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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-12-02 |
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2019-12-02 |
| Image Number: |
180593 |
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Dad, what are you getting Mom for Christmas? I don't know. She needs a new mop. What?! No, Dad! You are not getting her a mop!! Do you want me to pick our something nice for you to give her? Okay. Works every time.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-25 |
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2019-11-25 |
| Image Number: |
180485 |
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What was it that attracted you to Earl in the first place, Opal? I liked the fact that he was the silent type. He didn't talk a lot. He let me do most of the talking. I assumed that meant he was listening. He wasn't.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-11-03 |
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2019-11-03 |
| Image Number: |
180115 |
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Tweedle! Hello? Hello, Shelby? No, you called here before and I've told you I'm not Shelby. I checked and this is definitely Shelby's number. You sound like Shelby. She doesn't believe I'm not Shelby. Here, you tell her. Hello. This is Shelby's husband. What can I do for you?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-10-29 |
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2019-10-29 |
| Image Number: |
180042 |
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Opal, I know I'm not perfect, so tell me how I can be a better husband. Well, for one thing, I'd appreciate a little more help around the house. Okay, good point. I'll try to do that. Great! What can I do to be a better wife? Nothing. You're perfect just as you are. Hey! That's not fair!!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
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2019-09-08 |
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2019-09-08 |
| Image Number: |
179304 |
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Opal, would you mind ironing this shirt? No, I don't mind, Earl. But I'd think a man of your age would be able to iron his own shirt. I mean your pal Clyde does his own laundry, cooks his own meals, cleans his own house … What would you do if I were not longer around? I'd probably move in with Clyde.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-18 |
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2019-08-18 |
| Image Number: |
179014 |
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Why are you staring at me? I'm not staring at you, I'm just gazing at your beauty. Is there something on my face? Is there a wild hair on my chin? There is, isn't there?! Oh! I can't stand those!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-08-11 |
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2019-08-11 |
| Image Number: |
178927 |
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We don't spend enough time together. What are you talking about? We're together 24 hours a day! That's quantity time. I'm talking about quality time! Don't you know what quality time is? Quality Fabrics. Oh crud. It's coming back to me!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-25 |
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2019-07-25 |
| Image Number: |
178583 |
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I think you need new glasses, Opal. No, I don't. You're squinting at the TV. I like things a little soft and fuzzy around the edges. That why I married you.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-07-02 |
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2019-07-02 |
| Image Number: |
178278 |
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Remember how I said if I die first I don't want you to remarry? Yes. Well, I've changed my mind. That wasn't fair of me. I don't want you to be alone. I just have one request. Oh? Don't do it for love this time. Do it for money.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-06-26 |
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2019-06-26 |
| Image Number: |
178220 |
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If he's going to get into the refrigerator and make messes. He's not going to be allowed in this house! Who are you talking about, mom? The dog, of course. Oh, good. I thought you were talking about Dad.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-20 |
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2019-05-20 |
| Image Number: |
177652 |
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Sylvia, I noticed you're having trouble getting Nelson to brush his teeth. Ugh! He's such a stubborn little guy! Well, in my experience, good parenting comes down to two things … threats and bribes. It works on husbands too.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-11 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-05-11 |
| Image Number: |
177462 |
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I may not be the greatest husband in the world … I may not be the most helpful, or the most thoughtful … maybe I'm not always considerate or reliable, but … but … Oh, shoot! I know I was going somewhere with this!
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-05 |
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2019-05-05 |
| Image Number: |
177403 |
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Whop! What was that for? That was for fifty years of leaving the toilet seat up. Wow. That's what I call a bargain.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-05-04 |
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2019-05-04 |
| Image Number: |
177409 |
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How was shopping? Oh, I'm so excited! I found these flesh-colored pads to protect my nose from the bridge of my glasses! I've looked at several stores and haven't been able to find them anywhere. Living with me must be pretty boring if you get this excited over nose pads.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-04-28 |
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2019-04-28 |
| Image Number: |
177256 |
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Earl, if you'll vacuum the floors you'll be my favorite husband. I'm your only husband, so I'm automatically your favorite. Not necessarily, it's an earned title. Yeah, but last week when I folded the laundry you said I was your favorite husband. That's right, and you were. But what have you done for me lately?
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-03-23 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-03-23 |
| Image Number: |
176649 |
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Hi, Opal. I just wanted to stop by and see how you're doing. Are you okay? I'm sure you're wishing Earl were still alive, right? What do you mean? He is still alive. He's right over there. Oh, shoot! I mean thank goodness. I guess it was just a dream.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-22 |
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2019-02-22 |
| Image Number: |
176212 |
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I never thought of Dad as being very sentimental. But I found this sweet, emotional poem he write about you way back when. Let me see that. It's about a dog he had as a kid.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-02-20 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-02-20 |
| Image Number: |
176210 |
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Our book club is inviting our husbands to our meeting Friday night. What do you say, Earl, will you go with me? I'll answer that with a 3-letter word that contains the letter Y. So, yes? Nay.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2019-01-10 |
Pub. Date: |
2019-01-10 |
| Image Number: |
175615 |
| Caption: |
Are you mad at me? What do you think? You're acting like you are, but I don't know why. If you don't know, I'm certainly not going to tell you. Just my luck! I flunked out of mind reading.
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| Cartoonist(s): |
Brian Crane |
| Comic/Cartoon: |
Pickles |
| Viewable Date: |
2018-12-21 |
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2018-12-21 |
| Image Number: |
175312 |
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Mom, I know you'd like me to give you another grandchild. I love you, but it's not my ob to make you happy. It's dad's job. That's right. You can baby me all you want.
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