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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-09-05 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-09-05 Pub. Date: 2019-09-05
Image Number: 179371
Caption: Education Secretary Betsy DeVos Explains. We're changing the rules so the crooked loans on sleazy schools can be collected. But the school was useless and their promises were lies. Don't worry, you have the rest of your life to pay off the loans. All I could get was a job waitressing ... And, after all, you did learn something ... I'll never have a life! You learned never to trust anyone. By the way, that was your tip.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-05-22 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-05-22 Pub. Date: 2019-05-22
Image Number: 177737
Caption: Deutsche Bank Ignored Their Own Advisors to Loan to Trump. We went ahead and made the loans to Herr Drumpf even though we knew it was wrong. But you must understand … Vee vas only following orderz. Pils. Schultz. Pils BahnFrei …
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-01-26 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-01-26 Pub. Date: 2019-01-26
Image Number: 176044
Caption: Wilbur Ross Provides Heartfelt Advice for Government Employees Ruined by the Shutdown. Get a loan!
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-10-15 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-10-15 Pub. Date: 2018-10-15
Image Number: 174548
Caption: Jared Kushner Bringing Peace to the Middle East. $. Deals loans etc.
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-09-12 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-09-12 Pub. Date: 2018-09-12
Image Number: 174056
Caption: Who's Paying for the Tax Cut? Eh … Need to borrow money to pay for Trump tax cut. Please dig deep. Loans for a Trump0 project? We don't load to him anymore. Help … Last time he owed us money he sued us. Bank. Bank.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-01-19 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-01-19 Pub. Date: 2018-01-19
Image Number: 167592
Caption: President Nazarbayev of Kazakhstan is Welcomed at the White House. Lies. Loans to Trump. Money Laundering. Exploitation. Murder is necessary. Crooked loans. Robbery. Putin Contracts. Deals. Theft.
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-12-11 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-12-11 Pub. Date: 2017-12-11
Image Number: 166172
Caption: FBI Now Investigating Deutsche Bank in Trump-Russian Probe. Vot iss der meaning of this? Vee vere told you vere all in tatters! Und du deutsche-bag? Mueller. Trump Putin Accounts. Loans, laundry. Any old rubels. Burn file. Dollars. Cucumbers. Rubels. Wurst. Vodka.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-08 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-08 Pub. Date: 2015-12-08
Image Number: 136357
Caption: Private College Presidents Now Making Higher Salaries Than Ever. Well, of course our students love me. They have no choice. Office of the Pre$ident. Tuition is good. Financial aid. Kollag.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-04-30 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-04-30 Pub. Date: 2015-04-30
Image Number: 126772
Caption: Boehner's House Kills Credit Protection for Armed Service Members. Well, sure, we allow sleazy loan sharks to lie, cheat and steal from you, but we feel that's good training for when you have to deal with an enemy. And by the way, thank you for your service. Boehner Motors. E-Z Credit for Service Members. Low Monthly Payments (Forever). Cream puff.
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-07-17 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-17 Pub. Date: 2014-07-17
Image Number: 114222
Caption: A Banker in Jail? You're a banker? Wow … You must really be stupid.
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-11-25 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-11-25 Pub. Date: 2012-11-25
Image Number: 90494
Caption: Students Saving Money by Taking More Courses Online. What! You think you can learn all by yourselves? What about the rich traditions of academia? Titles and degrees and funny hats? What about my book which I wrote especially for my class for everyone to buy? What about deans and chancellors and presidents and departments and trustees and tenure and sabbaticals and research grants and graduate assistants? What about football and cheerleading and fraternities and sororities and spring vacations and semesters abroad and getting drunk and acting stupid and changing majors and avoiding life? What about debt? What kind of Americans are you?
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-06-11 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-06-12 Pub. Date: 2012-06-11
Image Number: 82048
Caption: Summer Job. General Store. Meats. Cheese. Coca-cola. Hot coffee … But now I have a high school diploma. I'm sorry, my current employee has a masters in English from Harvard … Salada. Farm 4 sale. Red Man. Brooms. Auction. Rutland. Trash. Resume.
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2012-04-06 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2012-04-06 Pub. Date: 2012-04-06
Image Number: 79358
Caption: Bush Family Endorsements (Barbara, Neil, George H.W., Jeb, George W.). Well, we can't keep shilly-shallying around. We should make up our minds and endorse Romney because he has the most votes. Of course, I could run again since I only served one term ... (sniff!). May I point out that there is one man who is ready to step forward. I refer with admirable reluctance to myself. I endorse pretzels! Silverado Savings & Loan. Pretzels. Warning. Do not operate machinery. GOP in Turmoil.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2011-04-06 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2011-04-06 Pub. Date: 2011-04-06
Image Number: 59528
Caption: Open house. E. Jerusalem. Prime location. 4 BR, Sinai, vu, financing avail. Gov't approved. Golden Calf Realty.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-10-18 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-10-18 Pub. Date: 2010-10-18
Image Number: 53318
Caption: And remember men, as you go about your duties, that you are BANKERS! You are members of an honored profession, reknowned for honesty, probity, wisdom and judgement, the backbone of industry and community, the true beating heart of commerce, and the promise of the future. And then get the money. Mortgages for Dummies. Foreclosures. Other records. A fin on Bad Boy in the fifth.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2010-10-18 loan 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-10-18 Pub. Date: 2010-10-18
Image Number: 53319
Caption: Bank owned.
     
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