Free chicken!! Free chicken!! Colonel Bernie Sanders has got my vote.
Mike du Jour
Hello, welcome to Kentucky Fried Chicken. May I take your order? What's this? Try a Fried Abe. $6.99. It's a "Fried Abe." In honor of Abe Lincoln's birthday this month, we've sculpted his likeness in gouda cheese … and deep fried him to a golden brown! Picasso, don't - Cool! Would you like to try one? No Picasso. It's a set-up. I don't know. It sounds good ... Oh it is!! It's figure Lincoln gouda!! Gimme two Fried Abes! And I'm out.