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1. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2019-02-07 intellectual 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2019-02-07 Pub. Date: 2019-02-07
Image Number: 176173
Caption: Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.
     
2. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-13 intellectual 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-13 Pub. Date: 2018-12-13
Image Number: 175378
Caption: Come on … You can't blame me for losing the Nat King Cole lawsuit. You're the one who sampled his voice without permission for your album. You're the on who begged me to pretend I was a voice actor you'd hired to impersonate Nat King Cole. It wasn't my idea! I tried to lip sync to that testimony you recorded for me using his voice. I really tried! When you lip sync, ain't no sound s'posed to come out your mouth, fool. You ain't s'posed to harmonize with the recording. I got nervous.
     
3. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-12-12 intellectual 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-12-12 Pub. Date: 2018-12-12
Image Number: 175377
Caption: Member how I watch your boy for you? Well, I need a favor too right quick. You want me to watch your pet pigeon? Nah, bruh … I want you to testify that you a voice actor I hired to sound like Nat King Cole, 'cause Nat King Cole people suing me for sampling him in my album. I'll watch your pigeon. All you gotta do is up sync to the testimony I recorded for you usin' Nat King Cole voice.
     
4. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2018-04-08 intellectual 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2018-04-08 Pub. Date: 2018-04-08
Image Number: 169718
Caption: Dr. Stephen Hawking saved my life, doc. How so? Dr. Noodle. I was in a deep dark depression. I wanted to end it all. I was about to. But just then, through my tv, I heard this computerized voice announcing his discovery about black holes. They're the most powerful things there are. But he's discovered that theoretically, they lose mass over time, until they're just ... gone. He said things can get out of a black hole both on the outside and possibly to another universe. So if you feel you are in a black hole, don't give up ... there's a way out. His loss is a moral and intellectual void that'll never be filled. Well that's depressing ... and ... now I'm ok.
     
5. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2017-04-18 intellectual 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2017-04-18 Pub. Date: 2017-04-18
Image Number: 157013
Caption: List of places a brotha ain't gotta visit before he die be getting' longer, Big L. Florida, 'cause of "Stand Your Ground" … Chicago 'cause of all them gunfights … the whole Middle East 'cause of Isis 'n' them … I should name the list an' trademark it. Lotta people be leavin' money on the table when they don't trademark. "Bucket List" would've been worth millions. Whachoo got that rhymes with "Bucket List"?
     
6. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2015-11-22 intellectual 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2015-11-22 Pub. Date: 2015-11-22
Image Number: 135012
Caption: If you help me patent these emojis, we can split the loot. The '80s have been over for a long time, Daniel-san.
     
7. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-10-29 intellectual 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-10-29 Pub. Date: 2014-10-29
Image Number: 118203
Caption: Want me to go with you to Comic Con this year, Lemont? You mean "Candor-Con." They're not allowed to call it Comic Con anymore. Comic-Con sued them because the name's too similar. Candorville's Comic Con argued that the names are totally different because the one in San Diego uses a hyphen. I didn't realize geeks were so litigious. The subpoena was written in Klingon.
     
8. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2014-01-27 intellectual 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2014-01-27 Pub. Date: 2014-01-27
Image Number: 106766
Caption: I don’t care what you write on there, I'm not paying you a "licensing fee." Spare Change? Spare Change TM?
     
9. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-11-08 intellectual 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-11-08 Pub. Date: 2012-11-08
Image Number: 89424
Caption: I'm tryna improve myself. Part of that is confessing past mistakes. Remember when we was six, an' I sold you the rights to my life story for $2 an' a bag of Cheetos? I may have made some of that story up. You're supposed to confess stuff that matters. I wasn't really Tina Turner's first husband.
     
10. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2012-08-01 intellectual 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2012-08-01 Pub. Date: 2012-08-01
Image Number: 84695
Caption: Thief stole last witty saying. Need $$ to buy more. Being sued for plagiarism. Need $$$ for lawyer.
     
11. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2010-01-12 intellectual 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2010-01-12 Pub. Date: 2010-01-12
Image Number: 42958
Caption: So, how are you gonna market my "Jokes About Rush Limbaugh's Heart Troubles" CD? Mr. Gold, I told you before, we don't work for free. Does Armani Gold look like a man who needs a handout? Years ago, I thought ahead and trademarked every possible "But I didn't know Limbaugh had a heart" joke. Dios mio. So far my lawyer's sued half of San Francisco.
     
12. Cartoonist Darrin Bell  Candorville 2007-03-23 intellectual 
Cartoonist(s): Darrin Bell
Comic/Cartoon: Candorville
Viewable Date: 2007-03-23 Pub. Date: 2007-03-23
Image Number: 16517
Caption: Hey, Susan. I just made an amazing discovery. I posted it on my blog. Read it right now. How? Well, I was trying to explain to some bigot on the 'net that "black brains" are not smaller than "white brains," when it hit me… The internet's not a network of interconnected computers at all... It's a temporal portal through which we can have discussions with people from 1807. Click. Hello?
     
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