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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-09-02 |
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2018-09-02 |
| Image Number: |
173941 |
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Comedy Club. Military Open Mic Night. Some of those performers failed. The pilot didn't get a single laugh. The Air Force bomber! And the enlisted man was tasteless. Private first class! The Green Beret totally flubbed his lines, but the Navy Seal did some great slapstick. Special ops and special farces! I think the boot camp instructor was the best of the night. He was very witty and whimsical. The Marine droll sergeant! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-07-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-07-17 |
| Image Number: |
173131 |
| Caption: |
The saddest part is that he refers to this as "sticking it to the man." |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-20 |
| Image Number: |
171880 |
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Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! You're a fitness instructor now! Yes, I guide my clients through a program of strength and endurance tanning! Muscle mess is increased with progressively bigger bar bills. And each person has a set heart rot target. I guarantee everybody will end up with a great beached body this summer! Just make sure you're there to roll them back in the water, M-Man! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-18 |
| Image Number: |
171878 |
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"Scientists believe a prehistoric man found encased in a glacier may be a victim of assault." They should bring in a cold case specialist. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-05-05 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-05-05 |
| Image Number: |
170972 |
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Soccer is the thinking man's game. In your sports, the players don't use their heads. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-23 |
| Image Number: |
170960 |
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Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-04-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-04-08 |
| Image Number: |
170486 |
| Caption: |
The inmate team will be weak running the bases this year. These guys get caught attempting to steal. The money launderer is the obvious choice to hit cleanup. Prisoners convicted of conspiracy are good team players - they'll bunt if needed. And the con man guilty of fraud will be the ace on the mound. Yeah, people always fall for his deceptive pitch! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-03-25 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-03-25 |
| Image Number: |
169852 |
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Superhero Academy. They named you "Reject Man"? Yeah, I got all the powers rejected by quality control. I wanted the ability to leap over buildings but instead I just jump to conclusions. I have no martial arts skills. I can only kick up a fuss. I don't bend and extend like Plasticman. I just stretch the truth. And I wanted the ability to pass through walls, but as a superhero I'm only able to go through the motions. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-02-01 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-02-01 |
| Image Number: |
168870 |
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Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-01-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2018-01-20 |
| Image Number: |
167546 |
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Experts Only. This run separates the men from the boys. It'll also separate us from our equipment and our shoulders from their sockets. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-11-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-11-08 |
| Image Number: |
166730 |
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Monster Party HQ. Would the invisible man be a good political candidate? He's transparent but not a man of substance. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-10-08 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-10-08 |
| Image Number: |
164582 |
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IRS. The man who audited Ernie's tax return has a second job as a chef. He's acquired a taste for this duel career. In an audit he likes peeling off the surface to see if the books have been cooked. He slices and dices every ingredient in a tax return. Then he lets you sit and stew before turning up the heat and grilling you. And a tax audit ends like the preparation of a fine dining meal, with the garnishing of wages. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-09-29 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-09-29 |
| Image Number: |
163573 |
| Caption: |
I told my friend I was looking for a stable relationship, and she fixed me up with a centaur. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-08-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-08-10 |
| Image Number: |
162040 |
| Caption: |
I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-07-09 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-07-09 |
| Image Number: |
160403 |
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Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's "Malaprop Man"! Malaprop Man! I hear you're an I.T. professional now! Yep, I just got hired by a trek company in Silly Clone Valley! We're exports in dataface insecurity --- leading the fight against online hookers. What's your job? An imposition in muddle management ... in the clod computing division! That's a perfect fit for you, M-Man! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-17 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-17 |
| Image Number: |
157194 |
| Caption: |
Horace Greeley Clarifies. When I said "Go west, young man," I meant it literally, not in the fashion sense. |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-04-16 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-04-16 |
| Image Number: |
157193 |
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Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-02-07 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-02-07 |
| Image Number: |
154497 |
| Caption: |
It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse? |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2017-01-15 |
Pub. Date: |
2017-01-15 |
| Image Number: |
153583 |
| Caption: |
In the breakfast foods industry, our award winner, Ernie, is at the tip-top. The honoree is at the vertex, the acme, the apogee ... the summit, the crest, the peak, the zenith! Raise your glasses to the man at the pinnacle! Please don't say it! Thank you for the synonym toast! |
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Bob Thaves Tom Thaves |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Frank and Ernest |
| Viewable Date: |
2016-11-18 |
Pub. Date: |
2016-11-18 |
| Image Number: |
151973 |
| Caption: |
Dogs call it being man's best friend. I call it socializing with the help. |
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