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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2019-12-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-12-04 |
Image Number: |
180760 |
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He's become rich posting photos wearing sponsored products. He's a selfie-made man! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2019-11-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-11-10 |
Image Number: |
180378 |
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Lookup in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! Malaprop Man! You're playing poker these days! Yep. I'm a natural born grumbler. Last time I played I won a bit pop with a full horse. Then I bit it all and lost on the next hand. I needed one card for a royal flash. I never had a chance because all four jerks were missing. There was only forty-eight cards! I always knew you weren't playing with a full deck, Malaprop Man. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2019-08-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-08-05 |
Image Number: |
178880 |
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My boss fired me just because of my "every man for himself" attitude at work. You were a lifeguard! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2019-07-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-16 |
Image Number: |
178526 |
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Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2019-07-14 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-07-14 |
Image Number: |
178509 |
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When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2019-05-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-26 |
Image Number: |
177894 |
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Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man, you're a professional influencer on social media now! Yep. I started out as a simple booger, updating daily about my thoughts and activities. Then I noticed I was getting more licks. One day I posted a mean and it went spiral! Now I a brand ambassador, generating more and more depressions every day! Good to hear you realize that, M-Man. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2019-04-03 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-04-03 |
Image Number: |
177036 |
Caption: |
I can't believe that when I was young I thought "tax man" must be some sort of superhero! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2019-02-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-24 |
Image Number: |
176529 |
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I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2019-02-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-23 |
Image Number: |
176528 |
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Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2019-02-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-10 |
Image Number: |
176325 |
Caption: |
Auto Show. My car and I both struggle to get going on a winter morning and tend to overheat in the summer. Also, both cars and people will keep running longer if a regular maintenance program is followed. Yeah, but a minivan will always be a minivan and a sedan will always be a sedan. I went from being a little kid to a lean young man to being a pot-bellied middle aged man. Completely unlike cars, people will be multiple different body types over a lifetime! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2019-01-28 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-28 |
Image Number: |
176140 |
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Henry David Thoreau 1817- 1862. Thoreau said "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." It was quiet only until the internet platforms for anonymous complaining. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2019-01-19 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-19 |
Image Number: |
176131 |
Caption: |
There's no physiological reason I'm sleeping less as I'm getting older. I just need more time to find my glasses. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-12-26 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-26 |
Image Number: |
175562 |
Caption: |
Ernie's a man of few words, but a lot of different noises. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-12-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-12-01 |
Image Number: |
175145 |
Caption: |
I used to swing from chandeliers. Now I move as quickly as possible from restroom to restroom. |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-11-04 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-11-04 |
Image Number: |
174899 |
Caption: |
Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.) |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-09-24 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-09-24 |
Image Number: |
174184 |
Caption: |
The Gingerbread Man Decides to Stop Running. Haven't you people ever heard of the 5-second rule?! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-09-02 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-09-02 |
Image Number: |
173941 |
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Comedy Club. Military Open Mic Night. Some of those performers failed. The pilot didn't get a single laugh. The Air Force bomber! And the enlisted man was tasteless. Private first class! The Green Beret totally flubbed his lines, but the Navy Seal did some great slapstick. Special ops and special farces! I think the boot camp instructor was the best of the night. He was very witty and whimsical. The Marine droll sergeant! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-07-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-17 |
Image Number: |
173131 |
Caption: |
The saddest part is that he refers to this as "sticking it to the man." |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-05-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-20 |
Image Number: |
171880 |
Caption: |
Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! You're a fitness instructor now! Yes, I guide my clients through a program of strength and endurance tanning! Muscle mess is increased with progressively bigger bar bills. And each person has a set heart rot target. I guarantee everybody will end up with a great beached body this summer! Just make sure you're there to roll them back in the water, M-Man! |
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Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
Viewable Date: |
2018-05-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-18 |
Image Number: |
171878 |
Caption: |
"Scientists believe a prehistoric man found encased in a glacier may be a victim of assault." They should bring in a cold case specialist. |
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