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1. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-11-05 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-11-05 Pub. Date: 2019-11-05
Image Number: 180247
Caption: Floridians Get Ready for Trump as New Resident. He wanted to shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and they wouldn't let him! No wonder he wanted to leave. You want to shoot somebody here? Hey … no problem. Now if them Trump boys come over here, you ain't wearin' that t-shirt.
     
2. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-11-04 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-11-04 Pub. Date: 2019-11-04
Image Number: 180238
Caption: al-Baghdadi Whimpers (guaranteed overheard). I could hear him whimpering pathetically at the end of the cave. I decided to wait for the exact right time when his whimpering had reached a virtual crescendo. Hah! Into the cave I attacked! The greatest cave attack in the history of the world! But was I too late? Was this his last whimper? Oh, no! Ka-boom! Donald! Stop all that whimpering. You're keeping everybody awake. Wah!
     
3. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-10-10 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-10-10 Pub. Date: 2019-10-10
Image Number: 179870
Caption: This yours? Well, now, Senator Graham, I believe I have heard you frequently defend this gentleman while I was merely trying to uphold the perquisites of the Senate which is my role and … I'm scared, Mitch …
     
4. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-08-04 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-08-04 Pub. Date: 2019-08-04
Image Number: 178895
Caption: Fear That Boris Johnson Will Cause New Hard Border at Northern Ireland. D'ya think this may lead to a renewal of tensions between the North and the South? Leaving Ireland and possibly many years of sort of peace. You are entering the new UK. Duke of the Yook.
     
5. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-02-26 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-02-26 Pub. Date: 2019-02-26
Image Number: 176547
Caption: Someone Call The Prime Minister a Taxi. Closing time, ma'am … Closing time? What are you talking about. It is certainly not closing time. There must be fifteen seconds left, another cold one, and be quick about it. No French wines. Ye Olde Brexit Arms.
     
6. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2019-01-18 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2019-01-18 Pub. Date: 2019-01-18
Image Number: 175912
Caption: Kurds in the Way. So we came up with a humorous line on the Syria situation. You say we had the situation under control but the Kurds got in the way. What? A little humor to alleviate the tension. Like the poem - Miss Muffet was eating her curds and whey. Sitting on her tuffet. Her tuffet? What's she look like, this Muffet woman? Cute? Nice tuffet? Nice young tuffet? No ... uh. I wouldn't mind some good-looking young Muffet around here. Especially when I'm here all alone. Grab 'em by the tuffet, you know? But ... So good idea. Send over this Muffet honey. Sitting on her tuffet. Good one. She like hamburgers? Wait ... she ... ? 'Cause we got some hamburgers left over from those football players. I can't eat them all myself. What were you saying about Syria? Not that I care. M.
     
7. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-09-26 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-09-26 Pub. Date: 2018-09-26
Image Number: 174251
Caption: With Young Brett Kavanaugh at Yale. Now! You're my witnesses! I may be drooling drunk but I am not having any sex! Remember that! If anyone asks … I leave you now. Y.
     
8. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-06-02 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-06-02 Pub. Date: 2018-06-02
Image Number: 172115
Caption: Michael Cohen Threats. Hey, you creep. D'you know what I can do to you? Can ruing your life! I'll go after you until there's nothing left. You'll be in court as long as you live. Hah! You'll be a grease spot on the road. I'll destroy you. Your money will be gone! You'll have nothing. Your friends will desert you! Your reputation will be crap! You hear me, you creep? Eh ... Michael ... it's me.
     
9. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2018-04-13 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2018-04-13 Pub. Date: 2018-04-13
Image Number: 170707
Caption: Paul Ryan Leaves. Trump. Pence. You are leaving the swamp. And not a minute too soon. Welcome Cheeseheads.
     
10. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-03-25 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-03-25 Pub. Date: 2017-03-25
Image Number: 156369
Caption: Form 1040. Department of the Treasury. Internal Revenue Service. U.S. Individual Income Tax Return. 2016. OMB No. 1545-0074. IRS Use only - Keep your greasy fingers off this space. For the year Jan. 1 - Dec. 31, 2016 (And thank God THAT's over!). 2016 ending. 20. See separate instructions. Your Name (Phonetic Spelling). Your Name Used on Dating Service (Attach Recent Photograph). Your Social Security Number. Your gang or mob name (Ex: Louise Pepperoniface, etc) Your Travel Name (Do Not Use Mohammed). Your Other Social Security Number. Address of Your House Before Foreclosure. Crappy apt. you moved to. Bass Ale! How about a cold one right now? (adv.) City, State or Exit from Jersey Turnpike (if you have foreign address, go there and wait for instructions.) Presidential Election Campaign. Checking Here Will Not Make a Damn Bit of Difference. You. Whatshername. Instructions: Drop Dead. Except for Canada, Canada still OK. Eh? Filing Status. Or Fling Status. (It is later than you think.) 1. Single (in the Republican sense of the word). 2. Married Filing Jointly (include all arguments). 3. Married Filing Separately (include sex of partner if you remember). 4. Head of Household (are you the person who sits with head in hands and wonders how you are going to feed all these mistakes, er dependents?) Enter names of dependents. Write small. 5. Qualifying widower. Enter golf handicap. Exemptions. See Publication EXX "Exemption to Exemptions to Exemptions". If more than four exemptions, or if some exemptions have four legs check here. 6a. Yourself. (That's right, you, stupid. If you are not yourself, who did you claim to be?). b. Spouse (or anyone who thinks they should be) (That's a funny word. "spouse") c. Dependents: 1 First name. Nom de plume or AKAs. Phonetic Social Security Number. Last known address? Does this dependent follow instructions? (See instructions). Boxes checked. No. of children who had live-in girlfriends/boyfriends. Had their divorced spouses living with you. You asked to leave but they had no place to go. Add numbers on lines above. (OK to use fingers). d. Total number of exemptions claimed (Round up to nearest 3/5's). Income. Attach forms here. Attach a couple of Andy J's while you're at it, to speed processing. Your ad here! Read by millions! Contact IRS Media. Helpful Hint. We are not going to give you any helpful hints. 7 Wages, salaries, tips, bottle deposits, bribes, free lunches, coins found in couch cushions. 8a Taxable interest. Attach Schedule B. If you don't understand, go to plan B. b. Tax-exempt interest. Much more interesting, isn't it? 9a Ordinary dividends. Nothing special, just Joe the Dividend. b Qualified dividends. Big Whoop. Trump's Rich Friends. 10. Taxable Refunds. Bank error in your favor. Pass GO, collect 200. 11. Alimony received (if that bum ever paid up). 12. Business Income or (loss). Use Schedule EZ come, EZ go. 13. Capital gain of (loss). Include your share of the national debt. 14. Other gains or (losses). Check box if you are just making stuff up. 15a. IRA distributions. b. Amount you had with Lehman. 16a. Pensions and annuities. b Amount with State of Illinois. 17. Rental real estate, royalties, partnerships (Use Schedule X to report missing partner). 18. Farm Income or (loss), Attach Schedule F (Do not include the funny farm). 19. Unemployment compensation (Amazing isn't it? You get taxed on this, too). 20a. Social Security benefits b. Taxable amount. 21. Other Income. (Bake sales, washing cars, baby-sitting, bingo games, don't hide anything). 22. This is your total income. Unless you are General Electric. If so write zero. Adjusted Gross Income. Remember you can file this form electronically, using your computer, and really mess things up. 23 Educator expenses (Spankings, noogies, butt-kicking). 24 Certain business expenses that you as a mere nobody have no business knowing about. Just keep moving. 25 Health savings account deduction. (May make you sick.) 26 Moving expenses. (See instructions). 27 Instruction tax. 28 Self-employment tax. 29 Self-enjoyment tax. 30 Penalty for early withdrawal (One-half of self-enjoyment tax). 31a Alimony paid. Rat out spouse's SSAN. 32 USSR tax (Useless Social Security Recipients). 33 Student loan interest (Do not include English majors). 34 Lack of interest in being a student. 35. Add up lines one to a million, divide by twice the total sum of your weight in Chinese running shoes. If greater than one-half of total something, go forth and multiply. 36. This is your adjusted gross income (Adjusted? We mean disgusted.) Now we can go to page two, tra-la. Last thought: Any money or thing of worth laying around? Better send it in. Just in case. Hey, you never know. Cat. No. 11320B. Form 1040 (2016).
     
11. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2017-02-03 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2017-02-03 Pub. Date: 2017-02-03
Image Number: 154224
Caption: Pentagon and Intelligence People Left Out of White House Strategy Meetings. First I think we need to redesign all our uniforms! Right. Fantastic uniforms, tremendous uniforms. Ok, we're talking military policy. You guys can get lost. War comics.
     
12. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-08-08 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-08-08 Pub. Date: 2016-08-08
Image Number: 147284
Caption: A-Rod Leaves the Yankees. Hey, can a couple of you guys help me get this out to my car? Could I get a little cooperation? A little teamwork? Hmmm? Anybody else? Good-bye party for A-Rod. Please sign if you intend to go.
     
13. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2016-05-18 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2016-05-18 Pub. Date: 2016-05-18
Image Number: 143609
Caption: Mr. Zuckerberg Explains Facebook is Not Favoring the Left. Whut? I seen right on Facebook that said Obama was a human being. Eh You wanna beer? We got beer. You wanna beer?
     
14. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-12-23 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-12-23 Pub. Date: 2015-12-23
Image Number: 137254
Caption: Forward with the Donald. What's left of the Republican Party. A schlong too far. Moët. Romneyville. Where is the outrage? Dole. Goldwater. In your heart you know he's nuts.
     
15. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-08-12 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-08-12 Pub. Date: 2015-08-12
Image Number: 131219
Caption: Megyn Kelly Getting Death Threats Over at Fox News. Look at this, Mr. Ailes, another death threat! And Roger … you spelled my name wrong. Megan, Leave Trump alone or die.
     
16. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-06-05 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-06-05 Pub. Date: 2015-06-05
Image Number: 128845
Caption: GOP Gerrymanders Voting Eligibility and Restricts Sunday Voting. Don't you see? This is better. Leaves you more time to pray … Ballot. Vote here when permitted.
     
17. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2015-05-07 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-05-07 Pub. Date: 2015-05-07
Image Number: 127350
Caption: Things Looking Doubtful for the House of Assad. You think you've won? You just wait 'til my friend Vladimir Putin hears about this! Hello! You've reached the office of Vladimir Putin. Your call is very important to us, but all our operators are busy helping other murdering bastards. So if you leave your name someone will get back to you, one of these days, some day, sooner or later ....
     
18. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-11-20 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-11-20 Pub. Date: 2014-11-20
Image Number: 119465
Caption: Young Frenchman Leaves Paris to Join Islamic State Rebels. Once there he realizes that: 1. There is no wine. 2. There is only one kind of cheese. 3. The women are all wrapped in bags. So … Eh … You've seen a woman, eh? Nudge - nudge, wink-wink … Oh, say no more ...
     
19. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-09-10 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-09-10 Pub. Date: 2014-09-10
Image Number: 116437
Caption: Another Scotch Verdict. Of course, Angus, you realize we can be much more annoying to the English by staying in the UK than leaving … Aye, lassie, ye make a guid point …
     
20. Cartoonist Jeff Danziger  Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-29 left you 
Cartoonist(s): Jeff Danziger
Comic/Cartoon: Jeff Danziger's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-06-29 Pub. Date: 2014-06-29
Image Number: 113325
Caption: The Clintons Leave the White House. You realize, Bill, that we're broke … That's ok, dear, I got the silverware.
     
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