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Jen Sorensen |
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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
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2018-04-02 |
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2018-04-02 |
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Parkland Potshots. Welcome to Gun Gab. How about those student protesters? Ugh! They're all like, we don't want other kids' vital organs to be pulverized by bullets. Such entitled divas! They need to learn how to die stoically in silence, like the real men in all the Vietnam movies I've watched. These brats have absolutely no concern for the coming apocalypse, when I'll have to fend off mobs of looting brown people and their zombie equivalents! These students don't get that the problem isn't guns - it's that we're raising rage-filled nutjobs incapable of human empathy! Yeah!
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Jen Sorensen |
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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
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2017-08-07 |
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2017-08-07 |
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Playing the Country Card. The White House is really milking the rural-urban divide. You media scum and your cosmopolitan bias! Heed the wisdom of the gentle farm folk! They make it sound as though conservative ideas just sprout up in the cornfields. Psst ... climate change isn't real. Lower taxes for billionaires will help you. Or maybe rural voters have TVs, radios, and computers. Talk radio host based in Palm Beach. Corporate propaganda from New York. HG in Los Angeles. Fox News. Breitbart. If there is 'cosmopolitan bias," it probably looks a lot like this. I love the local milk people. T. Trump Tower.
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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
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2017-04-17 |
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2017-04-17 |
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Times They Aren't a-Changin'. Fox News has been paying bucketloads of hush money to settle sexual harassment lawsuits. "If you don't like what's happening in the workplace, go to human resources or leave." We have a president accused of sexual assault by several women. "When you're a star, they let you do it." "You can do anything." The GOP caucus to decide women's health care benefits looked like this. "I wouldn't want to lose my mammograms!" Haw! Haw! But don't worry! The New York Times just hired this guy as their new op-ed columnist. "The campus-rape narrative sustains liberal fictions of a never-ending war on women." Bret Stephens.
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Jen Sorensen |
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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
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2016-01-11 |
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2016-01-11 |
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Unequal Exposure. Seems a gal can't host a comedy show these days without referring to her ladyparts. Inside Amy Schumer. Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. What if male comedians were compelled to do the same? Conan Unzipped. Or … On Top of John Oliver. Jimmy Kimmel's Junk Live! Uh, I liked the old titles better. What are you, a prude? |
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Jen Sorensen |
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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
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2015-04-13 |
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2015-04-13 |
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Hillary Clinton. Pro vs Con. Will keep healthcare reform, saving countless lives. Supported Iraq war, dooming countless lives. Now flying rainbow flag. Sponsored bill to ban burning the U.S. flag. Vows to fight economic inequality … partly caused by her husband deregulating Wall Street. Friends with Bono. Friends with Kissinger. Would prevent total destruction of the Supreme Court. Can't do much about Scalia. Would be first woman Prez. Hard sell in a country that can't even put a woman host on a major late-night tv show. She's the only realistic choice. She's the only realistic choice. |
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Jen Sorensen |
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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
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2015-04-08 |
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2015-04-08 |
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The Late-Night TV Circus. Several marquee shows are getting new hosts - and the "not she" ghost is everywhere! Not she. Possible hosts: - Dude - Dude - Dude - Dude - Dude - Dude. "What if we hired a … you know, a … " "Dude?" Not she. "This guy just does a better job of being young and male than the female comedians." Congrats on the new job, man! "Oh, it's not so new - I've been doing it for 60 years!" Not she. Mommy, can women be President if they can't be late-night comedy hosts? Not she. |
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Jen Sorensen |
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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
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2013-01-22 |
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2013-01-21 |
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Lance's Harsh Landing. What if Lance Armstrong's troubles forced him to live like the rest of us? I don't care how fast you can bike up the Pyrenees - How fast can you process customer service calls? I'm sorry, sir, but with your history of drug use, I'm afraid we can't offer you health insurance. Well, without any sponsorships, it looks like you can only afford this used Schwinn fixie. On the bright side, you'll be a total hipster! Guess it's back to just watching Oprah on tv like everybody else ... |
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Jen Sorensen |
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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons |
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2011-11-14 |
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2011-11-14 |
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Slowpoke. Fun with False Equivalence. Some readers complained that last week's cartoon focused only on violent right-wing rhetoric. In the spirit of fairness, we bring you examples of prominent progressives using such language.* Keith Olbermann. Welcome to tonight's countdown ... to armed revolution! Who will be in our crosshairs tonight? Stay tuned! Bernie Sanders, in a little-noticed line from his recent filibuster ... And if congress keeps the Bush tax cuts for the rich, I'm cleaning my guns and getting ready for the big show! Now, let's take a look at this pie chart ... Paul Krugman. It's time to water the tree of liberty with the blood of supply-side economists! Although it does seem like a waste of good ammunition! Rachel Maddow's machine gun social for gay marriage. Fire and M16 for equality! Marriage = 1 man + 1 woman. If ballots don't work, bullets will! |
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2010-08-01 |
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2010-08-01 |
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Slowpoke. This week in Celebrity Imitation. True! Lady Gaga's huge, iris-expanding contact lenses have inspired hordes of girls to adopt the doll-eyed look. Corneas scraped raw. When Ashton Kutcher began sporting Spock ears, thousands of dudes joined him. Chicks dig 'em! When Mel Gibson had his neck removed, hicks everywhere followed. It's the new mullet! Suck on this! And Glenn Beck University has spawned a host of copycat institutions. Eduma-catin' University of Your Crazy Aunt. KILL THE LEMURS! |
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2010-01-01 |
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2010-01-01 |
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Slowpoke. After an epic battle, health care reform finally passed. But THE GAME'S NOT OVER! There's still an … OBSTACLE COURSE TO CIVILIZED HEALTH CARE. HCA Bill. What Kennedy legacy? Massachusetts Might elect a republican senator who could torpedo the whole thing! I'll show you a minority whip! Reconcile THIS! Both the House and Senate must reconcile their bolls. Come to daddy ... Next, the bill must run through a maze of hedges while being chased by Jack Nicholson wielding an axe! Did you hear the one about Americans paying way more for health care than the rest of the world? The bill must then last and entire year as host of "The Tonight Show." Finally, it's signed into law! Until ... DUMP! |
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2007-01-01 |
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2007-01-01 |
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Slowpoke. Hello, and welcome to "Our Fellow Human." I'm your host, Mr. Perkins, and with me tonight is award-winning food photographer and author of The Big Book of Moon Pies, Frannie Fleenowitz. Welcome, Frannie. I'm as happy as a butter-drenched clam to be here. You've said that food photography is an underrated art form. Yes. Few appreciate the skill required to capture the sheen of frost on a pudding pop, the glistening condensation on a bottle of Yoo-Hoo, or the twinkling of a salt crystal atop a Cheez-It. So you're trying to raise the medium? I am. My new series, "Twizzlers at Sunset: A Visual Celebration," explores the complex beauty of this majestic twisty treat. Splendid! I'm a big fan of your "Turkey Jerky at the Gates of Dawn" work from last year. What's your next project? It's called "Nilla Noir." I'll be shooting Nilla Wafers in the graveyards of the English Moors. We'll never look at wafers the same way again! |
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2006-01-01 |
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2006-01-01 |
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Slowpoke. Drooly Julie's Culture Corner. Welcome to "The Lust Lab," where we talk nonstop about the horizontal bop! This week, due to a bizarre programming mistake, I'm filling in for rabid right-winger Laura Ingraham. First caller! ON AIR. Yeah. I just wanted to say that English should be the national language. Well, I prefer the universal language of love. I speak the humpinese dialect myself. Nothing achieves national unity like sweet porking! But- *sputter* (click) Next caller! Drooly, do you support our troops? Support the troops? I think of them constantly - their chiseled flesh bronzed by the desert sun, covered with a light dew of perspiration ... (pant!) That's not supporting - Hey, if all the troops had to look forward to was your sad prudish ass, they'd never get through the war! Next caller! Ma'am, it's sick perverts like yourself who are bringing this country down! On the contrary, I'm bringing this country up! I'm a red-blooded patriot into white-hot canoodling under blue American skies! I'm a uniter, not a divider-of start-spangled booty! |
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2004-01-01 |
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2004-01-01 |
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Slowpoke. Drooly Julie's Culture Corner. Welcome to "The Lust Lab," where discussing booty is out daily duty. Due to the recent FCC crackdown on obscenity, we've been forced to develop a new vocabulary for the program. ON AIR. Sex will be henceforth be referred to as "baking cupcakes." Oral sex is now "studying the Bible." And bondage is now "pledging allegiance to the flag." Also, pleasuring oneself is "shucking the corn," and make and female genitalia are "the Captain and Tennille." Got it? First caller, you're on the air! Hi Drooly. I've been trying to get my husband to pledge allegiance to the flag for some time now, but he only seems interested in baking cupcakes. Hmm ... Does he study the Bible? Yes, very thoroughly. Consider yourself lucky. Next caller! Hi, Drooly. I've been shucking the corn for far too long. How can I get the Captain to reunite with Tennille? Well, if you want to hear "Muskrat Love," I suggest you listen to tomorrow's show, when we cover the concept of "shock and awe." Stay Tuned! |
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2003-01-01 |
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2003-01-01 |
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Slowpoke. Crox News. Good evening, and welcome to Punditspew. I'm your host Foxy Chromelock. With me tonight is Democratic Congressman Dan Doormat, and Chairman of the Archaic Values Coalition Mr. Perkins. Hello. LIBERALS DIE! Gentlemen, let's begin with your thoughts on the economy. Well, it seems to me that it could be better ... Liberals are cloven-hoofed, piglet-sodomizing hellserpents in the great dragon's army of darkness. DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! Very interesting point, Mr. Perkins. Now Senator Doormat, What are you feelings on the situation in Iraq? Well, when I voted for the war, I didn't realize it would be so messy. As terrorist-fellating, grandmother-impaling spawn of Satan, the LIBERALS would plunge America into the stygian abyss of the DAMNED! Well put, Mr. Perkins. I understand you have a new book out, by the way. Yes, it's called SLANDERIOUS, TREASONOUS BETRAYAL. It's about Liberals. Um ... That's all the time we have. Stay tuned to Crox News, the "Just and Evenhanded" network! Crox News. |
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