember that next time you ask me what your social security number is. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-24 |
| Image Number: |
113754 |
| Caption: |
Do you ever wish I was a knight in shining armor? NO! So you like me just the way I am? I like that don’t have to polish armor! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-24 |
| Image Number: |
113783 |
| Caption: |
You think you know me pretty well, don’t you? Chop chop chop. Oh, yes. I know you better than anyone on earth, including you. Okay. What's my favorite kind of pie? Round. Lucky guess. Chop choppity chop. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-24 |
| Image Number: |
113811 |
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Sherman, this is just too hard for me to believe. I know. Can you prove to me you were actually a member of the famous rock group "Smooch"? If I must. I'm suddenly mildly attracted to you. That's a good thing, since we're married. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Walker
Greg Walker
Mort Walker
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Beetle Bailey |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-24 |
| Image Number: |
113721 |
| Caption: |
AHEM! It appears that the marriage counseling session succeeded. Here's my bill. AHEM! I said, here's my bill! AHEM!! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-22 |
| Image Number: |
113752 |
| Caption: |
WOW! Look how FAST Hagar can RUN! Personal conditioning makes that possible! So do personal problems. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-22 |
| Image Number: |
113816 |
| Caption: |
You're not wearing THAT to our marriage counseling appointment, are you? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Candorville |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-20 |
| Image Number: |
113319 |
| Caption: |
It's like he's not even the same man I married. Dr. Noodle. How so? He used to mow the lawn every week. Sometimes every day. Sometimes three or four times a day. He used to come home from work, go straight into the shed, whip out that lawn mower and ride around on the grass for hours and hours and hours. It was a new lawn mower. I was excited about it. But now it doesn't run as well as it used to. Have you thought of getting pills. They make pills to keep Kentucky Bluegrass from getting overgrown? What? What? If it's so important to you, go get someone else to mow it. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-15 |
| Image Number: |
113465 |
| Caption: |
When you wed, remember - talking and listening are the keys to a good marriage! You talk - he listens! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Darrin Bell
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rudy Park |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-13 |
| Image Number: |
112985 |
| Caption: |
A cup of joe and two shots. Two shots? Not from you. From me. Please take out the trash before you go to work. If you're not too busy being a lazy, narcissistic and doughy lump of a husband! I can't wake up without coffee and a jarring personal attack. Have a nice day, dear. Modern life. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-08 |
| Image Number: |
113203 |
| Caption: |
Whenever I get into trouble, my husband always defends me! Your husband sounds like a knight in shining armor! Actually, he's a defense attorney! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pros & Cons |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-07-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-07-03 |
| Image Number: |
112968 |
| Caption: |
On the night of May 9th I was at home with my wife. We went to bed at 10 P.M. sharp. That sounded rehearsed. It's not so much rehearsed. It's more like a contractual obligation of my marriage. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-06-30 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-06-30 |
| Image Number: |
112958 |
| Caption: |
You shouldn’t read in dim light, Earl. It's bad for your eyes. That's an old wives' tale. No, I don’t think so. Think about it … you're a wife, you're old, therefore, by definition, it's an old wives' tale. I'm a husband, I have a mouth, therefore, by definition, I stick my foot in it. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Liza Donnelly
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Liza Donnelly's Panel Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-06-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-08-27 |
| Image Number: |
72321 |
| Caption: |
Returns. "My wife says when I wear it, it reminds her too much of me." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Walker
Greg Walker
Mort Walker
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Beetle Bailey |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-06-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-06-07 |
| Image Number: |
111774 |
| Caption: |
Amos, one reason I married you was for your sense of humor. Your hat is funny, but take off that apron! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-06-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-06-05 |
| Image Number: |
111868 |
| Caption: |
Now comes the hard part. Telling Megan you're going on another road trip. You don’t TELL Megan anything. In marriage, we DISCUSS what would be best for the BOTH of us. Are you thinking up a lie? It's best for the both of us. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-06-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-06-03 |
| Image Number: |
111810 |
| Caption: |
Helga, when you have problems … … just remember who you're with. Good idea … Problems will pale in comparison! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Liza Donnelly
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Liza Donnelly's Panel Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-06-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-08-25 |
| Image Number: |
72292 |
| Caption: |
You never told me to 'feather my blade' when we were first married. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne
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| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2014-05-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2014-05-28 |
| Image Number: |
111575 |
| Caption: |
There were two men I chose from for marriage … … and you chose the RIGHT one! Yes, but sometimes … … I wonder if I should have chosen the one on the LEFT! |
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