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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2019-06-17 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-06-17 Pub. Date: 2019-06-17
Image Number: 178191
Caption: The House is Too Damn Big. From the WSJ: Wealthy retirees are having trouble selling their oversized houses … because younger buyers don't want them. When are today's kids going to grow up and buy my 7,500 square foot fantasy Tuscan villa? For sale. Economic trends are partly to blame. Uh ... Maybe after I pay off my student loans I could afford, like, a bathroom? You'd better pay those off - I own the student loan company! It's a trophy home. I thought you liked getting trophies. This is 20 miles from town and has a Godzilla-sized carbon footprint. A carbon what? Fortunately, there is a solution! I don't own a car. No problem. I'm an Uber driver! Freelance Flats. Gig economy workers only.
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-18 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-18 Pub. Date: 2017-12-18
Image Number: 166467
Caption: Hedge Fund Nation. GOP Congressman Herbert Perkins has an economic plan. There's no excuse for not being a millionaire. Not when everyone can run their own hedge fund! We're going to issue trading stations and seed money to every household in the country - funded by the liquidation of social security! Clap! Clap! Soon everyone is trading, and no other work is being done. What's that smell? Click! Click! Just the streets overflowing with sewage, honey. No biggie. Some people make loads of money - but they can't spend it. Please! I need a loaf of bread! I'll pay anything! Grocery. Sorry, I don't actually sell groceries anymore - I trade wheat futures. Eventually ... Everyone is starving! What are we going to do? Obviously we need another tax cut for millionaires! Bravo! Woo!
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-30 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-30 Pub. Date: 2017-06-30
Image Number: 160142
Caption: Cults of America. This week: The Market Liberation Army. The M.L.A. is led by the charismatic Charles Mansion, who claims to channel the late economist Milton Friedman. Free your trade and your soul will follow! Members live in a compound called Dow-Jonestown, where they are indoctrined with market fundamentalism. How do we know what to do, O chosen one? Talk to the hand ... the invisible hand! Let it lift your spirit and guide you in the ways of the holy profits. They develop paranoia about those on the outside. The evil minions of the anti-hand are everywhere. We must fight their public schools and post offices! These raiments made from Wall Street Journal editorial pages will protect us from their Socialism rays! Tyranny of the Poor. Reagan lives. Any skepticism is quickly quashed. I've been thinking bad thoughts, o chose one ... like maybe we should do something about global warm - Hush! The market works in mysterious ways. But it will always love you.
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-06-26 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-06-26 Pub. Date: 2017-06-26
Image Number: 159932
Caption: GOP-Care Defended. The AHCA trades people's lives for tax cuts for the wealthy. Who's ok with that? Liberals are all "I'm so afraid of getting sick and dying bankrupting my family." Get over it. I don't mind ritual human sacrifice to hedge fund managers. They've earned it! I don't see why a 60 year-old in Alaska can't just make $30,000/year more to pay for premiums. We are but sinners in the hands of an angry market god. Do not question his will. Maybe people will die, but hey, Trump is keeping his promise to end Obamacare. Well, things may be chaotic at first, but everything will sort itself out. Right?
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-24 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-24 Pub. Date: 2017-04-24
Image Number: 157516
Caption: Deficit Memories. 2001: Wall Street questions the wisdom of the Bush tax cuts. I'm afraid enormous tax breaks for the wealthy might very well threaten America's solvency in the future. NYSE. Think of the children! Phillip Phipps Market Analyst. 2003: Countless pundits warn about the financial costs of war. We can't possibly afford to invade Iraq without blowing up the deficit! Think of the children! Sunday Morning Spewfest. 2005: Small-government activists gather en masse to protest Bush's reckless spending. At least Clinton could balance a checkbook! think of the children! 2007: Democrats hold the debt ceiling hostage. We won't raise it until every poor child has health insurance! We're serious. Do you think this cartoon needs a sarcasm disclaimer? Sarcasm? What sarcasm?
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-22 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-22 Pub. Date: 2015-06-22
Image Number: 128822
Caption: Captains of Industry Speak! On offshoring: If you love something, set it free. That's why we're setting 3,000 jobs free, like gazelles, to bound to new and exotic points of the compass! Just imagine: Data entry under a Calcutta moon! Guangdong cam. Bangalore cam. On downsizing: We had to cut 1,500 jobs, or else we couldn't afford my $50 million bonus. It's just the harsh reality of the market! On automation: The Adminidroid 8000 can do most white-collar desk jobs at a fraction of the cost of actual humans! But don't worry - there will be plenty of new jobs in robot maintenance! On raising the minimum wage: Pay more than $7.25 an hour!? NO WAY! Why, we'd have to CUT JOBS! I guess we won't even ask about unions.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-11-17 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-11-17 Pub. Date: 2014-11-17
Image Number: 119233
Caption: Life in the Billionaire Bubble. True: A hedge fund CEO is worries about hyper-inflation … based on the cost of luxury items. Check out Aspen and East Hampton real estate prices! And high-end art! Money will soon be worthless! From a billionaire's perspective, life must be confusing. Many Americans feel that they don't have a voice in politics? Buy and ad! It's easier than ever! Coal: The Fuel of Tomorrow. All this talk about low incomes ... Have people not checked their portfolios lately? Dow (up). I don't see why so many people hate flying nowadays. It's never been better. High Rollair.
     
8. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-04-14 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-04-14 Pub. Date: 2014-04-14
Image Number: 110316
Caption: Tyranny of the Collectivists. They tend to look and speak alike, often projecting their gray conformity onto others. We must destroy collectivism. They crust the individual spirit by innundating us with their groupthink. Alliance Against CO2 Discrimination. How many markets should we include in our TV buy? All of them. Indeed, the collective is bent on nothing but its own expansion. Projected growth. Those new regulations would kill our numbers next quarter. Our lobbyists are on it. Yes, "the collectivists promise heaven, but deliver hell." Koch Industries. Our profits are for the good of mankind.
     
9. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-10-28 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-10-29 Pub. Date: 2013-10-28
Image Number: 103435
Caption: The Market Liberation Army in "Freedom Fowl." Cult leader Charles Mansion preaches to his disciples. Gather round, my flock, for today's sermon on the glory of the market! I hold before you a chicken from Foster Farms, who've been accused of spreading antibiotic-resistant salmonella. Some are even calling for new regulations. *GASP!* They do not understand that markets are perfect and must not be distorted, lest the invisible hand become the fist of an angry God! All hail unregulated poultry! Can we eat the chicken, O wise one? HELL NO! I mean, let's order a pizza.
     
10. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-09-23 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-09-24 Pub. Date: 2013-09-23
Image Number: 102103
Caption: It's the 5th anniversary of the financial crisis! Come celebrate at the NO MORE CASH BASH. FUN! Underwater Mortgage Pool Party. 200K Deb.t 300. … With a foreclosed bounce house for the kids! Property of Biggie Bank. GAMES! "Pin the Jail on the (Wall Street) Honky." Indictment. (Joke's on the player - these pins don't stick!) FOOD! INADEQUATE STIMULUS COOKOUT. We'll try to keep the grill going without enough charcoal! In the long run, we're all fed! 5% OF A CAKE. Representing the amount of the recovery that has gone to the bottom 99% of Americans. (Divide into 297 million pieces.)
     
11. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2013-08-12 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-08-12 Pub. Date: 2013-08-12
Image Number: 100434
Caption: Massive resistance to health care reform is underway in Missouri, where officials can be sued for providing advice about the new federal insurance exchanges. Can you tell me about my health insurance options for next year? State Health Dept. SHH! They might be listening! Cue the propaganda posters! Have YOU been talking about Obamacare? Loose lips sink free markets! What to do if someone tries to give you information about health insurance: 1. Insert fingers into ears. 2. Duck and cover. 3. Report the violator to the authorities. Quiz. Mandatory silence about a federal law affecting millions is: A. An abuse of power by literal thought police. B. Freedom! Answer: If you said "A," please report to the State Capitol for re-education.
     
12. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-02 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-02 Pub. Date: 2012-04-02
Image Number: 86652
Caption: IF BUYING BROCCOLI WERE LIKE BUYING HEALTH INSURANCE. Because some Supreme Court justices can't seem to tell the difference. Broccoli! Broccoli! Bewildering Jargon. Stalk Pay … $0. Sprout Rider … $200. Floret Fee … $50. Cruciferous Subtractor … $100. High Risk Brocco-Pool. How much is this? You might need a lot of broccoli someday, so that'll be $500 a head. Denial of Vegetable. I'm sorry, ma'am. You can't buy that because you have pre-existing Chlorophilia.
     
13. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-24 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-24 Pub. Date: 2012-01-24
Image Number: 89013
Caption: Slowpoke. Pop Culture Periscope presents: Consumer Nudism. "naked" branding is all the rage these days, with lots of products celebrating back-to-nature minimalism. "Barefoot" running shoes. Naked fruit juice. North Face "better than naked" jacket. Soon … naked pets become fashionable. The music industry jumps on board ... Beethoven's 5th naked Performed as God intended by the London Philharmonic. And everyone wants a car from Flintstone Motorworks ... "Feel the road." Yabba dabba neo-primitivism! There's all-nude birthing, for a truly natural experience. Less-is-more menus: Urban Lunchster Cafe. Regular grilled cheese ... $6. Naked grilled cheese ... $10. Just the Velveeta!
     
14. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-09-12 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-09-12 Pub. Date: 2011-09-12
Image Number: 89282
Caption: Slowpoke. Sarah Palin and others like to call the Wisconsin teachers' union "thugs." Yes, these edu-gangsters are a menace to society, with their grammatically-correct threats … Would you like a piece of this? Detention slip. Even worse, sometimes they use "Godfather"-inspired tactics to send a message to their enemies. Aaaaah! Biology lab frog in a pool of formaldehyde. In some cases, entire classrooms are merely fronts for black-market dealing. I've got 1,000 bootleg copies of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar". Shh ... Only they know what secrets lie buried in the playground. What happened here, Miss Sprinkle? Oh, don't you worry about it!
     
15. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-08-13 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-08-13 Pub. Date: 2011-08-13
Image Number: 89288
Caption: Slowpoke. New Car Runs On Ignorance. A scientific breakthrough is announced. We've developed a vehicle powered by political talk radio. It works by harvesting the listener's misfiring electrical impulses in the brain, and concerting them into energy. The bigger the falsehoods, the higher the horsepower! The cars are rapidly brought onto the market. Chevy Rube. It doesn't work well in Japan or Sweden, but in the U.S the mileage is AMAZING! Climatologists praise the new technology. Thanks to ignoramo-power, misinformation about global warming becomes part of the solution! But then ... A BACKLASH! Environmentalists like these cars? Gimme back my Suburban! The scientists regroup. So, what now? We design a car that runs on knee-jerk reactions! I'm on it.
     
16. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2011-05-21 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-05-21 Pub. Date: 2011-05-21
Image Number: 89279
Caption: Slowpoke. Deficit Memories. 2001: Wall Street questions the wisdom of the Bush tax cuts. I'm afraid enormous tax breaks for the wealthy might very well threaten America's solvency in the future. NYSE. Think of the children! Phillip Phipps. Market analyst. 2003: Countless pundits warn about the financial costs of war. We can't possibly afford to invade Iraq without blowing up the deficit! Think of the children! Sunday morning spewfest. 2005: Small government activists gather en masse to protest Bush's reckless spending. At least Clinton could balance a checkbook! Think of the children! 2007: Democrats hold the debt ceiling hostage. We won't raise it until every poor child has health insurance. We're serious. Do you think this cartoon needs a sarcasm disclaimer? Sarcasm? What sarcasm?
     
17. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-12-20 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-12-20 Pub. Date: 2010-12-20
Image Number: 89602
Caption: Slowpoke. The off-center enter. As political compromise seems to shift ever rightward, what deals can we expect from the congress of the future? 2013. Social security may be gone, but we've made sure every senior gets a Snuggie at age 67! Should be 70, but ok. 2016. Meat inspection may be a thing of the past, and E. coli is now considered a nutrient ... but I fought hard to keep "cook thoroughly" on the package! Nanny state nonsense - but whatever. Ground beef. Cook thoroughly. 2017. We kept an 18-hour workday for child coal miners and imposed a $500 fine for each accidental skull-crushing. It's still government interference in the market. Oh well! 2019. Success! When we lick the jackboots of our Beckistani overlords, they are required to wipe them first with moist towelettes! It's liberal fascism, but what can you do? All hail the buzzcut.
     
18. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-05-25 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-05-25 Pub. Date: 2009-05-25
Image Number: 91017
Caption: Slowpoke. Killer Stocks. Some investment firms still refuse to divest from Petrochina. Whose parent company funds genocide in Sudan. Indeed, some market absolutists are livid. Who knows what JIHAD they'll embark on next? Talking about Darfur? Nope! Actual comment by an opponent of divestment campaigns. How can we help these people see the connection between MONEY and MURDER? Vanguard. Total holdings: 2. By replacing the zeros on their account statements with decapitated heads of Darfuris? Or maybe they would only come to their senses if they discovered they were investing in THEIR OWN destruction. Oblivion Hills Gated Community. Militiacorp. Rrrrr ... Well, well! This Militiacorp stock I bought has performed very nicely! BOOM! What was that?
     
19. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-05-11 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-05-11 Pub. Date: 2009-05-11
Image Number: 91015
Caption: Slowpoke. Meltdown Minit. This is Mr. Perkins with your Meltdown Minit. First some good news: Shares of Nastibank soared today on word that they made a profit last quarter, not counting their losses. A slowdown in the adult entertainment sector has led nipple tassel titan T-Whirl TM. To go bust. Tens if thousands of Hungarian tassel-weavers are out of work. On Tuesday, the closing of falafel chain Pita Potentate TM caused the implosion of chickpea goliath GARBANZOR. TM. This somehow triggered the pancaking of the Thai Bhat. Elsewhere in the world, Azerbaijan officially closed as a country, citing "a market worse than the smell of one thousand goats." The former nation urges the world to post no bills on its vacant facade. This just in: "Meltdown Minit" is bankrupt. Please enjoy the test pattern coming soon!
     
20. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-03-02 market 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-03-02 Pub. Date: 2009-03-02
Image Number: 91006
Caption: Slowpoke. Mr. Perkins vs. The Recession. Dear Diary, As you know, I was laid off from the comic strip last week. The hunt for a new job is not going well. First I tried trolling for prawns on a fishing vessel. Pay was on a per-prawn basis. All I caught was a soggy old soft-cushioned toilet seat. But it didn't matter. In the afternoon, the prawn market crashed and I was laid off. Next I took a position assisting with pug insemination. But the stud services company had invested with Bernie Madoff. I was laid off. In an act of desperation, I tried out for a bit part in Beetle Bailey. Miss Buxley! I've got a package for the General! But the whole strip got outsourced to a sixteen year-old in Korea. The next day ... Slowpoke wants to hire me back at half my former pay and publish my diaries. Huzzah!
     
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