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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-13 |
| Image Number: |
172228 |
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My girl friend, Carla and I made it legal last night. What, you got married?!! No, she gave me a restraining order. Ralph.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-11 |
| Image Number: |
172088 |
| Caption: |
Click! Who was that on the phone? Just some pest control company looking for business. I told them I only have one pest in the house and I'm going to keep him.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-06-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-06-01 |
| Image Number: |
171767 |
| Caption: |
Aren't you going to criticize Helga for fighting with me? Later, Hagar … First I must compliment Helga on her remarkable take-down form!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Hilary Price |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Rhymes with Orange |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-28 |
| Image Number: |
171798 |
| Caption: |
The Golden Anniversary. Can anyone hum a few bars? To my beloved Mildred - still as lovely as out song … if I could remember it! At the earworm retirement home.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-22 |
| Image Number: |
171653 |
| Caption: |
I'm home from France! Oh! What did you bring me? Slam. Twice as much love, passion and devotion! Thank you so much, but isn't bigamy illegal?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-20 |
| Image Number: |
171120 |
| Caption: |
Six months at sea is too long for him to be away … I need my husband near! To yell at! I've got a bone to pick with you! Not this one, I hope! You always say we're a team at home … but I'm the only one cooking … cleaning … and shopping! Olaf's Mart. You just sit back watching, instructing and criticizing! How do you explain that?! I'm the team manager!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Steve Kelley Jeff Parker |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Dustin |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-17 |
| Image Number: |
171359 |
| Caption: |
Thanks for taking my call, Helen. Of course, Roger. How can I help? My wife has been criticizing me a lot recently. I'm sorry to hear that. It's constant - one list of shortcomings after another. I really miss the good old days, Helen. When she'd concentrate on your positive qualities? No, when she'd give me the silent treatment.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Dave Coverly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Speed Bump |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-13 |
| Image Number: |
171170 |
| Caption: |
You old fool! I told you the mating dance wasn't necessary anymore.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Rick Kirkman Jerry Scott |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Baby Blues |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-26 |
| Image Number: |
170608 |
| Caption: |
Whirrrrrrrr … Washer spin cycle. Click! Wummm … Furnace fan. Clunk! Sppsh! Ice maker. Our house talks to me more than you do.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-24 |
| Image Number: |
170635 |
| Caption: |
I need someone with the courage of a lion! I can be that someone! Good! Go in there and tell Helga I'm sorry!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jim Toomey |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Sherman's Lagoon |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-08 |
| Image Number: |
169782 |
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Megan, are we one of those couples? What couples? That have been married for so long that one knows what the other is thinking? The kind that can finish each other's sentences? Let's give it a try. You start a sentence. All right. Megan … I'd like to take you our for a nice dinner tonight. Didn't work. Yes it did.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Chris Browne |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Hagar The Horrible |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-04 |
| Image Number: |
170025 |
| Caption: |
My wife blames me for her morning sickness! Oh, she's pregnant? No … she wakes up next to me! She's got a point!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Jerry Van Amerongen |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Ballard Street |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-27 |
Pub. Date: |
2007-07-12 |
| Image Number: |
20188 |
| Caption: |
Shelley sells his wife's shoes whenever he gets a chance. Sale. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-22 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-22 |
| Image Number: |
169402 |
| Caption: |
Excuse me, you're single, aren't you? Bar. Yes I am. Why do you ask? No wife would let you wear that stupid polyester suit in public.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-17 |
| Image Number: |
169271 |
| Caption: |
Sylvia told me that Dan doesn't think you and I love each other. Why would he think that? Because we argue so much. We don't argue that much. Yes, we do. No, we don't! Yes, we do!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-16 |
| Image Number: |
169270 |
| Caption: |
Mom, the other day Dan asked me if you and dad actually love each other. That's a silly question. Of course we love each other. Why would he ask such a thing? It's because you and dad argue all the time, that's why. Well, heck, if there aren't any arguments in a marriage, it just means one of you isn't necessary.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pros & Cons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-15 |
| Image Number: |
169275 |
| Caption: |
I'm lost for words. I've never counseled a married couple who have so little in common with one another. What do you have in common with one another? Beep! Time's up! Anyone fancy a drink? Good idea, Melanie. Where's the nearest bar, Doctor Peel?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Kieran Meehan |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pros & Cons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-14 |
| Image Number: |
169274 |
| Caption: |
How do you perceive this relationship? Professional and respectful? Agreed. I mean your relationship with one another. Ah! Fractious and doomed? Agreed.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Mike Peters |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Mother Goose and Grimm |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-13 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-13 |
| Image Number: |
169188 |
| Caption: |
I bought my husband a new set of golf clubs for his birthday and he stopped talking to me. Why?!! That was the deal we made. Ouch!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Liza Donnelly |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Liza Donnelly's Panel Cartoons |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2011-06-21 |
| Image Number: |
72698 |
| Caption: |
Eve and I have been working on our marriage. It's almost finished. |
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