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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-05-08 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-05-08 Pub. Date: 2018-05-08
Image Number: 171443
Caption: Blankenship Dumped. On behalf of the entire Republican party I want to thank you for scaring the hell out of us. Vote Don Blankenship. U.S. Senate. Always darkest before the Don. Upper Big Branch Mine.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-12-03 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-12-03 Pub. Date: 2016-12-03
Image Number: 151954
Caption: For flag burners - loss of citizenship or year in jail! Eh … it's made in China.
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-04 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-04 Pub. Date: 2016-10-04
Image Number: 149537
Caption: Soldiers' Pay. Hey … if Donald Trump doesn't have to pay taxes, how come I have to? 'Cause you're not a genius.
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-10-03 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-10-03 Pub. Date: 2016-10-03
Image Number: 149490
Caption: I'm Smart. The bill? Give it to stupid over there. US.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-09-10 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-09-10 Pub. Date: 2016-09-10
Image Number: 148657
Caption: How American Youth Changes Over the Summer. Early in summer we are embarrassed by fatness and whiteness from a winter of eating frozen pizza. May 25. Then we get over our self-consciousness. June 15. And get active in summer fun. July 15. We do some summer work. July 30. We get some summer sun. August 15. We play some summer games. And finally ... September 1. We are tanned, slender, and got muscles everywhere. Just in time for six more months of frozen pizza. Pizza.
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-02 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-02 Pub. Date: 2016-08-02
Image Number: 146947
Caption: See … I prefer people who didn't get sons killed in wars … Humayun Saqibmuazzam Khan. Cpt US Army. Sept 9 1976.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-06-08 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-06-08 Pub. Date: 2016-06-08
Image Number: 146001
Caption: Mr. Sanders heads back to Vermont. I'm with H.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-22 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-22 Pub. Date: 2016-05-22
Image Number: 143797
Caption: Horse Breaks Leg Before Preakness. This is gonna cost us, boss …
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-04-05 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-04-05 Pub. Date: 2016-04-05
Image Number: 141757
Caption: On the Campaign Trail. What the hell is the matter with these people? Don't they understand money? Don't they understand inevitable? Welc … to Wisco …
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-03-01 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-03-01 Pub. Date: 2016-03-01
Image Number: 140062
Caption: Some Republicans Celebrate the Super Tuesday Results. Notice. Schloop fine ale. Enjoy Flauwfp beer. Schlurg lager. Drink Blur beer. Get blurry. Rockola.
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-23 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-23 Pub. Date: 2015-12-23
Image Number: 137254
Caption: Forward with the Donald. What's left of the Republican Party. A schlong too far. Moët. Romneyville. Where is the outrage? Dole. Goldwater. In your heart you know he's nuts.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-15 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-06-15 Pub. Date: 2014-06-15
Image Number: 112786
Caption: Saddened by the Loss of His Valued Associate, Eric Cantor, Speaker Boehner Drowns his Sorrow in Wine.
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-09-11 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-09-11 Pub. Date: 2013-09-11
Image Number: 101565
Caption: After Losing His Race for New York Mayor, Anthony Weiner Flips the Bird to … the media v… the opposition … the party … the voters … But Anthony, I'm your mother. I voted for you … You did? Yes, Anthony … Ahhhhh!
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2013-03-29 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2013-03-29 Pub. Date: 2013-03-29
Image Number: 95394
Caption: Big Russian depositors in Cyprus banks may lose some money ... or maybe not. Please now to be getting out of way! Is coming Boris Thugsky, special friend of Vlad (the impaler) Putin, wanting his money ... Also is coming Floozykova, special financial advisor.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-06 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-06 Pub. Date: 2012-11-06
Image Number: 89659
Caption: Karl Rove is Philosophical. Look on the bright side. I made a lot of money!
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-22 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-22 Pub. Date: 2012-04-22
Image Number: 79885
Caption: There is no joy at Fenway. Madam ... madam? This is the Red Sox team psychiatrist. Maybe he can help.
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-03-19 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-03-19 Pub. Date: 2012-03-19
Image Number: 77832
Caption: Mike Bloomberg Shows His Relative Bedside Manner in the Goldman Sachs Scandal. Goldman client. Goldman Sachs. Wall Street Gerbil. Oxygen. Loss loss loss loss.
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2011-02-08 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-02-08 Pub. Date: 2011-02-08
Image Number: 57189
Caption: Prisoners who are also NY Mets fans beat the crap out of Met defrauder Bernie Madoff. Hey! You guys cut that out fairly soon.
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-11-07 loss 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-11-07 Pub. Date: 2010-11-07
Image Number: 53981
Caption: The China Price. Low prices. Made in China. Loss of US jobs. Rise in US debt. US manufacturing base ruined. Local tax base wrecked. US school decline. Loss of US technology lead. And meanwhile in China…
     
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