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Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons

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1. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2015-03-30 honor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2015-03-30 Pub. Date: 2015-03-30
Image Number: 125110
Caption: The Submerged State. True: In response to a ban on state employees even mentioning global warming, South Florida is considering secession. FL, Circa 2200. I wish not saying Rick Scott's name meant he didn't exist! But the process may take time. We raise this flag in honor of our new state. South Florida. Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Se we may quickly go back to 50 states. South Florida? What South Florida? And the cycle will continue. Hey, what are we doing about our coastline? Do not use the forbidden word!
     
2. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2014-06-30 honor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2014-07-01 Pub. Date: 2014-06-30
Image Number: 113344
Caption: Buffer Buffoonery. The Supreme Court recently struck down a "buffer zone" law for abortion clinics while having its own protester-free zone that is many times larger. Massachusetts law: 35 ft. around clinics. Supreme Court buffer. Shouldn't the justices be as exposed to the "free marketplace of ideas" as a woman seeking an abortion? Repent. Your honor, please come to our Legal Crisis Center for some free counseling! They'd just have to take their chances and hope none of the activists are violent. Constitution killer! We the People. Things would change real fast. it being self-evident that no one should have to put up with this s#*t ... we're reversing our ruling on buffer zones.
     
3. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2010-05-10 honor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2010-05-10 Pub. Date: 2010-05-10
Image Number: 90118
Caption: Slowpoke. Lots of public service ads use scare tactics to discourage teen pregnancy. We at Slowpoke suggest a positive approach … Welcome, everyone, to the first annual THANK-A-CONDOM FEST! With me is Jim E. Hatt, who will accept the honors on behalf of all prophylactics! Hi, kids! Thanks! Speakers would share inspirational stories ... I'm about to graduate from college std-and-baby-free, and I owe everything to Mr. Hatt and his rubbery ilk! Aw, shucks! An award would be given ... Without you, my night with that hot piece of Italian beefcake would not have been possible. Please accept this golden booty for all your hard work. Just doing my job. ... Followed by a keynote address. As one of our great forecondoms once said, ask not what protection your partner can offer you ... But what you can offer your partner! Thanks!
     
4. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2009-08-17 honor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2009-08-17 Pub. Date: 2009-08-17
Image Number: 90706
Caption: Slowpoke. Stupidity Martyrs. Efforts to stop drivers from using cellphones tend to come up against logic like this: To me, the death of freedom is far worse than the risk of talking on the phone while driving. You can't legislate against stupidity! (Actual quote by a Utah State Rep.) People killed by gabbing drivers aren't victims - They're MARTYRS! When Mr. Boggs was crushed by a teenager texting behind the wheel of a Chevy Avalanche, he gave his life for our FREEDOM TO BE STUPID. Amen. Elmer Bogg 1948 - Why not honor these 2.600 fallen heroes each year with a memorial? Scrolling LCD display. Ann Billings. Karen Blake. Elmer Boggs. Surviving family members type in name of deceased. 2009. Other forms of stupidity could be recognized as well. Koff! Just exercising our idiotic liberties!
     
5. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2008-07-14 honor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2008-07-14 Pub. Date: 2008-07-14
Image Number: 91244
Caption: The Obama camp ponders potential running mates. We need to reach out to Hillary's supporters. Yes, we need a woman One with a strong personality. Well, there is one outspoken female who would represent big change. Say no more, I'm sold! A press conference is called. Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce the next Vice President of the United States ... Drooly Julie! HOT DIGGITY DAWG! I'm gonna get it on in th' White House! I mean, it would be an honor to serve the people. Drooly hits the campaign trail. My fellow Americans, as your Vice President, I will fight for hare laborers, raise many a flag, engage in hands-on diplomacy, and coax forth great GUSHERS of hope! HURRAH! Let Drool Rule. Clap! Clap! But the oppo research quickly kicks in. Senator Obama, were you aware that your running mate was once caught in a flagrante delicto with five airline pilots on a baggage carousel? Or that she directed a film called "The Bulges of Madison County"? Not again! To be continued? ...
     
6. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2007-01-01 honor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2007-01-01 Pub. Date: 2007-01-01
Image Number: 92337
Caption: Slowpoke. Does it seem like your credit card company constantly sends you new conditions and fees? Due to your history of paying off your entire balance every month, we are instituting an "on-time" fee of $39. The lat fee is now $39.50. Since deregulation of the industry began in 1980, profits from fees have skyrocketed. Here are some more fees we can expect in the future. Trademark Inscription Fee - fee for use of a company's name while writing them on a check. 6/23/07. Super Uberbank. Seven hundred fifty-two. 752.00. It's OUR intellectual property! The Non-Psychic Billing Fee - For having bills sent by email rather than telepathically. Current account balance $1,182.39. Unconventional Usage Fee - for using card to jimmy open locked doors. The Corrupt Congress Fee - in honor of those who passed the bankruptcy bill and other industry-friendly laws. Just doing the work of the people. Give me my money now. The Borrowing Money While Poor Fee - just in case other fees, 30% interest rates, and predatory marketing aren't enough to push you over the edge. "You're pre-approved to be our debt slave!" The Complaining About Fees Fee - tiny voice recognition microchip in your card detects kvetching, alerts central computer. This fee is Bulls#!t! Account #13978420 -1246703 is resisting.
     
7. Cartoonist Jen Sorensen  Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons 2006-01-01 honor 
Cartoonist(s): Jen Sorensen
Comic/Cartoon: Jen Sorensen's Editorial Cartoons
Viewable Date: 2006-01-01 Pub. Date: 2006-01-01
Image Number: 92680
Caption: Slowpoke. Hey, Republican candidates! Want to take your next attack ads to the next level? Try the latest in mudslinging technology: SLANDERsoft TM Smearware 6.0! WIMP. THIEF. WHOREMONGER. SLANDERsoft TM Smearware 6.0. Go beyond the traditional "opponent morphing into Osama" effect with our library of 10,000 stock images! Your opponent. Bowl of gruel. Stingray that killed Steve Irwin. Rob Halford of Judas Priest. Running against a black male? Use our state-of-the-art CGI capabilities for the ultimate in race-baiting visuals. Just insert opponents head! Voiceover: While [your name] was at home reading stories to his children, [your black opponent] was getting his freak on in nightclubs with your daughter! And now, twist your opponent's words more easily than ever with out instant context regenerator! I'd be honored to serve the greatest nation on Earth! I'd be honored to serve the greatest Nation on Earth! Order now and get a free copy of Photo-Ops 9.1 TM - Now with more virtual babies!
     
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