Boycott Christmas! The Christmas Resistance Movement. The greedy capitalist oppressors are using guilt to manipulate consumers into purchasing mass-produced "gifts" for their friends and loved ones! They want you to believe love itself is a commodity which can be exchanged for commercial products! While there are an infinite number of other ways to express love, and 364 other days to give gifts, they insist you must buy things for Christmas--whole industries depend on it! This year, don't play along! Don't buy Christmas presents! Don't buy Christmas cards! Don't buy Christmas decorations! Don't feel guilty! Boycott Christmas. Sabotage commerce.
Sweets for the Sweet. I love you! Let's move in together! Suite for the Sweet. For Sale. Our new home! Suit for the Suite. The tenants haven't left yet… As you partner in this property, I insist you take our lawyer's advice - sue and settle! Suits for the Suits. Our lawyer. Suit. Their lawyer. Counter suit. Suits for the Sweet. Deposition. Bill. Sweets for the Suit.