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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-03-28 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-03-28 Pub. Date: 2017-03-28
Image Number: 156204
Caption: It's the "Ask Sadie" Advice Hour. "John" in New York, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. Movers. They charged me $800 extra to pack my stuff for me. But when they got to my new house, they just dumped everything in a chaotic heap and left. Serves you right you lazy pack-slacker!!! I'm shocked you didn't pay them an extra $200 to complain for you about the extra $800 you paid them. They'd do that?
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-03-19 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-03-19 Pub. Date: 2017-03-19
Image Number: 155188
Caption: I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electrical outlet panels and they're all taken. I couldn't plug in Heisenberg. You owe Heisenberg and me $9.75 for wasting a trip down here. There's an outlet in the john.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2017-02-19 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2017-02-19 Pub. Date: 2017-02-19
Image Number: 153817
Caption: I don't have any awesome mannerisms. I saw it on Cracked's Youtube channel. Jimmy Fallon always punctuates his jokes with gibberish. Harrison Ford always points at people he's talking to. Kristen Stewart always bites her lower lip. Jennifer Aniston clears her throat all the time. I've always thought she should get that checked. John Cusack is always getting rained on. Not sure that's a mannerism. How is my public supposed to do funny impersonations of me if I don't have any subtle but distinguishing mannerisms? Would winking at the end of every sentence be too obvious? Stop that.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-28 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-28 Pub. Date: 2016-11-28
Image Number: 151568
Caption: Little buddy, you asked me to make sure you're following every step in "Randy's Guide to Being an Alpha Male." Go away, Randy! Have you read chapter 14? It's called "Yes, they are noticing how long you spend in the john." Go away! A decisive man has decisive bowels. Go away!
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-14 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-14 Pub. Date: 2016-11-14
Image Number: 151036
Caption: I'm going to miss having a cool president. He didn't walk, he strutted. Reminded me of John Travolta in his prime. The best part of the Saturday Night Fever sequel is the end, where Travolta wins and then struts out into the night to that Bee Gees song. If they don't play "Stayin' Alive" as Obama walks to that helicopter and waves goodbye on inauguration day, it'll be a crime. Sorry, I don't get any references older than my iPhone.
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-11-09 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-11-09 Pub. Date: 2016-11-09
Image Number: 150762
Caption: Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-10-07 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-10-07 Pub. Date: 2016-10-07
Image Number: 149322
Caption: It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "John" in New York, you're on. What's your problem? House of Java Cybercafe. I keep thinking back to the first debate between Trump and crooked Hillary. The more I think about it, the more fantastic I think Trump did. He was strong. Tremendous. Big-league. Give it up, Donald! I know it's you! A real man can admit it when a girl mops the floor with him. Nobody mopped the floor with Trump! That's all a media conspiracy! Never happened!
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-09-19 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-09-19 Pub. Date: 2016-09-19
Image Number: 148779
Caption: Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-05-31 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-05-31 Pub. Date: 2016-05-31
Image Number: 143937
Caption: It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "John Miller" in New York, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My problem is tremendous. It's so big it's unbelievable: Why is crooked Hillary even allowed to run for president? She should be behind bars, in my totally impartial opinion. I know it's you, Trump! I'm not Trump. Would I love to be Trump? Of course! Who wouldn't?! Trump makes tremendous things happen for everyone who's fantastically lucky enough to be around him. Stop calling me, Trump!
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-04-19 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-04-19 Pub. Date: 2016-04-19
Image Number: 142131
Caption: Hi, this is John Kasich. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to remind you I'm still running for "Just-In-Case." "Just-In-Case"? Yes. If Trump doesn't get enough delegates to win on the first ballot, the GOP can choose whomever it wants for president. It could choose Mitt Romney. It could choose Paul Ryan. It could even choose Kim Kardashian. House of Java Cybercafe. You are running for "Just-In-Case." Also, it says here you've got a bum ticker. Could you let your wife know I like long walks on the beach?
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2016-02-12 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2016-02-12 Pub. Date: 2016-02-12
Image Number: 138887
Caption: I hope Bernie Sanders wins. We've never had a president like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents but we've never had a curmudgeonly president. How do you know? John Adams looked pretty curmudgeonly. Presidents who were around before film or tv don't count. For all we know, they never even really existed. HOJ. We really should have our own political talk show. Theodore Roosevelt was a little bit curmudgeonly.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-04-14 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-04-14 Pub. Date: 2015-04-14
Image Number: 125625
Caption: Little buddy, you asked me to make sure you're following every step in "Randy's Guide to Being an Alpha Male." Go away, Randy! Have you read chapter 14? It's called "Yes, they are noticing how long you spend in the john." GO AWAY! A decisive man has decisive bowels. GO AWAY!
     
13. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-17 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-17 Pub. Date: 2015-01-17
Image Number: 121464
Caption: You ever wonder what the world would be like if Lincoln had lived? Stop! I'm tired of everyone trying to blame my great-grandmother for what happened! I mean, sure, she could've let J.W. Booth down easy, instead of mocking and taunting him until the shame made him snap. But blaming her for what happened hours later is just unfair! The history books are so incomplete. She always got blamed for everything. Like the time she set off a firecracker at Fort Sumter. How was she to know?
     
14. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2015-01-03 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2015-01-03 Pub. Date: 2015-01-03
Image Number: 120911
Caption: It's the Dr. Sadie Advice Hour. "John Smith" in Hollywood, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. If I cooked a ... cake ... and then hackers got mad and broke into my system and caused havoc, and so I withdrew the ... cake ... from the market, how could I regain my image as a bold ... cake ...maker? Is "John Smith" your real name?! A bold ... cake ... maker would use his real name. Your show doesn't air in North Korea, does it?
     
15. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-07-08 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-07-08 Pub. Date: 2014-07-08
Image Number: 113514
Caption: Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you a Yankees fan? Purple pinstripes are WAY better than blue ones. Go Rockies! See ya in the series this year! -Love, prettyinpurple. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy? Dunno. Why do I like Cuban cigars, 100-year-old port, John Wayne, Albert Einstein rubbing my feet while I bathe in salt from THE DEAD SEA?! Um ... Why must I be subjected to letters like this?!?! I can't get past the Einstein thing ...
     
16. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-05-02 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-05-02 Pub. Date: 2014-05-02
Image Number: 110793
Caption: With all this yammering about Russia, nobody's really asking the right question. Why should we do anything about it if even the Ukrainians aren't willing to fight to hold on to their country. Sure, it'd be certain death. But would anyone "remember the Alamo" of Davy Crockett and my grandmother hadn't fought till their dying breaths for it? The history books are woefully incomplete. Isn't the Alamo where John Wayne died?
     
17. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-04-07 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-04-07 Pub. Date: 2014-04-07
Image Number: 109902
Caption: Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?
     
18. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-30 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-30 Pub. Date: 2014-03-30
Image Number: 108953
Caption: I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your caf has wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this caf. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a person electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ration of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electrical outlet panels and they're all taken. I couldn't plug in Heisenberg. You owe Heisenberg and me $9.75 for wasting a trip down here. There's an outlet in the john.
     
19. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Rudy Park 2014-03-10 John 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Rudy Park
Viewable Date: 2014-03-10 Pub. Date: 2014-03-10
Image Number: 108582
Caption: When I was a teenager, "Saturday Night live" had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman That was the only time SNL was actually funny. Blasphemy! It was only funny when I was a teenager. Aykroyd, Murray, Belushi It's always been lame. But I suspect in 5-10 years, it'll be funny. Blasphemy.
     
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