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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-08-01 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-08-01 Pub. Date: 2017-08-01
Image Number: 161078
Caption: Editors at Failing Newspapers See Major Gains. Failing New York Time! Amazon Washington Post! We're still failing. Increase the press run. Circulation last 6 months. Trump says: Trump claims: Trump fires: Trump hires:
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-04-01 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-04-01 Pub. Date: 2017-04-01
Image Number: 156638
Caption: A Reminder to All Who Think Baseball Can Only be Played by Millionaires. You can Actually Play Baseball Yourself With Some Friends. It's Quite a Lot of Fun.
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-28 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-28 Pub. Date: 2016-09-28
Image Number: 149279
Caption: October Approaches. What? We could get in the World Series and lose to the Cubs? Red Sox. B. C.
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-08 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-08 Pub. Date: 2016-08-08
Image Number: 147284
Caption: A-Rod Leaves the Yankees. Hey, can a couple of you guys help me get this out to my car? Could I get a little cooperation? A little teamwork? Hmmm? Anybody else? Good-bye party for A-Rod. Please sign if you intend to go.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-16 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-16 Pub. Date: 2015-08-16
Image Number: 131404
Caption: Russians May Have Hacked Into Pentagon Secrets. Pentagon. All spies must show papers. Especially you Russian bastards. What do we have so far? The general's tee time is at three, the colonel's manuscript is done, and the major's girlfriend is late …
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-02-23 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-02-23 Pub. Date: 2015-02-23
Image Number: 123548
Caption: Alex Rodriguez Arrives at Training Camp. Mr. Rodriguez's financial advisor's bartender. Mr. Rodriguez's financial advisor. Mr. Rodriguez's psychiatrist's psychiatrist. Mr. Rodriguez's psychiatrist. Mr. Rodriguez's lawyer's lawyer. Mr. Rodriguez's lawyer. Mr. Rodriguez. Batboy or security. Billum & Smile. Diddle Waite & Stahl. New York.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-11 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-11 Pub. Date: 2014-09-11
Image Number: 116602
Caption: Majoring in Semantics. I understand "no" means "no", and "yes" means "yes" … But what does "get lost you drunken slob!" mean? She thinks you're hot. Beer. College Inn. College T-Shirt.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-05-11 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-05-11 Pub. Date: 2014-05-11
Image Number: 111421
Caption: Major IPO Planned on Chinese Telecom e-Commerce Giant Named Alibaba. Alibaba. The Forty Thieves. Wall Street. Made in China.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-10-09 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-10-09 Pub. Date: 2013-10-09
Image Number: 102664
Caption: The National Pasttime. It's a letter from Alex Rodriguez's lawyer. Remember I struck A-Rod out in July? He's suing me.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-25 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-25 Pub. Date: 2012-11-25
Image Number: 90494
Caption: Students Saving Money by Taking More Courses Online. What! You think you can learn all by yourselves? What about the rich traditions of academia? Titles and degrees and funny hats? What about my book which I wrote especially for my class for everyone to buy? What about deans and chancellors and presidents and departments and trustees and tenure and sabbaticals and research grants and graduate assistants? What about football and cheerleading and fraternities and sororities and spring vacations and semesters abroad and getting drunk and acting stupid and changing majors and avoiding life? What about debt? What kind of Americans are you?
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-22 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-22 Pub. Date: 2012-04-22
Image Number: 79885
Caption: There is no joy at Fenway. Madam ... madam? This is the Red Sox team psychiatrist. Maybe he can help.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-08 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-08 Pub. Date: 2012-04-08
Image Number: 79359
Caption: Can Americans Have a Beer with Mitt Romney? Well, I don’t drink beer, but I do have many friends who have taken major investor positions in American and global breweries. Heh! Heh! Schlurg. The beer that votes with you!
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-01-18 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-01-18 Pub. Date: 2012-01-18
Image Number: 75691
Caption: Wikipedia Blacked Out - American Education Comes to a Screeching Halt!! This isn't fair! How am I supposed to write a paper I gotta have done this week? PLUS the printer's out of ink! And what about me? I'm a sociology major!! Pizza. Look at this! Nothing on Wikipedia about Wikipedia? OMG!
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2011-04-25 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-04-25 Pub. Date: 2011-04-25
Image Number: 60270
Caption: The new national pastime. Dodgers.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2011-02-08 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-02-08 Pub. Date: 2011-02-08
Image Number: 57189
Caption: Prisoners who are also NY Mets fans beat the crap out of Met defrauder Bernie Madoff. Hey! You guys cut that out fairly soon.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-10-29 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-10-29 Pub. Date: 2010-10-29
Image Number: 53647
Caption: How the World Series Approximates Life. Watch this, you Nancy Pelosi lovin', liberal, panty-wearin', west coast weenie! T. I'll believe it when it happens, you neo-Nazi, Texas wing-nut goober. SF … Uh … Rules.
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-08-20 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-08-21 Pub. Date: 2010-08-20
Image Number: 51258
Caption: T-Ball for Roger Clemens. Bologna. Clemens.
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-07-14 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-07-14 Pub. Date: 2010-07-14
Image Number: 50492
Caption: Jpeg from Hell. Oh, come on, Steinbrenner, it's not so bad … You just have to play pitch with Walter O'Malley and Marge Schott for eternity … Brooklyn (crossed out) Los Angeles. Cincinnati.
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-06-08 major 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-06-08 Pub. Date: 2010-06-08
Image Number: 50481
Caption: Strasburg Starts for the Washington Nationals. Nationals 37. W. Just remember, if we lose Obama is gonna kick your ass …
     
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